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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6011965 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21390 on: December 12, 2013, 02:12:54 pm »

She protects me, after all. ...Well, this time.
Wait a few seconds to check if it's still raining fiery high-speed death. If the barrage is over, uncurl and hurry to get the wounded to the infirmary.
Just how damaged is the Sword? And what in the world is going on outside?
... Poor Grate.


((Awww, I didn't get my own 'Oh dear' :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21391 on: December 12, 2013, 02:14:12 pm »

((It's reasonably safe to assume that this shrapnel is phasing in and out of reality- it phased out through Jim and in through Lyra.  That, or the angle was funny.))

((Also, I cite this turn for any point in which anyone mocks Lars and his faith.  He damn sure is lucky when it comes to avoiding serious injury.))


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Get Steve's arm and hand it back reverently.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21392 on: December 12, 2013, 02:17:26 pm »

((Really? That angst about not being human seemed pretty genuine.))

(It is a character motivation... just not the reason he's not doing anything right now. :P Aaanyway, later guys.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21393 on: December 12, 2013, 02:19:02 pm »

((And I avoided any injury whatsoever. Clearly I'm favored by the gods.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21394 on: December 12, 2013, 02:26:43 pm »

Lenglon, if you want to have Jim carry Lyra to the infirmary, go ahead.
For Jim: carry Lyra to the infirmary.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21395 on: December 12, 2013, 02:38:25 pm »

Steve, all clear? Predictably after that, we have wounded.

IF horrible shrapnel death is over, leave the blackship and begin taking wounded and pieces of wounded to the infirmary. Leave Morul in the blackship for now if I don't have time to get to him. He's not bleeding out, he's fine :P

Otherwise, continue using Morul as a shield. Hope he doesn't wake up.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21396 on: December 12, 2013, 02:42:16 pm »

((Robot feet, of course. Repair one, replace the other. Imma install rollerblades on 'em.

Also, holy frag grenade. I think a lot of the prep time will now be spent repairing the Sword.))

(( Forget the sword, if this is what is happening to a capital ship that must certainly be capable of shrugging off this kind of thing, what do you think has happened to any thing else on the surface? Or *below* the surface. This is going to be a catastrophic amount of damage to anything nearby. I hope we didn't need any of it XD ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21397 on: December 12, 2013, 02:45:36 pm »

((What's that 'incident' thing in your sig, by the way?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21398 on: December 12, 2013, 02:45:52 pm »

((The Sword is right next to the epicenter - more specifically, the HMRC quarters are. So we're literally soaking in the worst of the blast right now. Of course, the buildings and the industrial complex beyond are going to be quite severely damaged as well, but we already nuked the place, conventional-ish damage will be easy to repair in comparison.))
« Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 02:50:08 pm by Sean Mirrsen »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21399 on: December 12, 2013, 02:46:27 pm »

((What's that 'incident' thing in your sig, by the way?))
((Time since last overload, anomaly and other HMRC fuckery.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21400 on: December 12, 2013, 03:27:08 pm »

((The Sword is right next to the epicenter - more specifically, the HMRC quarters are. So we're literally soaking in the worst of the blast right now. Of course, the buildings and the industrial complex beyond are going to be quite severely damaged as well, but we already nuked the place, conventional-ish damage will be easy to repair in comparison.))
((Wait, this counts as "conventional"?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21401 on: December 12, 2013, 03:44:46 pm »

Dubley's gonna drag anyone injured to the infirmary. While there, get my scalp/hair transplant installed. Thank Auron if I see him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21402 on: December 12, 2013, 03:48:42 pm »

set gungnirs diffusion to 5, intensity to 1 and tesla function to off.
Place barrel almost directly to my femur hole and cauterize that shit.
Grab severed leg and drag self to infirmary.
Get leg re-aattached, finish attaching thermal cameras if theres time.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21403 on: December 12, 2013, 03:57:53 pm »

((What's that 'incident' thing in your sig, by the way?))
((Time since last overload, anomaly and other HMRC fuckery.))
(( Yeah, essentially. It was originally 'time since someone accidentally tried to kill me', but I'm expanding it to 'time since HMRC PR disaster'. The current incident is 'ongoing' :P
I should poke around and see if I can automate the timer update XD ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21404 on: December 12, 2013, 04:00:13 pm »

((Think of this less as a disaster and more of making the civilian roundup easier!))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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