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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1050 on: September 11, 2012, 03:43:35 pm »

((KA-BOOM! Aw, they're gonna have ta glue back together!))

The Captain's bomb scattered the racers ahead of him into disarray, letting him to pull ahead and weave though the destruction he had caused. he was close to pulling ahead, he needed speed, but this dangerous section could be the doom if he wasn't careful. It'd be better to fight to keep this position then go all out when he saw his chance. At least he was past his rival.

"Your move, shell head"

Defensive Driving
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1051 on: September 12, 2012, 02:37:39 pm »

An unpleasant tune emitted from Olimar's cart.

"Faaaail fa-fa-fa-fa faaail, fa-failfailfail. Fail fa-fail..."

Olimar elected to Drive Defensively and attempt to gain an item box to put him back at the top.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1052 on: September 12, 2012, 03:10:37 pm »

Defensive driving, item box.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1053 on: September 17, 2012, 11:12:17 am »

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« Reply #1054 on: September 17, 2012, 11:31:36 am »

bump to stand with Dwarmin!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1055 on: September 18, 2012, 10:38:16 am »

Kirby Rally- Turn Eight

1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th

Action Phase

Those guy don't really know how to drive, I'll drive with care so that doesn't happen to me.
Drive defensively and aim for an item box.

Meta Knight enters the dangerous RED segment, cautiously eying the falling apples! He begins Driving Defensively, hoping to dodge the hazard!

DEFENSIVE DRIVING!

Shy Guy reels from his brush with the Bob-omb; he needs more speed, but is unwilling to risk falling back on this hazardous stretch of track! He begins Driving Defensively, hoping to preserve his position in time for a late push!

Defensive Driving

The ever-cautious Captain Falcon follows much the same reasoning as his predecessors, Driving Defensively to avoid a costly wipe-out at this late stage of the race!

Drive aggressively and aim for an item box.

Conker does not have the luxury of podium position, however- it's time to take some risks! [4] He picks up ONE Momentum while taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks as he strives to move ahead!

drive aggressively, go for an item box

Pikachu is also in position to take some risks, [4] duplicating Conker's line as he gains ONE Momentum while taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

An unpleasant tune emitted from Olimar's cart.

"Faaaail fa-fa-fa-fa faaail, fa-failfailfail. Fail fa-fail..."

Olimar elected to Drive Defensively and attempt to gain an item box to put him back at the top.

Evaluating his damage, Olimar realizes that his risks are compounded if he tries to get back to the top of the rankings immediately- instead, the crafty spaceman bides his time, Driving Defensively and lining up on an Item Box, hoping for a home run!

Aggressive Driving! Item box!

Oomph has suffered greatly this race, falling far behind the other drivers. Grimly, he sets out to climb back up the Leaderboard [4] gaining ONE Momentum and taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Defensive driving, item box.

Link knows he has the greatest Item bonus of any driver on the track, and so elects to Drive Defensively to maximize the chances of a miracle comeback!



1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th
Movement Phase

Meta Knight leads the way beneath the fruitful orchards of Dreamland, [3]+2+1 handily avoiding the apple hazard! He is Driving Defensively, and so does not attempt to Pull Ahead, but he does have a good shot at another Item for his Inventory!

Shy Guy [6]+2+1 expertly evades the assault of apples, protecting himself from catastrophic failure! He holds position behind Meta Knight, aiming for the Item Boxes!

Captain Falcon [6]+2+1 recognizes a good thing when he sees it, and follows Shy Guy's line, keeping pace with the leaders!

Conker swings wide in hopes of getting by Falcon, [2]+2-1 but the pestilent produce pounds his Kart, causing the rodent to lose control! Conker Spins Out, losing ONE Momentum and leaving him where he started this turn!

Pikachu ducks to the other side of the cursing Conker, [5]+2-1 racing ahead of the next wave of apples as he tries to pass! [3]+2vs[6]+1 Unfortunately, Conker's Spin takes him directly into the path of Pikachu, and the Pokemon is forced to break off his pass lest they both wipe out!

Olimar [6]+2+1 avoids the plummeting produce, keeping his eyes on the prize!

Oomph [1]+2-1 is buried beneath a veritable avalanche of apples as a particularly fruitful tree lets loose- the Koopa Spins Out, losing ONE Momentum as he desperately struggles to keep on the track!

