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Loud Whispers

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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 02:50:41 pm »
*Sigh*

There will always be war
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2012, 06:30:06 am »
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on May 16, 2012, 04:49:10 pm
Update: Just got my first human siege since the incident.  Diplomacy via magma is working well!

Also, thanks MaximumZero!  Turning off True Type seems to make the text work way better!
Fixing the text is good, magma diplomacy is better.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 07:53:48 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 18, 2012, 02:50:41 pm
*Sigh*

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Heheheh, you're dating yourself.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2012, 04:39:58 pm »
that pic made me lol
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2012, 02:52:56 pm »
So I'm running my fort, summer is drawing to a close, and I get this announcement:

An elven diplomat from Quamunmong has arrived.

What the hell?!  I haven't run fixdiplomats from DFHack, I'm building a megaproject out of soap and I do not need tree quotas.  What is that doing on my map?

Then I check the civ screen and note that Quamunmong is the local human civilization.  Why are they sending an elf to negotiate with me?  Don't they know elves put the ass in ambassador?

But it appears she knows her manners, at least:



Who says you can't train an elf?   :P
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 03:26:01 pm »
Quote from: orius on June 15, 2012, 02:52:56 pm
Who says you can't train an elf?   :P
How many elves does it take to screw in a mechanism?
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 08:08:05 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 15, 2012, 03:26:01 pm
Quote from: orius on June 15, 2012, 02:52:56 pm
Who says you can't train an elf?   :P
How many elves does it take to screw in a mechanism?
All of them. Elf blood is a terrible lubricant.
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2012, 10:26:14 pm »
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Re: I'm pretty sure the humans just insulted me :p
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 10:28:08 pm »
OH GOD. THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY TEA.


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