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Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« on: June 22, 2012, 04:19:16 pm »
So I've playing the Mushroom Kingdom mod, as a shyguy :), and my team was sent off to slay a Titan.  This Titan turned out to be made of Emerald and we killed it.

Suffice to say, I am now dragging a 14065L Emerald named after the Titan.  I sadly only have a speed of 99 and wish to do something with it that would be amusing.

And so I ask you all, what should I do with a 14065L Emerald the likes of which could shatter national economies.

(I'm not sure if it has actual value.  I may try to get it to a store to see.)
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 04:33:10 pm »
It has no value.
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 06:11:58 pm »
Well in that case, will throwing a 14065l object cause horrifying injury?
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2012, 11:10:57 pm »
Quote from: neotemplar on June 22, 2012, 06:11:58 pm
Well in that case, will throwing a 14065l object cause horrifying injury?


yes yes ohhhhhh yes
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 04:26:28 am »
You are now the Emerald sniper. Use this power carefully.
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 05:15:42 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 23, 2012, 04:26:28 am
You are now the Emerald sniper. Use this power carefully.
It's really more of a cannon ball.
Just hand thrown an' highly valuable.
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 10:19:29 am »
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 10:33:57 am »
Thats actually quite a badass name.
>find floating island
>find 9 other, smaller emeralds and place them in a shrine next to the huge emerald
>have a cyclopse or something like that guard them.
>mod hedgehogs to be faster
>???
>profit
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 09:14:32 pm »
LUCKY.... all i ever get is snow...
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2012, 10:59:22 pm »
Instead of throwing like every other person on this forum, use it to bludgeon people to death.

Stealthily.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 12:24:29 am »
Quote from: xeivous on June 23, 2012, 10:59:22 pm
Instead of throwing like every other person on this forum, use it to bludgeon people to death.

Stealthily.

Ooooohhh I like that idea.  And I just so happen to be trained in the art of Misc object user.  -Note my hand arrows-

Well I am still horrifically slow but... Hitting a human with it, FLUNG HIM INTO A WALL.  :)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 12:36:58 am by neotemplar »
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2012, 02:15:13 am »
Quote from: neotemplar on June 24, 2012, 12:24:29 am
Quote from: xeivous on June 23, 2012, 10:59:22 pm
Instead of throwing like every other person on this forum, use it to bludgeon people to death.

Stealthily.

Ooooohhh I like that idea.  And I just so happen to be trained in the art of Misc object user.  -Note my hand arrows-

Well I am still horrifically slow but... Hitting a human with it, FLUNG HIM INTO A WALL.  :)
That's why stealth. Doesn't matter how slowly you swing your humongous rock around at people if they can't see you.
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 09:08:26 am »
Wait a moment. How can you stealthily attack a guy while you're lugging around a gigantic corpse-shaped emerald?  :o
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2012, 11:27:10 am »
Quote from: Nega on June 25, 2012, 09:08:26 am
Wait a moment. How can you stealthily attack a guy while you're lugging around a gigantic corpse-shaped emerald?  :o
Legendary ambusher.
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Re: Neotemplar cancels adventure, aquired giant emerald.
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 11:51:39 am »
Quote from: neotemplar on June 24, 2012, 12:24:29 am
Quote from: xeivous on June 23, 2012, 10:59:22 pm
Instead of throwing like every other person on this forum, use it to bludgeon people to death.

Stealthily.

Ooooohhh I like that idea.  And I just so happen to be trained in the art of Misc object user.  -Note my hand arrows-

Well I am still horrifically slow but... Hitting a human with it, FLUNG HIM INTO A WALL.  :)

This should be drawn and posted into the 'draw your adventures' topic.
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