Link [4]+2+1 handily dodges the apples, and finds that his Momentum is now double that of the reeling Oomph! [4]+2vs[6]+1 Oomph isn't ready to throw in the towel yet, however, viciously cutting the Hyrulian off!


Cleanup Phase

Meta Knight lines up on one of the scattered Item Boxes in the segment, [3]+1 and his Defensive Driving pays off [5] as he picks up another Banana!

Shy Guy follows up on his own excellent dodge [5]+1 with an excellent snag, picking up [10]+2 another Green Shell! He begins dragging the projectile behind his Kart!

Captain Falcon eyes an Item Box, [1]+1 only for Shy Guy to hit it first!

Conker recovers from his apple encounter, [1]-1 but not in time to line up on an Item Box!

Pikachu [2]-1 is frustrated as his line is forced away from the remaining Item Boxes!

Olimar [4]+1 expertly hones in on a loose Item Box, [11]+10+2 and is rewarded as a Triple Green Shell begins whirling around his Kart!

Oomph [3]-1 is dismayed as Olimar takes the only Item Box he had a shot at!

Link [6]+1 absolutely crushes the sole remaining Item Box, [12]+14 picking up a valuable Star!

LEADERBOARD

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Spoiler: Captain Falcon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Olimar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Meta Knight (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Conker (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pikachu (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oomph (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Link (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)



Dang, two failed pass attempts and not a lot of action (apple victims not withstanding) Those items should spice things up!

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1056 on: September 18, 2012, 10:43:52 am »

Action: Aggressive Driving!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1057 on: September 18, 2012, 11:22:11 am »

This is madness...

Shy Guy shifted his gaze to the green-thing that was dragging itself behind his kart. Why were they always green?!

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1058 on: September 18, 2012, 11:25:24 am »

AGRESSIVE driving! Use STAR!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1059 on: September 18, 2012, 02:17:22 pm »

Drive agressively
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1060 on: September 18, 2012, 03:35:00 pm »

Conker elected to Drive defensively with all the items around.
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« Reply #1061 on: September 18, 2012, 06:36:09 pm »

Drive Defensively because of the triple green shells behind me.
(Do the rolls for getting items hate me?)
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1062 on: September 18, 2012, 08:18:52 pm »

Drive Defensively because of the triple green shells behind me.
(Do the rolls for getting items hate me?)

Yes, but the rolls in general hate Dwarmin, so at least there's that!

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« Reply #1063 on: September 18, 2012, 08:40:16 pm »

((Quick Turn: Fire two green shells at Pikachu, 1 at Conker. Aggressive Driving))
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« Reply #1064 on: September 22, 2012, 01:36:32 pm »

Kirby Rally- Turn Nine

1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th

Action Phase

Drive agressively

Meta Knight pulls into the BLUE curve that treated him so roughly last lap- he hopes to replicate the success, without the wreck! [4] His aggressive line is a bit more conservative than last time, gaining him ONE Momentum while imposing a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

This is madness...

Shy Guy shifted his gaze to the green-thing that was dragging itself behind his kart. Why were they always green?!

Powerslide!

Fire the Green Shell @ Meta Knight!


Shy Guy pursues the caped racer, going into a Powerslide! [2]+1 He can't get a grip in the shallow water, however, skidding wide around the curve! He lines up a shot on Meta Knight and fires his Green Shell, [2]-1+1vs[5]-1+3 completely missing the leader!

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Captain Falcon begins Driving Defensively, knowing that shell related mayhem is about to be visited on the track!

Conker elected to Drive defensively with all the items around.

Conker also begins evasive maneuvers, hoping to hold position!

Drive Defensively because of the triple green shells behind me.
(Do the rolls for getting items hate me?)

Pikachu, knowing that the deadly shells are right behind him, immediately begins swerving and dodging to throw off Olimar's aim!

((Quick Turn: Fire two green shells at Pikachu, 1 at Conker. Aggressive Driving))

FIRE AWAY!

Olimar hurls the first shell at Pikahcu, [1]-1+1vs[2]+1 but improbably it skips off a rock and ricochets right back at Olimar! [3]-1vs[3]+4 The space pilot barely swerves out of the way as the Shell hurtles back toward Oomph, [4]-1vs[1] striking the astonished Koopa right in the face! Oomph Flips, losing TWO Momentum!

