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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17010 on: September 07, 2013, 11:36:19 pm »

Yes, even if Charles does try to explain/speech roll.
((Charles is aware that he just spaced out and hallucinated, so he'll be fine with getting knocked out since he'll at least stop hallucinating the eighth face of a six-sided die :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17011 on: September 07, 2013, 11:42:27 pm »

Don't worry Charles, Im on my way and i have backup.

Receive Unnamed reiterpallasch from jim (almost 2 feet too long. Need 8 dex or -1 dex. If 8 dex, +1 str for stab)
If Steve doesn't electrocute everyone in the fight Auron shall single out Xan and perform a rocket propelled tackle with the intention of rendering him unconscious. (make sure to stand in front of Jim when doing this, i don't want to became a kebab)
If he does not comply with forced naptime and Jim doesn't beat me to him i shall stab Xan in the liver and drag him off to the infirmary.


((fun fact: according to my browser dictionary reiterpallasch is spelled "interscholastic".))
((and now the fun begins, especially if i roll a 5 or 6 +1 and invent HMRC bowling. >:D))
« Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 11:46:50 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17012 on: September 07, 2013, 11:44:31 pm »

((inb4 shipwide brawl))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17013 on: September 07, 2013, 11:46:25 pm »

(inb4 Steve vents the lot of us :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17014 on: September 07, 2013, 11:47:34 pm »

((inb4 ten inmate bowling))
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« Reply #17015 on: September 07, 2013, 11:48:55 pm »

(inb4 Steve vents the lot of us :P)
((I'll protest that I wasn't going to kill him (which I'm not going to) if I get tied up.))
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« Reply #17016 on: September 07, 2013, 11:49:49 pm »

"Understood. I believe I may have aggravated them somehow, I'm not entirely sure since I blacked out and regained consciousness while running away from them..."
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« Reply #17017 on: September 07, 2013, 11:52:43 pm »

((seriously though guys,
judging by what happened in my duel program whats the bet im going to roll a seven and just clean up both the fight and spectators then have the whole ship chasing after me?))
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« Reply #17018 on: September 07, 2013, 11:53:53 pm »

((seriously though guys,
judging by what happened in my duel program whats the bet im going to roll a seven and just clean up both the fight and spectators then have the whole ship chasing after me?))
((The fact that Steve won't let you judging from how he stopped me from rolling an 8 on an amp roll?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17019 on: September 07, 2013, 11:58:37 pm »

((seriously though guys,
judging by what happened in my duel program whats the bet im going to roll a seven and just clean up both the fight and spectators then have the whole ship chasing after me?))
((The fact that Steve won't let you judging from how he stopped me from rolling an 8 on an amp roll?))
((that's because your overload would have created a rather large explosion within the ship causing significant structural damage and depressurization.
my rocket tackle would just invent a new sport and paint a massive bulls eye on my back.))

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((notice he said nothing about your fellow inmates.))
« Last Edit: September 08, 2013, 12:01:36 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17020 on: September 08, 2013, 12:27:26 am »

((Hmmm lets just say i cut a rather nice hole straight through crawler then got crushed by a falling pillar.))

exit VR and pick up Gungnir then go see what all the commotion is about in the hallway, send a message to jim asking if it is an authorised duel.

Oh and change the field of fire on my hardpoint to match that of the VR simulation, should be a free roll or dynamic bonus.


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uhh jim, we got a rather nasty looking fight out here between the electric eel and a cyborg
space magician under the watchful eye of an automated turret, did you authorise a duel or something?
Anton gets out of VR just as Auron does, laughing. It takes him a moment to stop. "...aah. Oh wow. You know, this is why I prefer to stick to designing weapons, not so much using them. It's funny when you're in VR, but it gets pretty bad in the field pretty quick. Aheh.

Anyways.

So, that there is the Gungnir, in the flesh, so to speak. The Gungnir-S, specifically, and it's pretty much a straight-up combination weapon. This means that it's got nothing fancy, all the typical settings of the original weapons. Power and diffusion on the laser rifle, power on the saber. Laser rifle's got infinite charge courtesy of the generator, but I doubt there won't be consequences to keeping maximum power for long. Saber's got a minute of life, but I honestly haven't tested if you can extend it by halving the power and still have the electrolaser work.

One thing to keep in mind, the electrolaser is a lot like lightning, and a lot like lightning it prefers to strike one target. Sweeping an active electrolaser is going to cause all sorts of problems if you do it too quickly - think Tesla Arc level of problems, so if you have to sweep, do it slow. Keep to quick, rapid shots at each target as much as possible.

If you ever want to lighten up the weapon or need the generator for something else, you can unplug the stock and plug the standard battery right back in. It's a nice, simple to make, and versatile system.
"

Explaining the functions and theories behind the weapon as they went along, Anton stops when he and Auron come upon the fighting group. Auron seems to call in help to break the fight up.

"Want me to help? I could try to tase the lot of them. I haven't actually tried it on people yet, it sort of came up on the mission and I didn't yet test it, but I could try."

Safety off, Red Hand to Taser mode. If Steve does not break the fight up on Jim's inquiry, aim for whichever combatant Auron isn't lunging for and tase him. Keep at it for as long as seems necessary to take him out of the fight. Raise power back to normal if necessary.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17021 on: September 08, 2013, 12:28:34 am »

((Yes, tase the electric eel man. That'll go well.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17022 on: September 08, 2013, 12:32:35 am »

((Yes, tase the electric eel man. That'll go well.))
((i don't see why this wouldn't work?
It would be like lung capacity, if you overfill them then everything goes to shit.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17023 on: September 08, 2013, 12:41:42 am »

((STEPHEN HAWKING is glad he has stayed out of all of this :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Apotheosis
« Reply #17024 on: September 08, 2013, 12:44:15 am »

((STEPHEN HAWKING is glad he invented stayed out of fights :P))
((FTFY))
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