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[Maxinum McDreich]

Shout to the disapointed kids that the police have candy in them. You just need to hit them really really hard. Prefarably in that area that shop just highlighted.

Then take police car while police get mobbed by kids!

[Robocorn]

No amount of flipping will stop you. You're an unstoppable juggernaut of righteous indignation.



You'll see how far they get without their squad car.
But wait, is that a crossing guard? Another threat?

[cerapa]

Was not expecting that...

Ignore the crossing guard. If he crosses us, then we cross him. By which I mean commit murder. By which I mean kill him. By which I mean give him a hug he wont forget.

[Maxinum McDreich]

yell to the guy to get out of the way. He's in the middle of setting the record for fastest run whilst holding a police car with the siren on!

[Robocorn]

He totally has no reason to, but he stops you, you don't see anyone crossing the street, this guy's just out to get you.



He'll learn to behave through berserker fury.



That hurt a lot more than you thought it would.

[Dragor23]

BAF, indeed.

Screw this, you're going home.

[freeformschooler]

NO.

Tear out a nearby glass window pane, carve "BAF" onto it with your teeth, initiate honorable BAF duel.

[lawastooshort]

NO.

Tear out a nearby glass window pane, carve "BAF" onto it with your teeth, initiate honorable BAF duel.

This, but a ranged duel. In kilts.

[Kadzar]

What happened to that squad car?

(You might take this as a suggestion.)

[cerapa]

What happened to that squad car?

(You might take this as a suggestion.)

Look at the second picture, above the dudes head. As far as I can tell, that is a car that was thrown away.

[Kadzar]

What happened to that squad car?

(You might take this as a suggestion.)

Look at the second picture, above the dudes head. As far as I can tell, that is a car that was thrown away.

C'mon, that's no fun. And it could just as easily not be.

[cerapa]

What happened to that squad car?

(You might take this as a suggestion.)

Look at the second picture, above the dudes head. As far as I can tell, that is a car that was thrown away.

C'mon, that's no fun. And it could just as easily not be.

It kinda looks like half a sausage. In which case we should eat it to regain health.

Or maybe a balloon animal.

It could also be a sideways head of a duck.

[Robocorn]

You'll need the squad car to beat him.



The meddlesome crossing guard will taste your fury.



Dammit.



You've had enough of this shit. You're going home.
Maybe you're unfaithful fat wife will make you a sandwich.



Hmmm, looks like someone else has come to your home.

[Coolnesstod]

Pick up our trusty sword that we hid under our mail box and walk into the house ad prepare for battle! 

[LordBucket]

Be happy that the very nice person brought their car over. Take it and drive to the Bahamas.