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[Robocorn]

Your fat wife is being unfaithful
what'chu gonna do 'bout it?

[TCM]

Initiate gangsta' mode.

Fuck hoes.
Smoke weed.
Drop gats.
Get $$$.

[Robocorn]

This is totally unacceptable, you're out.



It's just you and the open road now.

EDIT:



You're way too gangsta to give a fuck.
They'll be fatter wives than her.
You blaze up and chill out.



Look out, some pigs are riding your tail.

[freeformschooler]

>Slam on the wheel and drive at approximately ILLEGAL MILES PER HOUR

Oh, by the way: ROBOCORN FORUM GAME. YES.

[Deny]

>Slam on the wheel and drive at approximately ILLEGAL MILES PER HOUR

+1

[Robocorn]

You ain't getting caught dead by the cops,
that's exactly what your fat wife would expect.
You floor it. They'll never get you alive.



Kindergardeners!!!

[freeformschooler]

>Point out window. Shout at kindergardeners that nearby building is DELICIOUS FREE CANDY STORE.

[Robocorn]

"Hey kids go in there it's a free candy store!!"



The kindergardeners safely fall for your clever ruse.



Unfortunately, it appears that you have struck the teacher.

[Coolnesstod]

Slam on the breakss then continue driving at ILLEGAL MILES PER HOUR!

[freeformschooler]

"Dungeon of Dongs". My sides.

Slam on the breakss then continue driving at ILLEGAL MILES PER HOUR!

+1

[Dragor23]

Pull her in the car, receive (CAUTION NSFW)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

blowjob

[cerapa]

"Dungeon of Dongs". My sides.

I didnt even notice that. Damn this game is awesome.

[Robocorn]

You slam on the breaks, and flip the damaged teacher off your hood.



Those damned pigs hit you from behind.



Your car tumbles forward and lands on its roof.

[cerapa]

Break front window, climb out, take the policecar.

If necessary, use teacher as flail and/or shield.

[Dragor23]

Combine belt with teacher.
Beat the crap out of the cops with rat-flai NO advanced blunt force object.