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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27360 on: April 03, 2015, 02:13:04 pm »

buy a universal amp and get it jammed into brain by people who know what they're doing. Also send message to AM asking for tips on universal amp use in general, and how to disable robots effeciently with it.
[Wiki]
She recommends disabling the center of mass. Attempting to dismember them is often ineffective.


Contact Miyamoto, ask him for an MCP Suit, and then sell trade my monoatomic razor and three tokens for a monoatomic machete.

((I asked IC already, for the record.))
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(For the ease of everyone I'll mark this for the wiki people myself. [I'd do the wiki stuff myself but I'm on a phone])

Kyle decides to refill his flask with his booze. He also puts the duct tape on his rope to take on the mission.

Also, due to a refund for respeccing he losses his amp and goes to buy a Red Hand leaving him with one token.

Alright, you get that all set up.
[wiki] etc
Go to briefing to whichever mission the leaders decide to put me in. Once that is all decided.
Well you look relatively new, so I'm guessing the newest suicide mission is your new home.

Retrieve tokens. Get dressed. Hang around Rec Room for a while. See if the VR Machine has data for a simulation of a UWM Mission attempting to fight a planet of evil alien fungi.
[Wiki] for the tokens and dressing, punch to the stomach for the rest.
I don't want to be left out.
Go to the briefing room and see what's crack-a-lackin'.
You head to the briefing room and crack your knuckles


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I could have sworn you have some scout eyes in your team fund. And considering they're 1 token for 3 now, I think I'll just tell you guys to buy em. Depends on the design of the UAV. What do you want it to do?

We don't. But yeah, probably just gonna use scout eyes, those are cheap and disposable.

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Well, we've got 3 right? their internal electronics are fried but the synthflesh still works. I'd say 3 tokens each to get them repaired and healed from the bullet wounds.

Actually, we've got 5. 3 tokens to repair one is doable though.

Are you going to give us a map of the area you think? If yes, when could we get that?


Alright [wiki] that repair

As per a map, I've got a ground height map for your teams, but I dunno if that would be helpful.


Make sure that Nyars keeps the Cube if this ends up going very poorly.

Put the glowing murder-dong on a table or something before it gives me Space Cancer.

Say a little prayer, then put on the Skinsuit

The skinsuit slithers across you and seals shut, covering you completely like a sheet of cellophane. You can feel it grab hold of your flesh; dozens of strong sticky hands gripping and squeezing, anchoring themselves to you. You feel an odd sensation of hunger, then anger, then vulnerability;  Your skin seems to be soft and pliable, and you grunt as your arms flow down like soft putty and your knuckles clack against the metal floor.


(I think this should be good.)
Spoiler: New Char Sheet! (click to show/hide)
[wiki]
the suit blocks most of it, but you probably shouldn't be holding it near your junk.


Irling volunteers for the mission, and then proceeds to gear up.

Purchase the Microwave Psychokinetic Amplifier (2 tokens) and the changeling mask (3 tokens) from the player store. Have both installed.
Changeling mask eh? Interesting choice

[WIKI]


Sell the Sibilus[Unused] for 7 tokens, bringing my total to 13. Then buy a Brisant grenade launcher for 3 tokens with a Frag grenade as my ammo choice, then buy one pack each of Frag and HE Grenades for 1 token apiece, as well as a Jump Pack for 3 tokens, and a set of Cam-eyes for 5. Total tokens spent, 13. Also, if you've time, could I get a description of my new custom robobody, with whatever mobility enhancers it's got? It's the super fast squishy one.
[wiki]

mobility enhancers in terms of moving on difference surfaces or in terms of generally faster moving?
Eye the new armory list as the Armory Master puts up the new menu. Sell the Coagulant Booster pills I just bought, then purchase the Platelet Efficiency Overhaul gene-mod, and head to the Infirmary to get it.
Afterwards, grab my equipment from my locker, leaving behind my tokens, datapad, ill-fitting helmet, and the wireframe "shoes" from the ship event, and head to the Briefing Room.

[wiki]


Hmm yeah, the MFM and the cheapest brain then please.  And yes, literal backpack full of sand.  A large one.  Edit: also ask about a mobile machine to monitor the brain's health via EEG.
((Idea is to make glass tools + weapons when needed, sand may be easier to carry than tons of scrap metal and glass weapons and tools may be lighter.))
[Wiki]
And the brains already come with EEG like readouts


finalizing things:
color changing fur, same white as currently when I don't want to be sneaky, changes color to match surroundings and makes me really hard to see when I want to hide. ensure paws/hands/feet/whatever you want to call them are properly padded for totally silent movement ((though that part is probably already in place, I'm not sure so I'm mentioning it here.))
improved musculature to allow even faster movement and even more precise control, even compared to my current cat-hybrid-body. (if tokens to spare, improve this further please)
improved skeletal structure to handle improved musculature and ability for body to naturally, though very slowly, heal non-organic components.

NEW: replace or add to painkiller in fangs with a much stronger sedative, one that will reliably put a human or sod to sleep very very quickly, but not for very long, not *just* deaden pain. keep the coagulent boosters, and sedative needs to be safe to use on wounded individuals. painkilling effect lasts much longer than sleep effect.
if possible, have sleep effect leave subject pliable for a couple minutes after they wake up from it.

retain all changes from previous part-cat mod
body still looks from the outside and feels both inside and out like an organic body.
old body kept in storage if zero cost.
same size or smaller.

no bullet-time
no wierdsense unless I get a compatible answer to the amp specialist question, which i do not think will happen.

tokens spent: 12 / 12
returning to the doctor to follow up on this, do want it implimented.
Didn't we already do this? I was under the impression we already did all this?
To the briefing room!
Done
Oh right, I have to do that.
OFF TO THE BRIEFING ROOM!

