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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19905 on: October 30, 2013, 12:14:01 pm »

((Or i could convert them into an induction cooker like i saw advertised on television yesterday, the possibilities are endless :D))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Waiting for Sodot
« Reply #19906 on: October 30, 2013, 12:31:30 pm »

Gorat grimaces. "Someone was faster than us, I suspect. Let's see if our comrades need backup, then."

Look through the window for sods to shoot.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19907 on: October 30, 2013, 12:32:24 pm »

Renen goes back to where the defense team is. He looks back at the carnage that was of his doing. Years before, he never even thought of becoming a murderer and now he had been turned into a killing machine. He cleans himself and sits down to wait for the next wave of soldiers, always ready to enter bullet-time if anything happens.

This is war now, all that bloody glory. This the way I chose and I will stay in. Rest in peace, sods.

Out of BT. Clean myself form the blood and rest a little, always ready to enter bt mode and attack any enemies. Send a message to Doc.

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The alterations are pretty good. Thanks. I just did something that I would never be able to do in my previous body. The flesh is weak indeed.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19908 on: October 30, 2013, 12:34:07 pm »

Charles quickly runs to his turret, staying hidden and in cover before replacing the conventional magazine with the ClF3 magazine. He then runs back.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19909 on: October 30, 2013, 12:41:52 pm »

((Thats rather clever actually... i may have to construct some sort of gauss potato gun and some kind of cookie cutter for ferromagnetic items when i get back.))
((Gauss potato gun? Um...sorry bud, but potatoes are nonmagnetic, except maybe a little diamagnetism, and the general idea of a "potato" gun is completely without a Gauss analogy.))



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Check for safety. If nothing look dangerous, head to the Sword and chat with the Doctor about if he wants to do tests on one of the fuzzy little guys and sequencing their DNA and stuff like I was going to do.
If, on the other hand, I notice something dangerous (other than my teammates, to cut off that line of humor/misinterpretation), keep under cover and make sure everyone knows about it. Using messages or something, not by shouting my head off.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19910 on: October 30, 2013, 12:48:11 pm »

((The analogy is that potato guns fire anything that is even remotely potato-like.
So my gauss potato gun will fire anything that is ferromagnetic, like steel spoons and sod batons.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19911 on: October 30, 2013, 12:49:52 pm »

((The analogy is that potato guns fire anything that is even remotely potato-like.
So my gauss potato gun will fire anything that is ferromagnetic, like steel spoons and sod batons.))
((Oh. That makes sense.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19912 on: October 30, 2013, 01:19:55 pm »

(( Considering I didn't get murdered crossing what used to be enemy lines to get Morul, I'm going to assume that things are quiet now.

Also, how many people have I either brought back or fixed to the point that they could come back this mission? 5-ish, plus the civies? I feel like such a competent medic! You know, if we ignore that instead of doing any medicine I've been a glorified corpse delivery service for the med bay :P ))

Well, that ended abruptly. And with only one casualty. Well, one and a half...

If Steve, enact plan fix flight computer!

Else, go check on poor Pancaek, escort him to the medbay if I think they can help him recover faster. Otherwise, leave him to his amp-induced misery
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19913 on: October 30, 2013, 01:36:17 pm »

(( Considering I didn't get murdered crossing what used to be enemy lines to get Morul, I'm going to assume that things are quiet now.
((You never know what could come up.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19914 on: October 30, 2013, 02:04:50 pm »

"You know, I appreciate the whole blowing up half of the gangway with their own ordinance thing. It was quite amusing. But you really should be more careful, you're kinda useless right now. more than normally, I mean"

"sssssschut up.....I am not ushelsh now, I'll prove it oncshe my hurt stops braining....uuugh"

stay with my metal face on the metal floor, try and see how long it would take to be able to do something again. If Skylar is so kind as to drag me off, don't struggle.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19915 on: October 30, 2013, 03:25:23 pm »

"Interesting."

Keep waiting for Steve.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19916 on: October 30, 2013, 03:29:31 pm »

((I've actually had the idea of enlarging the gauss slug and cranking up the magnetic force to make an anti-material rifle, but that falls more under Gauss Cannon than an original prototype.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19917 on: October 30, 2013, 03:36:06 pm »

"well, I'm glad I'm a sociopath right now or I would be throwing up cause I mean Jesus! What the hell did you do?!"
serch the corpses for anything cool!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19918 on: October 30, 2013, 03:42:47 pm »

((I've actually had the idea of enlarging the gauss slug and cranking up the magnetic force to make an anti-material rifle, but that falls more under Gauss Cannon than an original prototype.))

((Probably be a little bit smaller than a gauss cannon though.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: He is the One!
« Reply #19919 on: October 30, 2013, 05:04:34 pm »

(Just thought of this, we got an untrained Rambo, Neo from the matrix, and Jason bothers with bullet time.

God help us.)
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