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[Gizogin]

[Argh, I lost all the stuff I just typed.  Stupid hotel internet.]
[Anyway, I believe I was enjoying some dwarf-cola and dragon tallow roasts with Mrhappyface and someone else?]
Blueprints?  Why would I have given you those?  Argh, this is so confusing.
[Suddenly, the door to whatever room we're in slams open.  Standing in the doorway, burning with anger, is... Gizogin?]
There you are!  Do you know how long I've been looking for you?  You're supposed to be back in the workshop!  I haven't finished diagnostics yet!
Of course you have.  I'm you, aren't I?  I ran the diagnostics, and I checked out.  All systems fine, and I'll be running at full power within the week.
You can't just claim you're me!  It doesn't work that way!  And stop drinking that!  You don't even have a stomach.
[Gizogin (the first one, the one that didn't kick the door in) puts down his mug of dwarf-cola, which is still three-quarters-full.]
Oh, do stop shouting.  It doesn't become me.  And I can drink anything I want; my systems are watertight.  You know that.

[At least this won't get confusing.]

Spoiler: MTG-related (click to show/hide)

Artifacts all the way.  Blue-black, with Myr Servitors and Disciples of the Vault.  Throw in a Genesis Chamber and a Time Sieve, and I have an infinite turn combo.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

[Argh, I lost all the stuff I just typed.  Stupid hotel internet.]
[Anyway, I believe I was enjoying some dwarf-cola and dragon tallow roasts with Mrhappyface and someone else?]
Blueprints?  Why would I have given you those?  Argh, this is so confusing.
[Suddenly, the door to whatever room we're in slams open.  Standing in the doorway, burning with anger, is... Gizogin?]
There you are!  Do you know how long I've been looking for you?  You're supposed to be back in the workshop!  I haven't finished diagnostics yet!
Of course you have.  I'm you, aren't I?  I ran the diagnostics, and I checked out.  All systems fine, and I'll be running at full power within the week.
You can't just claim you're me!  It doesn't work that way!  And stop drinking that!  You don't even have a stomach.
[Gizogin (the first one, the one that didn't kick the door in) puts down his mug of dwarf-cola, which is still three-quarters-full.]
Oh, do stop shouting.  It doesn't become me.  And I can drink anything I want; my systems are watertight.  You know that.

[At least this won't get confusing.]

Spoiler: MTG-related (click to show/hide)

Artifacts all the way.  Blue-black, with Myr Servitors and Disciples of the Vault.  Throw in a Genesis Chamber and a Time Sieve, and I have an infinite turn combo.

Who needs infinite turns?  Two Myr Galvanizers and two alloy myrs and you have infinite mana of every color!

[Mrhappyface]

Mrhappyface whistled as he started bringing back the lumber from the outside. It has been several hours since he left with his two agents to cut down some of the wood. Miraculoulsy, the heartwood of the trees was mostly intact. He couldn't wait to start plying, haha, his hand at carpentry. The walk was still pretty far, almost ten miles, but he was in no rush.

[Corai]

Corai ducked into a dark corner, another dwarf came in.


"Zanzetkuken, shut up for awhile, I need to concentrate." he thought, he snuck to where a blueprint was, and grabbed it.


"Robo-dwarf? Shiny." he said, tucking it away, one more and he was gonna leave.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The network alerted Corai that HappyFace was returning, but was ten miles away and leisurely walking the distance.

Corai ducked into a dark corner, another dwarf came in.


"Zanzetkuken, shut up for awhile, I need to concentrate." he thought, he snuck to where a blueprint was, and grabbed it.


"Robo-dwarf? Shiny." he said, tucking it away, one more and he was gonna leave.

Corai, what you are hearing is a nearby, hidden dragon, not me.

[Corai]

"Alright, whatever dragon." he said, the room had cleared out.


"Hell yes." he thought, he went forward to the other blueprint, but it was not there.


"Where did it go, dragon?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Alright, whatever dragon." he said, the room had cleared out.


"Hell yes." he thought, he went forward to the other blueprint, but it was not there.


"Where did it go, dragon?"

There was no lifeforms that moved it, so it must have been a robotic body.

[Corai]

"Dragon, tell me if theres anyone in here." he said, drawing his candy-tipped dagger.


-I need something to stop me, I dont wanna godmode and just run off with the blueprints.-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Detecting Splint heading this way.  Recommendation is to go through the vents.

[Gizogin]

Spoiler: MOAR MTG (click to show/hide)

Who needs infinite turns?  Two Myr Galvanizers and two alloy myrs and you have infinite mana of every color!

Why not both?  It's my turn forever, and I can do anything I want during it!  But with a Disciple of the Vault or four, I can cause my opponent to lose twenty life (not to take twenty damage, because that's easier to prevent) every time I iterate the loop.

Alright, alright, I'm coming back to the workshop.  I know how stubborn I can be.
Good.  You may have run a systems check, but I'm doing another one anyway.
Wow, am I really this paranoid?
Oh please, I'm just getting warmed up.  Trust me, you'll get a lot of experience with my flaws in the days to come.

[Whose blueprints is Corai rummaging through?  Also, ninja'd x7]

[WillowLuman]

(Waiting for Oliolli before starting to write fight with giant centipede.)

Ironblood walked into the lab. "Oh, this en't the privies." He stood for a moment. "Wait just a moment, I smell kobold around here!"

[Corai]

-Im stealing Happyface's. He tried to kidnap me so im gonna steal stuff, then trash the entire thing if noone stops me.-


"Splint? I can take him, but I dont wanna kill him. The vents here are to tough for me to get into."

[Mrhappyface]

The alarm started sounding in the brains of Mrhappyface's two agents.
"What is it guys?" he asked as the agents suddenly stiffened.
"An intruder in the labs. Small, kobold sized." they responded in their dead voices.
"Well shoots, do what you have to do. And if it's him..."
With identical nods, they turned on their reflex boosters and their cloaks. They ran, and with only 5 miles left and going at about 40 mph...

[Corai]

"Dragon, I have a sense of dread. Whats going on outside." he said, grabbing a blueprint and lighting it aflame. He was gonna torch the room before he left.


"Dragon, tell me now."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Vents now!  HappyFace knows you are there!  Repeat!  HappyFace knows you are there!  He is sending out the Agents!