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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5997300 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18315 on: September 21, 2013, 05:45:18 pm »

Attempt to eat this as well as the spoon pill.

((You've had quite enough, loyal test subject. I was hoping I could eat this one, if only for the sake of sharing the hilarity. Failing that, pass it to someone other than Xan.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18316 on: September 21, 2013, 05:45:47 pm »

Skylar stands over the blood stain that was Lyra triumphantly for a time. And then gets whacked in the head by one of the 10 drones flying around his head. And all 10 of the fake drones that he thinks are defending him but actually don't exist.

Owww.... okay. Good day's triage carried out. Terrible tech work... Let's fix that and get back to the task at hand...

Bring the drones back under control by putting 6 of them back on the platform. Command two of the remaining active ones to escort Feyri and shoot anything she shoots. Tell the 10 imaginary ones to fuck off.

(( Actually, please tell me that 10 drones flew out of the ship to join me, so I can call that a monumental success :P ))

(( Dev, by drone you mean scout's eye, right? Just trying to not get confused as to who does and does not have a swarm of flying hand lasers ))

(( And I approve of this pill. Can't wait to see what you turn into :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18317 on: September 21, 2013, 05:49:20 pm »

(No offense Xan, but I'm with Harry on this one. If there's enough for two pills, let Stacy eat the first one so we can see what it does on someone who hasn't guzzled a ton of pills already. You can have the second if it looks cool. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18318 on: September 21, 2013, 05:50:50 pm »

(No offense Xan, but I'm with Harry on this one. If there's enough for two pills, let Stacy eat the first one so we can see what it does on someone who hasn't guzzled a ton of pills already. You can have the second if it looks cool. :P)
((None taken. I edited my action so Stacy can refuse me and such.))
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18319 on: September 21, 2013, 05:54:18 pm »

((Thing is, we haven't yet determined what happens when someone eats a pill made of someone else's gore. Perhaps it will make the consumer more Lyra-like, perhaps it will just make them bloodier. And the sand should be quite harmless, since it's all used up.))

Request to eat this as well as the spoon pill.

"Sorry, genocidal superbuddy, but I think I'll have someone else take a turn. I think too many pills aren't good for you, if you know what I mean. Also, gotta share in the joy, right?"

Don't give Xan any more pills. Particularly since he's about to enter true spoonlightenment if my calculations are correct.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18320 on: September 21, 2013, 05:55:24 pm »

Perhaps it will make the consumer more Lyra-like

(Oh, ffs. We'll see what Lyra would look like as an old woman. XD)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18321 on: September 21, 2013, 06:14:43 pm »

(( I'm kind of hoping that's what pure blood would do. And if it is, I'd like to order several :P That pill, however... that pill is a mix of blood and that alien sand. I don't think we want to guess, I think we want to watch. From a safe distance. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18322 on: September 21, 2013, 06:26:39 pm »

Astra mentally facepalms, then continues watching, she was a sentry and those cameras were her post
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18323 on: September 21, 2013, 06:29:50 pm »

I told you about exotic weapons bro. I warned you, dog. IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
((What is that supposed to be and how does it connect with this situation?))

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You try to touch Lyra's bits, but feyri slaps your hands away and makes squealing noises, staring at you with a great but  TT__TT emoticon.
((Wouldn't...the bits you are implying about be destroyed?))

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So Lyra, I assume you want to be a robotic torso with human head and limbs attached?
((1. Her player's name is Lenglon.
2. Did Grate help as he intended?
3. That's an option?))

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Or better yet, release the inhibitors on your avatar. Thats where the fun lies.
((...Dahn dun DAWN!))

((Anyways. For the time being, I'll assume Grate brought Lyra's head. I'll put my actions and whatnot in a separate post. Mostly so this OOC stuff doesn't end up in the middle of a turn post.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18324 on: September 21, 2013, 06:31:50 pm »

((...Okay, at the moment I can only think of RP. But it's RP that will probably dictate Grate's actions!))

Grate hands Lyra's head over to the infirmary people as Feyri and others hand over the limbs and whatever bits of her torso were relatively solid. He was keeping his head bowed, trying to hide his tears. He shuffled over to Feyri and tapped on her torso to get her attention.

"Miss Feyri? Will...Will Lyra be okay?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18325 on: September 21, 2013, 07:40:42 pm »

Consider hiding under a table. Consider it heavily. Then, try and think of a single great warrior known for hiding under tables, and decide that no, I should be with everyone else right now.

"I should have bought a gun. Should have bought a gun. Damnit. Well...Maybe I can find someone to hide behind or something..."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18326 on: September 21, 2013, 07:50:20 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18327 on: September 21, 2013, 08:11:25 pm »

Hearing the noise and screams, Denzel makes his way to the gangway in time to see what's left of Lyra being carted off. "Damn... Looks like something went wrong there... Ah well, time to get into cover."

Denzel gets into cover a little bit down the gangway.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18328 on: September 21, 2013, 08:33:52 pm »

((..My visor is down so no emoticons could be shown :/))

Feyri looked at the situation, and felt her rifle slump in her grip so much that it was barely even being held on. Her arms fell to the side as she saw how. . .

How ironically banal this situation was. Nothing worked right, in her viewpoint.

Stay inside Sword. Watch over Lyra. Try to ask if I could interface with the Sword's detection devices-like surface to ground radar in trying to pinpoint where anyone who isn't HMRC is.
Everyone else will be damn fine anyway.
Not like they care.


"Miss Feyri? Will...Will Lyra be okay?"
"She will, Grate. Don't..worry. She...will."
I can't tell him away.

"..Since everything outside seems alright, I think you could..wander around here a bit."
I don't know anymore..

She looked at Lyra and..well, to any observer, just stood there, but inside she was in deep mourning.
"You don't deserve this c-..you didn't deserve this."
« Last Edit: September 21, 2013, 08:48:03 pm by Tiruin »
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Lenglon

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« Reply #18329 on: September 21, 2013, 08:44:38 pm »

Quote from: People
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make a pill out of my guts and the sand that killed me
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So Lyra, I assume you want to be a robotic torso with human head and limbs attached?
((I'm not in a condition where I can voice an opinion.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))
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