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werty892

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You are sitting in a chair
« on: May 16, 2012, 03:38:58 pm »

All around you, blackness. In front of you, is a computer, with the power button glowing softly. You , and the computer, seem to be bathed by light from a unknown source.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 03:41:40 pm »

Look around and move the mouse.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2012, 03:47:06 pm »

>Lift the chair, smash it over the computer.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2012, 03:54:39 pm »

Do as King DZA said, nobody likes illuminated power buttons.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2012, 03:57:06 pm »

>Lift the chair, smash it over the computer.

Rejecting this reality-construct is the only way we will regain consciousness. This action is most wise, and I heartily endorse it.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 04:04:04 pm »

Look around and move the mouse.

You look around. Nothing new here, just more darkness.

Moving the mouse proves ineffective. Maybe you should try pressing the power button?
>Lift the chair, smash it over the computer.

You attempt to stand up, but then you find that you are floating! There is no solid ground beneath you, and even though the chair is floating with you, you cant seem to move it.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 04:05:55 pm »

Push the power button.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2012, 04:35:24 pm »

Well if our only option is to push the button, I hardly see the point in having the suggestion game start before the button is pushed. Ergo, there has to be an option other than pushing the button somewhere!

>Disassemble the computer, it's the only way to learn its secrets.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 04:41:40 pm »

>Pull the seat up under you and fly out of here.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 04:42:19 pm »

Well if our only option is to push the button, I hardly see the point in having the suggestion game start before the button is pushed. Ergo, there has to be an option other than pushing the button somewhere!

>Disassemble the computer, it's the only way to learn its secrets.

This, possibly using your telekinetic powers if you cannot do so physically.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 04:46:42 pm »

Kick the computer to death.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2012, 04:52:43 pm »

>Hide under the implied desk
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 05:47:08 pm »

Well if our only option is to push the button, I hardly see the point in having the suggestion game start before the button is pushed. Ergo, there has to be an option other than pushing the button somewhere!

>Disassemble the computer, it's the only way to learn its secrets.

You open up the computer, inside you find a piece of paper that says "01000100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01001011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 00111010 01010000 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01110000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00111010 01100011 01100101 01101100 01100101 01100010 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100101"

>Pull the seat up under you and fly out of here.

You pull the seat up, and seem to feel like you are rushing upwards. But no change really, the computer and desk follows you, and everything is still dark.
Well if our only option is to push the button, I hardly see the point in having the suggestion game start before the button is pushed. Ergo, there has to be an option other than pushing the button somewhere!

>Disassemble the computer, it's the only way to learn its secrets.

This, possibly using your telekinetic powers if you cannot do so physically.

You already learned its secretes!
Besides, a lack of telekinetic powers seem to be a issue

Kick the computer to death.

You kick the computer, knocking if off the desk, and then it zooms under it, coming back up, and landing on the top. Strange...

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>Hide under the implied desk

You do so for a time. It is very boring.

Push the power button.

You push the power button, the computer starts up, and you come to a login screen. There are 2 accounts, User, and Admin.

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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 05:51:04 pm »

Log into admin.
If there is a password, type every five to fifteen character alphanumeric combination possible to brute force your way into the account.
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Re: You are sitting in a chair
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2012, 06:05:55 pm »

Reinvent computers to use base-3 logic.
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