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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5992357 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18075 on: September 18, 2013, 09:00:56 pm »

Head to the rec room, intent to find someone to chat with or possibly find a drink. After all, chaos is much easier to handle when you're too drunk to distinguish actual chaos from drunken stupor chaos.

"I guess there's no real reason to crowd a single room... I mean, they could have a big gun or something. They'd be able to shoot us all with one bullet, and that would be bad! We don't want them conserving ammo!

Continue rambling to self even upon finding the rec room.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18076 on: September 18, 2013, 09:17:25 pm »

((That looks useful! Linking to TV Tropes will be easier than ever before!))

Oh wow...
Love how GWG's first instinct is This is great! What evil can I use it for?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18077 on: September 18, 2013, 09:20:46 pm »

((I wasn't actually all that serious. It's just that I can't think of a lot of other uses for it. I'm getting pretty good at rapid touch typing, even only using my index fingers. In fact, koa f.wa[a miw-!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18078 on: September 18, 2013, 09:30:30 pm »

((I wasn't actually all that serious. It's just that I can't think of a lot of other uses for it. I'm getting pretty good at rapid touch typing, even only using my index fingers. In fact, koa f.wa[a miw-!))
((Welp.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18079 on: September 18, 2013, 09:32:27 pm »

((Good Lord, do I need to find a joke-related trope to link to before I make another joke like that?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18080 on: September 18, 2013, 09:45:30 pm »

"Normal is relative. I just spent a year in a base where there was a massive gravity well sitting too damn close to the base. Oh, and giant ambulatory laser crystals stopped by for a visit, and everyone took offense and shot at it, even after I apparently stared at it with magical goggles and told them that it "wasn't enough" and had my eyes burned out and memories stolen. Oh, and a giant worm ate the base just before we left. Almost ate me too. Soooo yeah. If shit isn't fucked up, down and sideways, something is wrong. Horribly so."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18081 on: September 18, 2013, 09:49:22 pm »

Oh dear, what have i gotten myself into
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18082 on: September 18, 2013, 09:52:44 pm »

"Welcome to the HMRC, meat. You don't have to be crazy to survive here, but it helps."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18083 on: September 19, 2013, 01:58:17 am »

Poke around the ship, try and intuit the routes the enemies would take if they were to enter, and the best hiding places."Steve, if you were to try and stay hidden from a patrol in the ship, where would you go?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18084 on: September 19, 2013, 03:48:29 am »

"Welcome to the HMRC, meat. You don't have to be crazy to survive here, but it helps."

Stacy, noticing a conversation beginning or possibly ending in the rec room, looks back, gyrating suggestively and rhythmically on the couch. Looks like a weird dude and a robot trying to impress a lady.

"Hey, guys, what's going on? Have we met? I'm Stacy Buttle, fresh off a mission of genocide in foreign climes. I'm a bit confused right now - Steve seems to be acting on some plan, and nobody wants to elaborate what it is. I think I missed something! Something important!"
« Last Edit: September 19, 2013, 03:50:25 am by Harry Baldman »
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18085 on: September 19, 2013, 04:04:41 am »

Poke around the ship, try and intuit the routes the enemies would take if they were to enter, and the best hiding places."Steve, if you were to try and stay hidden from a patrol in the ship, where would you go?"
((I think Steve would be the last person to try and hide from a patrol in the ship. Considering that Steve, for most intents and purposes, is the ship. :P

Also, I'd communicate it in character if I was sure Anton could hear the question, but I think the whole point of us being defenders is to not let anyone get near, much less into the ship.))

((edit: Also:
((Speaking of which Sean, can you draw what you think Jack might look like?))
((Could you stick "Grate and Lyra hugging robo-Feyri" into the queue somewhere?))
Both entries put on a list somewhere, to be used at some point.))
« Last Edit: September 19, 2013, 04:11:10 am by Sean Mirrsen »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18086 on: September 19, 2013, 06:15:36 am »

(Is a Jim fine too? I mean current four-armed Jim. 'Real' Jim was already established to be the most bishie guy on the ship. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18087 on: September 19, 2013, 06:18:02 am »

((Yes, but how much is that saying?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18088 on: September 19, 2013, 06:21:42 am »

((Ooh, draw Xan. He currently has a genderless body, huge fingernail-teeth, tentacle-like hair, metal clubs for arms and a dazed look to him. Also, he is covered in synth-skin, I believe.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« Reply #18089 on: September 19, 2013, 06:34:08 am »

((I have to warn everyone present that my grasp of human anatomy tends to be sketchy. Just a forewarning.

That's not even taking into account the war crimes I tend to commit against perspective.))
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