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Ulrich Leland. Location: Infirmary


Have doctors in infirmary to check what the Potion #30 exactly did to me.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Your flesh has become more fragile and prone to fracturing and breaking apart rather then squishing or deforming.

Purchase ROMANTIC BEGGAR, PRECIPITATE MASK and SPOOKY GARROW from Nyars.
Return the outdated Microwave Field Manipulator I have to the Armory and get a full refund; not a replacement new model.

((Cannot spare tokens for a brain at the moment.))
Seeing Lyra walk by, Maurice greeted her.
Hello, Lyra. I've been looking for you. He smiled happily.
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Enjoy your objects of questionable use.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27361 on: April 03, 2015, 02:21:43 pm »

It was gone over, approved, and ready to go, but I wanted to perform the D-cube test first in case the D-cube test went foul. It went fine, so i'm ok with just saying both happened and I'm good to go.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27362 on: April 03, 2015, 02:25:38 pm »

Test out my new body, see if I can make myself more or less "goopy" by concentrating on it or some other way.

Also put my clothes back on, if I can manage it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27363 on: April 03, 2015, 02:28:30 pm »

PM sent (yesterday) for equipment requisition
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27364 on: April 03, 2015, 02:28:53 pm »


(I think this should be good.)
Spoiler: New Char Sheet! (click to show/hide)
[wiki]
the suit blocks most of it, but you probably shouldn't be holding it near your junk.

(I assume that means I'm in? If not, just ignore this action.)
Zayne coughs up the stasis fluid stuff, looking around the room. "..Eh?" He gets up, grabbin' some clothes and putting them on.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27365 on: April 03, 2015, 02:32:45 pm »

Actually, I should probably head to the briefing room instead. Then hang from the ceiling using the suction cups on my tentacle and annoy anyone who gets too close.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27366 on: April 03, 2015, 03:15:59 pm »

Done with equipment shenanigans, Yaroslav heads back to barracks, briefly inspecting UCT and cans and then typing a message:
Quote from: Yaroslav to Hasala Nabin
According to the latest data input I recieved, you are in charge of Snapdragon group of landing operation, which makes you my CO, so I guess I should report for duty in one way or another. Any orders right now or we just hang around till we drop?

Seeing new guy dressing up, fresh out of stasis, Headless Robot makes some noise that was intended to be a short "Hm" but came out as something like Windows error noise, sits on his bunk and proceeds with inspecting UCT.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2015, 03:24:29 pm by Comrade P. »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27367 on: April 03, 2015, 03:28:32 pm »

Ulrich Leland. Location: Armory


Spending my last tokens to purchase SS Testament LSW.
And since everyone seems to be going to Briefing room I'll go there as well.


Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 04, 2015, 12:53:45 am by AoshimaMichio »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27368 on: April 03, 2015, 03:28:42 pm »

The man glanced over at the headless robot for a moment, looking very confused. "..Uh.. Okay." He said in response to the noise.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27369 on: April 03, 2015, 03:29:12 pm »

Maurice smiled melancholically.
You see, I am working with the Doctor, and he is moving to Hephaestus soon. I presume this has a specific reason, which, once fulfilled, would mean his eventual return to the Sword - and, by extension, mine; until then, though, I am following him there or wherever. ...Do not worry: time dilation and stasis tech will be on your side - even if years pass for me, mere weeks or months would pass for you.
Though knowing the 'Corps life, I wouldn't be surprised to find you changed more in those weeks than me in decades.
Maurice laughed merrily.Don't worry too much; everything shall be fine.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27370 on: April 03, 2015, 03:30:25 pm »

Pan nods and reactivates his stealthskin, going for a walk. He wanders to the barracks and sees a new guy covered in goop looking rather bewildered at some kind of robot. Without become visible, he speaks.

"You new here? Do you realize what's happening to you yet?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27371 on: April 03, 2015, 03:35:07 pm »

He looked around for the source of the voice, looking even more confused. "..This is.." He glanced around again. "..The HMRC.. Right..?"

"And uh.. Yeah.. I'm new. Are you the computer?"
« Last Edit: April 03, 2015, 03:38:03 pm by Shaporia »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27372 on: April 03, 2015, 03:39:46 pm »

Pan deactivates the stealthskin, looking straight at the new guy from a few feet away.

"Yes, but no. The HMRC is no more. We are now called ARM, resistance fighters against the corrupt UWM. I am Commissar Nilys, when I think really hard things start to die. At the top of the chain of command is Steve, our robotic overlord. Under him is General Miyamoto, Operative Milno and Simus, the head of Hephaestus. Our death rates are pretty good, we're probably hitting close to 25 percent now. You've got five tokens somewhere on your person to spend in the armoury. Any other questions, recruit? "
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27373 on: April 03, 2015, 03:42:35 pm »

He blinked a few times, pausing for a moment to take this information in. "..Where's the armory?.. Uh, sir."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27374 on: April 03, 2015, 03:44:23 pm »

Pan deactivates the stealthskin, looking straight at the new guy from a few feet away.

"Yes, but no. The HMRC is no more. We are now called ARM, resistance fighters against the corrupt UWM. I am Commissar Nilys, when I think really hard things start to die. At the top of the chain of command is Steve, our robotic overlord. Under him is General Miyamoto, Operative Milno and Simus, the head of Hephaestus. Our death rates are pretty good, we're probably hitting close to 25 percent now. You've got five tokens somewhere on your person to spend in the armoury. Any other questions, recruit? "
- You could probably exclude deaths from heart stroke straight out of stasis from death rates if you wouldn't sneak up on mere soldiers like this, Commissar Nilys, sir.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2015, 03:46:33 pm by Comrade P. »
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