Recovering from his near miss, Olimar fires his second shell at Pikachu, [6]-1+1vs[5]+1 but the prepared Pokemon shows off lightning reflexes as he jukes out of the path of the Shell! The Green Shell strikes another submerged rock, taking a funny bounce and spinning towards Conker at an unexpected angle! [5]-1+1vs[2]+1 The squirrel is surprised to be struck from the side, and is sent flipping, losing TWO Momentum!

With one shell left, Olimar decides to pile on, throwing it at the downed Conker! The Green Shell spins by Pikachu, [4]-1vs[4]+1 who handily avoids the danger. Conker struggles to regain control of his Kart, [6]-1+1vs[4]+1 but is blasted once more, flipping and losing another TWO Momentum!

His work done, Olimar cuts an aggressive line on the track, [5] gaining TWO Momentum and suffering a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Action: Aggressive Driving!

Oomph shakes of the stars circling his head after that violent collision, and seeks to make up lost ground! [6] He hews dangerously close to the deep water, gaining THREE Momentum as he takes a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

AGRESSIVE driving! Use STAR!

Link Activates his STAR Power, becoming invincible and gaining TWO Momentum! He rumbles through the shallow water, [4] spray violently spattering from his star shield as he gains ONE Momentum and takes a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!



1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th
Movement Phase

Meta Knight skids out of the water, pieces of his broken Kart striking sparks on the pavement! He presses forward, hoping to Pull Ahead [3]-6+5 but is slowed once more by his damaged Halberd!

Shy Guy follows Meta Knight back onto dry land, but lacks the Momentum for a pass!

Captain Falcon is Driving Defensively, not that he has the Momentum for a pass anyway!

Conker is still struggling to get out of the water after his Green Shell double whammy- if anything, he's moving backwards at this point!

Pikachu is Driving Defensively, but the only way he won't pass Conker is if he crashes right into him! [5]+2vs[6]-3+1 Despite Conker's best attempts to force just such a situation, Pikachu easily swings wide around the troubled racer and takes Fourth Place, losing ONE Momentum!

Olimar comes out of the curve with momentum, looking to jump back up the leaderboard! [1]+3vs[2]-3+1 He has no trouble passing Conker, [2]+2vs[3]+1+1 but Pikachu savagely cuts him off, protecting the position he only recently gained! Olimar loses ONE Momentum as he claims Fifth Place!

Oomph comes up on the hapless Conker, [5]+2vs[1]-3+1 who is in no position to oppose the pass attempt! Oomph loses ONE Momentum as he moves up to Sixth Place, lacking the Momentum to charge further!

Link leaves a rainbow streak as he blazes onto the track, looking to climb out of the basement for once this track! [4]+5vs[5]-3+1 He sends the luckless Conker flying once more, the squirrel losing TWO Momentum as Link loses ONE, setting his sights on Oomph! [3]+4vs[6]+1 Oomph manages to avoid the initial ram, [1]+4vs[6]+1+1 somehow staying ahead of the storming Link! The Hyrulian is visibly angered by the flawless racing of the Koopa!

Cleanup Phase

Meta Knight bypasses the Item Boxes since his Inventory is full anyway, Slowing to his cruising speed of 4 Momentum!

Shy Guy [4]+1 handily takes another Item, [5]+2 this time dragging a Fake Item Box behind his Kart!

Captain Falcon hopes to flesh out his Inventory, [3]+1+1 snagging another Item Box and [4]+4 adding a Triple Banana to his inventory!

Pikachu focuses in on an Item Box, [4]+1+1 this time easily picking up an Item! [1]+6 He also begins dragging a Fake Item Box behind his Kart!

Olimar comes up on the Items, [3]+1-1 but is dismayed as Pikachu takes the Item he was aiming for!

Oomph [3]+1-1 grits his... teeth? When he sees that there are no Item Boxes to take.

Link [4]+1-1 is able to clip an Item Box right as it respawns, [4]+12 picking up a Blooper!

Conker [6]+1+1 finds plenty of Item Boxes waiting for him, and has plenty of time to zero in on the one he wants. [12]+14 Like Link before him, Conker is rewarded with a Star as he gets back up to speed, his Momentum setting to ONE!


LAST LAP

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Spoiler: Captain Falcon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Olimar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Meta Knight (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Conker (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pikachu (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oomph (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Link (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)


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