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Author Topic: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls  (Read 1455 times)

howsemaster

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Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« on: May 31, 2012, 03:43:17 pm »


 How horribly phallic.
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Azated

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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 04:15:00 pm »
Wow. That's possibly the weirdest engraving I've ever seen.

I didn't even know dwarves had flesh balls. I thought they reproduced via spores created from their beards.
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
You beat a man to death with his dick?

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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 04:40:05 pm »
Quote from: Azated on May 31, 2012, 04:15:00 pm
I didn't even know dwarves had flesh balls. I thought they reproduced via spores created from their beards.
They don't. It was about underground monster that is basically living blob.
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Quote from: Jack Smythe on April 18, 2014, 09:52:32 pm
Are weapons like the least lethal thing in DF?

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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 07:58:39 pm »
We are all nine years old.
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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 01:41:30 am »
"mommy, whats a flesh balls?"
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Quote from: Necro910 on May 05, 2011, 02:25:42 pm
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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 05:58:30 am »
Extensive science has been done on flesh balls, and it has been determined that they are quite different to the more familiar variety, mostly due to being almost completely immune to hammer strikes.
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Quote from: No2religions on August 02, 2012, 06:36:57 pm
I also just had a human diplomat enter from the surface, hold a meeting, then exit the map via hell.... I guess he thinks he's pretty hardass.

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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 01:52:59 pm »
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diff -ur raw/objects/creature_next_underground.txt 1/raw/objects/creature_next_underground.txt
--- raw/objects/creature_next_underground.txt   2012-03-10 17:52:58.000000000 -0600
+++ 1/raw/objects/creature_next_underground.txt 2012-06-01 13:50:08.933865400 -0500
@@ -662,8 +662,7 @@
  [USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:FLESH:MUSCLE_TEMPLATE]
  [TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:FLESH]
  [SPEED:6900]
- [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
- [BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
+ [BLOOD:UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE:LIQUID]
  [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
  [GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
  [GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
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Re: Scepter engraved with Flesh Balls
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 06:52:05 pm »
Title is misleading... the title should read "Scepter engraved with galena about Flesh Balls."
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