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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6007645 times)

adwarf

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28740 on: July 08, 2015, 02:51:12 pm »

Quote from: Jesse to Milno
Sounds like most of my old jobs, shouldn't be too hard to get a handful of them before someone starts to notice.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28741 on: July 08, 2015, 02:52:08 pm »


  • What do you expect to find on this mission, and how do you expect to contribute?
  • How do you understand 'competence' in our line of work?


"Well, as for what we expect to find, I'm not entirely sure. I'm of the opinion that something incredibly horrible is behind all this, and that a short while after we discover what it is, everything is going to go to shit, which is where I'm able to contribute with a variety of options, including fragmentation and HE, sir."

For the second, In our line of work, I think competence can be summed up simply - Knowing when to not hose down an area with ungodly or unearthly firepower. Any idiot can kill damn near anything with enough boom. Hell, the nice lady in the booth sells nuclear weapons for dirt-cheap. But if you blat the mission objective, or your comrades, or a civilian, or a structural support? That ain't competence. Following the boss's lead usually goes a long way towards achieving that, too.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28742 on: July 08, 2015, 02:59:16 pm »

Quote from:  Vincent to Skylar
Understood, I'll hold off purchasing anything for now
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28743 on: July 08, 2015, 03:15:44 pm »

Catten Vilcorius

"So where do I sign up for any missions? I am ready to go wild!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28744 on: July 08, 2015, 03:18:17 pm »

Catten Vilcorius

"So where do I sign up for any missions? I am ready to go wild!"
woulds mile and wave before raising his hand "I am ready to!"
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Pancaek

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28745 on: July 08, 2015, 04:27:47 pm »

Pancaek, I'll give you a token to break his arm~
"Hey, Henk. The powers that be don't like you trying to game the system. It's just your limbs right now, but next time it's gonna get worse. That's a mighty nice brain you've got there, would be a shame is something were to happen to it, capishe?"

Break spazyak's arm....with my mind! Meaning with my mass amp.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 04:33:48 pm by Pancaek »
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28746 on: July 08, 2015, 04:57:31 pm »

Quote from: Anita to Joker team leader
I was originally going to buy a laser rifle and some armor before my first mission, but seeing as that is no longer necessary, any suggestions?

Quote from: Milno to Drunk
Battle stims tend to be useful for any situation, but they're consumables and probably get you hooked on them. Your choice. Just don't take any of those Nyars vials during the mission.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28747 on: July 08, 2015, 05:10:14 pm »

Quote from: Anita to Milno
Noted, leaving those in a safe place.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28748 on: July 08, 2015, 05:13:07 pm »

Go find a newbie to give confusingly cryptic advise too. Then head to rec room and watch tv.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28749 on: July 08, 2015, 05:31:58 pm »

Quote from: Dester Gree to Milno Enedrasi
Should i return this Pimp Cane? I really only got it because it seemed the most convenient at the time for that little issue I was having? Five tokens might be better spent elsewhere later, though.

If Milno says so,Since Milno says 'meh,' Ask Steve if I should take the Pimp Cane on Mission 23.
If the answer is no: return the Pimp Cane for refund, unless the refund is not the full 5 tokens. Else, store the Pimp Cane in my room.

Gather belongings and be ready to go.


Dester hops up and looks about for Lyra. Upon finding her, he strolls over nearby. Hey, it was nice meeting you, Miss Kitty. I'm sorry, I never learned your name. I asked around. Maybe no one here knows it? I hope to see you again when I get back from wherever I'm going. Take care! Dester offers one last ear scritch before heading off to mission.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 08:04:24 pm by Ozarck »
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28750 on: July 08, 2015, 07:18:03 pm »

Quote from: Dester Gree to Milno Enedrasi
Should i return this Pimp Cane? I really only got it because it seemed the most convenient at the time for that little issue I was having? Five tokens might be better spent elsewhere later, though.

Quote from: Milno to Twitch
Ask Steve if you can take it with you, it's a cane after all. Equipment will be supplied at the site, so you can just try a refund and do whatever. Your choice.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Gentlefish

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28751 on: July 08, 2015, 07:22:19 pm »

Upon receiving a message on his wristpad, Ryan goes to find Milno. Upon doing so, offers his hand to the man.

"Thank you for choosing me, Sir. I promise I won't let you down. In fact, I'm all kitted up and ready to go now." He adjusts the pack on his back, recently filled with his emergency kit and heat blade amputator.

Ozarck

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28752 on: July 08, 2015, 07:25:46 pm »

Quote from: Twitch to Wait, why am I Twitch?
okay, I'll ask him

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28753 on: July 08, 2015, 07:37:19 pm »

"Thank you for choosing me, Sir. I promise I won't let you down. In fact, I'm all kitted up and ready to go now."

"Yeah, do a good job and prove my choice right."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Gentlefish

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28754 on: July 08, 2015, 08:09:51 pm »

"Yessir," Ryan says before hoisting his bag and going to his room.

I want room number 0011001 please. Pass PM'd (Use this room number instead of the one I PM'd if there's a discrepancy).

I go there and settle in, passing time until mission by looking through the emergency pack and familiarizing myself with its contents.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 09:07:03 pm by Gentlefish »
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