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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Yoink]

Lying on the floor amidst the feet of the folks at the Armoury, Jobasio clears his throat loudly and raises a hand.
"Excuse me, ma'am," he slurs to the AM, whether or not she actually hears him, "I appear to be suff'ring a critical uniform shortage. Shorely I should have some, visible representashun of my proud place within the, uh, A.R.M?"

>Request a uniform from the AM.
Preferably something fancy, but still with a stern, military look.

[Harry Baldman]

Hm... maybe that's not actually such a good idea.

Instead, look for funny and/or cute videos on the Internet featuring or about Arbiters of Peace.

Then do the same for Shadow Walkers and Urban Executors.

Then do the same for Amp Specialists.

[GreatWyrmGold]

[1+1]
Now...how do needles work....

((Thank [insert appropriate HMRC deity] you had that dynamic bonus.))

Instead, look for funny videos on the Internet featuring or about Arbiters of Peace.
Then do the same for Shadow Walkers and Urban Executors.
Then do the same for Amp Specialists.

((Those concepts and the concept of "funny" mesh together oddly.))

[Harry Baldman]

((Those concepts and the concept of "funny" mesh together oddly.))

((Well, except for Arbiters of Peace, all of what I mentioned are or at least once were human. It'd be strange if there was absolutely nothing funny, amusing or cute they've ever done, if only for good publicity.))

[Yoink]

((Heh, reminds me of the footage that went kinda viral here recently, of a cop dancing at some music festival.))

[Toaster]

((Plus, given the setting, surely there is some groin pain of at least a few of them on tape.  And getting whacked in the groin is always funny.))

[HailFire]

( ═_╩) "Hmm..." Maybe she did need checked out after all. "Nevermind that, then.

...The flesh is weak, though." Erin remarks idly to the power-armored badger-giant before perusing the armory's wares in earnest, clicking all the while.

Sooooo many awesome looking things in there... but the "token" cost stopped her in her tracks. Did she even get money with this future space rebellion business? And of course, one version of space magic looked like it would take entirely too long to use in a combat scenario, while the other was a permanent brain implant that she'd better make sure she could use before she invested in it. Hmm...

( ═ヮ═) "Is there any way I might be able to test some of these things out, on, like, a range or something? Sort of a 'try before you buy' deal?" ...Well, obviously not the nukes, but you get the idea."

She turns at being addressed, only to be met with yet more strangers pestering her and draping clothes on her like she was some sort of exotic coat rack.
( ╝︿╝) "Men." At the prone stoner's request, she immediately and unceremoniously dumps the uniform on Jobasio's face. "Enjoy."

( ╬‿╬) "Soooo..." Erin says as she sidles up by Milno, "Did I hear you say something about Shark Mist?"

[Pancaek]

"Theres a big button on the floor"
"Yes, a decently acceptable place for a button"
"I don't know, looks like a trap to me."
"Surely the AM wouldn't put a trap in this simulation?"
"I dunno man, she can be pretty scary at times."

Press the button. Be prepared to defend myself in case it triggers an attack of some kind.

[NAV]

Dubley points his new toy at Saint.
Pew, pew pew. Haha, made you flinch.
Then he goes to the armoury, trying to make himself seen among the crowd of naked cyborg girls, monks, honeybadger supersoldiers, stoners, and vomit boys.
Hey, Miss Armory Master, do you know anything about this gun? Nyars gave it to me. And is there anywhere I could test it?
Ask

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Its okay, everyone can completely ignore me, its fine.  At least I have my weird-ass booze.))

[Harry Baldman]

((Its okay, everyone can completely ignore me, its fine.  At least I have my weird-ass booze.))

((Stacy could help you with your abandonment problems after he's done perusing the Internet for funny UWM videos.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Those concepts and the concept of "funny" mesh together oddly.))

((Well, except for Arbiters of Peace, all of what I mentioned are or at least once were human. It'd be strange if there was absolutely nothing funny, amusing or cute they've ever done, if only for good publicity.))

((The funniest things I can think of that they would do are things like "Get hit in groin with football and then obliterate the football-thrower".))

( ╬‿╬) "Soooo..." Erin says as she sidles up by Milno, "Did I hear you say something about Shark Mist?"

((It has little to do with actual sharks. IIRC, it was named that because it was identified as "sharks" by someone who basically only knew that sharks were gray.))

((Its okay, everyone can completely ignore me, its fine.  At least I have my weird-ass booze.))

((Maybe you should try talking to people? Or at least going where they are?))

[Caellath]

The armory master's opinion is sound and since she hasn't warned him of impending doom, the symbiosis probably doesn't have any short-term plans of taking over - if anything, keeping him alive and safe ensures its survival, eh? "Yeah, thanks for the help. I don't feel like being taken apart by him." he says before momentarily turning his attention to the nearby naked woman, though his yellow eyes remain focused on the AM.

"Yeah." he answers her question while giving no further exposition on the matter.

[TCM]

May curled her lips together and lowered her eyebrows. Here she was, meeting another girl who was as eccentric, excitable, pro-nudist and nearly as fair as she was, and everyone else was trying to get a piece of her. May was the unofficial guide, and Erin would be her B.B.B.F.T.F.S.I.Y.D.L.I.T.Y.A.G.G.H. She walks behind Erin, placing her palm onto the newbie's shoulder.

"Shark-mist doesn't have anything to do with Sharks, don't get your hopes up. It's just space-herpes. Anyways, if you want to try out weapons for no charge, you can come with me to the VR Center in the Recreational Room. Virtual Reality can be set up for you to be able to test any of our weapons in any virtual scenario of your own creation."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Shark-mist doesn't have anything to do with Sharks, don't get your hopes up. It's just space-herpes."

((...I'm pretty sure it's, um, not that.))