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Bojangliner

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Too many dwarven children!
« on: June 11, 2012, 04:23:19 pm »
What do I do with an overabundance of these useless kids? They don't even appear to have mothers...??? Please give suggestions.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2012, 04:26:10 pm by Bojangliner »
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Scruffy

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Re: Too many dwarven children!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 04:28:31 pm »
When in doubt, try applying burning badgers.

Edit: There are many threads about this and usually the answer has been along the lines of either training in a pit full of cats, child labor with DwarfTheRapist or just having them mysteriously disappear. (And perhaps giving the parents a few dwarf bone items if you tinker with the raws)
Perhaps use the first litter for candy scouting. Dropping them in a magmatube reveals a relatively large area. "Aarghhh.. Papa Urist, it is hot in here... Aaargh.. Ooh, candy!.. Aaargh..."
« Last Edit: June 11, 2012, 04:36:01 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: Too many dwarven children!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 08:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on June 11, 2012, 04:28:31 pm
When in doubt, try applying burning badgers.

Edit: There are many threads about this and usually the answer has been along the lines of either training in a pit full of cats, child labor with DwarfTheRapist or just having them mysteriously disappear. (And perhaps giving the parents a few dwarf bone items if you tinker with the raws)
Perhaps use the first litter for candy scouting. Dropping them in a magmatube reveals a relatively large area. "Aarghhh.. Papa Urist, it is hot in here... Aaargh.. Ooh, candy!.. Aaargh..."

This is why Goblins rescue them.
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Quote from: Oliolli on February 28, 2012, 04:32:12 am
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Re: Too many dwarven children!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 09:42:39 pm »
(v) (z) (r) = find mother
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