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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Toaster]

((Hm.  If there are decompensators, are there compensators that cancel 1s?  I'm sure many people on the ship would like to compensate for something.))

[Tiruin]

If I might ask, why? It's not like we're going to need to use swords anytime soon...

What are the exact rules, though? And is Jim in on it?

Oh, Jim is in on it. =)

Though, we won't be participating - anyone with less than 50%...humanity is not eligible for joining, I'm afraid to say. Meaning no robots.

Also, those swords are just the equivalent of any improvised weapon on the field. Unless you'd want unarmed combat?

(I think it's funny that Feyri is looking at this tournament as a team-building exercise while Jim's just being a ruthless capitalist. XD Anyway, could everyone who's in/wants to be in the tournament send me a PM about it? It's easier for me to keep up with that than repeatedly trawl the thread looking for sign-ups. ^^^; Thanks in advance.)

(("But it is team building!" Also, if you're in need of any help, tell me! D:))


Approach May.

"Hello May, I have information about your Basilisk that I think you may want to know of."

Also, browse the manual the AM gave me - looking up anything that could help me in a field situation when armed with only a sword.

((Oh, just remembered. Tiriun, weren't you looking for a corpse?))

((Me and Feyri are too busy being squicked out to learn what the Doctor does to corpses. Do with it as you will, the last thing I'm expecting in a neutral fashion is you gifting me something.

Also, it's TIRUIN XD))


How do you pronounce my name anyway?

[TCM]

"What about him Feyri?"

[PyroDesu]

((I thought I specified training swords. Nonsharp. Nonfatal. No game overs for either opponent so I didn't need to reset.))

Reset simulation, same parameters (but with actual training swords this time!), and open with a slash to the opponent's non-dominant side, going up through the shoulder.

[Tiruin]

"What about him Feyri?"

"It is made out of the living and dead. The pets the Doctor gives? Yeah, recycled material with artificial interference. That thing isn't natural."

[IronyOwl]

Aw, don't feel bad. Cog's a lot less than 50% human, and he's participating.

((I pronounce it Tiroowin.))


"Cog, are you... fighting over a dead crewmate's tokens with Mesk?"

[Tiruin]

Aw, don't feel bad. Cog's a lot less than 50% human, and he's participating.

((I pronounce it Tiroowin.))

((Irony got it right. ))

Ohhh, Cog.

Hmm, aren't you participating? I'm actually rooting (is this the right word?) for you or Milno to join in, but then it seems I can't find the lad anywhere.

Also, don't get pets from the Doctor. It's made out of people.

[TCM]

"What about him Feyri?"

"It is made out of the living and dead. The pets the Doctor gives? Yeah, recycled material with artificial interference. That thing isn't natural."

May blinks. "Do you think Piecewise likes bacon?"

[Tiruin]

May blinks. "Do you think Piecewise likes bacon?"

Feyri blinked in reply.

Oh great. May doesn't mind at all.

"Look here, I really think-"
Remember her inclinations? I don't think putting her into an argument of ethics and morality would work now.
And Bacon. Transfats for everyone! Just...don't.
"That that's a great idea! Why don't you leave Piecewise with me, I'll get him bacon. Sounds good?"

[SeriousConcentrate]

(("But it is team building!" Also, if you're in need of any help, tell me! D:))


How do you pronounce my name anyway?

(No worries, I got it covered; four people have already got their PMs sent to me. ^^^ Also, personally, I pronounce/think of it as the two words that make it up: the musical note 'ti' and the word 'ruin.')

[IronyOwl]

I'm really thinking about it, but Cog has me worried. I don't know if I can beat him.

...though I guess my odds are better than 1:15, so mathematically I suppose it makes sense to try.


...except he's fighting over a corpse in the rec room. Still trying to figure out what's up with that.


Oh, and as for the Doctor: Doesn't surprise me. Er, you mean people parts, right? That basilisk wasn't a crewmate before being transformed whole, right?

[Spinal_Taper]

"It's okay Thomas. I've had most of my limbs ripped off on several occasions. A bit of swordplay never hurt anyone. (Except for everyone.)"

"I-I guess I'm just overreacting. Just stay safe?"

"I will. What will you be doing when the tournament goes on?"

May gives Thomas a hug.

Thomas accepts the hug, still sniffling.
"I-I'm an announcer. You want some help with the corpses?"
Thomas gives May a hand, then notices someone jacking the body.
"Hey, can I borrow an arm?"

[Remalle]

"You couldn't handle me, kid," Mesk says with a grin.  "I'll give you four, though."
"Huh, you need an arm, Thomas?  Wanna buy mine?  It's fresher."

(It's 'tier-oo-in to me.)

[Harry Baldman]

A man just got killed over a TV remote. It really makes you appreciate the meaning of life.

Keep sipping. Ponder who the dead man might have been.

[kisame12794]

"I squished this man's head like a tomato. A cleaver bounced off my arm. I can take a direct hit from a gauss rifle. I think I can take you Squishy. And I'm not fighting, I'm taking. And you can kill your own asshole and take his arm."

((Huh. I always pronounced it Tirii-oon.))