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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6004906 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9225 on: October 30, 2012, 02:15:41 pm »

"For damage, ma'am."

Feyri glanced at the Cutting Laser on the list before correcting her sentence, telling the A.M. about her story earlier.

"Could you please help me with that, if you've the time? And...could I ask you something personal, please?"

Inquire!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9226 on: October 30, 2012, 02:16:36 pm »

Leave the jerky out somewhere Victor can find it, then crawl back out.  Push my way past the throng and head to the rec room, see what's going on.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9227 on: October 30, 2012, 02:42:53 pm »

((Wow, Stacy's didn't get splattered everywhere or anything! The gods of SCIENCE must be watching out for him or something, because I honestly thought he was done for. Also, woo-hoo for thread title.))
((The thread's title came from the chat in the livestream sesssion while we were given updates on Stacy's death-dodging abilities. Really, more people should join us.))

Milno sighed. Well, his life had been mostly decided for him back in his homeworld...Less about being too young for dreaming and more about being too used to his life to dream.
"How was the world you used to live in?"

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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9228 on: October 30, 2012, 03:29:38 pm »

(Simus didn't manage to take anything, so Pyro gets off light for now.)

"No, you and I are square now old man. I'm going to take it for granted that you won't be trying that again. Now, I'm going to also escort you to the infirmary so you can get that shoulder looked at."

Jim also escorts Stacy to the infirmary, taking a dim view of anyone attempting to interfere with this.

(nvm that last edit. >.>)
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 03:43:19 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9229 on: October 30, 2012, 03:53:48 pm »

Faith was actually pleasantly surprised at this change. Her teeth didn't feel like they were differently shaped or anything, and she'd gotten a fascinating new sense out of them! Whatever horrible side effects they induced were probably subtle, then.

Run hand over jaw, attempting to feel anything different about teeth with this new and/or improved sense.
You run your fingers over your teeth. Your canines feel longer, sharper, and have holes in the tips, like a snake's fangs or hypodermic needles. You run your fingers back, tracing tubes you somehow know connect to your teeth all the way back to some sort of series of new, fluid filled organs in your chest. Huh.

Steve appearing to him in a dream!  Lars was truly honored.

"Hail, powerful Steve!  I await your commands!  Show me the visions!"


Await commands!  See visions!

>If I were you I'd go give some last rights to Stacy. He's getting in over his head.


((Wow, Stacy's brains didn't get splattered everywhere or anything! The gods of SCIENCE must be watching out for him or something, because I honestly thought he was done for. Also, woo-hoo for thread title.))

"Now Jim, I understand your feelings of frustration toward me. In fact, if you would have killed me, I probably wouldn't have held it against you. You had every right, as I had wronged you quite terribly, almost making you culpable in murder. The spittle woman and the hammer man, however, were a bit out of line, if you don't mind me saying. Let righteous vengeance be taken by he who is wronged. All else is petty violence and subject to righteous vengeance of its own."

If nobody tries to kill me, leave quietly with Gorat. If Simus, the hammerman or anybody else tries to harm me, liquefy at least one of their kneecaps with the MFM. If Jim wishes to harm me further, do not resist him and try to accommodate his violent agenda however I can.
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You wriggle free of Simus and run with Chin all the way to the infirmary. Whew.

"For damage, ma'am."

Feyri glanced at the Cutting Laser on the list before correcting her sentence, telling the A.M. about her story earlier.

"Could you please help me with that, if you've the time? And...could I ask you something personal, please?"

Inquire!
"Something that size with the strength of a cutting laser is gonna be pretty hard. You might be able to make something that cuts very powerfully with a more powerful energy source and additional focusing chambers, but it's still gonna be pretty large. You might simply be better off with a cutting laser."

Leave the jerky out somewhere Victor can find it, then crawl back out.  Push my way past the throng and head to the rec room, see what's going on.
You leave the bag of Jerky in a nice dark corner and then hop out of the vents and head to the rec room. Or rather you walk face first into the door because the rec room is still locked.

((Wow, Stacy's didn't get splattered everywhere or anything! The gods of SCIENCE must be watching out for him or something, because I honestly thought he was done for. Also, woo-hoo for thread title.))
((The thread's title came from the chat in the livestream sesssion while we were given updates on Stacy's death-dodging abilities. Really, more people should join us.))

Milno sighed. Well, his life had been mostly decided for him back in his homeworld...Less about being too young for dreaming and more about being too used to his life to dream.
"How was the world you used to live in?"

Ask.
"Fairly normal I suppose. We were just iron miners."

(Simus didn't manage to take anything, so Pyro gets off light for now.)

"No, you and I are square now old man. I'm going to take it for granted that you won't be trying that again. Now, I'm going to also escort you to the infirmary so you can get that shoulder looked at."

Jim also escorts Stacy to the infirmary, taking a dim view of anyone attempting to interfere with this.

(nvm that last edit. >.>)
You act as stacy's body guard as he heads to the infirmary and proceed to stand around him, fists raised, ready to bring beatings to anyone trying to mug him.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9230 on: October 30, 2012, 03:59:49 pm »

Lars smiled brightly.

"Yes, my lord!"


Wake up!  Run around till Stacy is found, and administer last rites!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9231 on: October 30, 2012, 04:11:59 pm »

"Well, I can walk, although it's kind of akward."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9232 on: October 30, 2012, 04:20:32 pm »

Milno sighed before finally asking -the- question while expecting to be shot down, judging by her earlier reactions:
"Would you have a problem telling me why you were brought here?"

Ask.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9233 on: October 30, 2012, 04:26:02 pm »

Faith marveled at her bizarre new additions. Anesthetic fangs, perhaps? Or maybe a combination... maybe her full range of medications or whatever was all focused through her teeth and determined in her... new glands, rather than handled separately by a varied array of bulky and freakish mutations.

Nothing like optimism, she supposed.

Finally work up courage to examine left hand.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9234 on: October 30, 2012, 04:28:30 pm »

"Aww..."
Continue petting and feeding it. Philosophize!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9235 on: October 30, 2012, 04:30:50 pm »

Look around the infirmary while waiting for Stacy to be examined.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9236 on: October 30, 2012, 04:39:06 pm »

(Unfortunately I have to leave the chat there. My internet, as I expected, is being a POS right now; it crashed a few minutes ago and now it's not wanting to stream anything. It's both slow and split between multiple computers, so that's not really a surprise to me. I'm glad I got to hang out for a while, though. ^^^)

Jim gets a doctor to look over Stacy and highly recommends some enforced bed rest for at least an hour or two.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9237 on: October 30, 2012, 05:10:16 pm »

(Wish I could've joined the livestream.  Alas, my life is full of livestream-preclusions.)

Head to the infirmary instead.  Try and get a doctor (not the Doctor) who won't run away from the mere suggestion of my presence.  Look around while I'm waiting, maybe read a magazine or something.

(I wonder if the Addams Family is still around in the future...)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9238 on: October 30, 2012, 05:30:39 pm »

Travis requests a manual on the Gunner Bot from the Armory Master, isolates himself, and reads over it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Stacy Butter
« Reply #9239 on: October 30, 2012, 05:43:36 pm »

Delete the message and file from Stacy, then message Jim:

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Might want to see about erasing his copy of the file while you're with him, or getting him to erase it himself. I don't think anyone here wants a repeat of what just happened.

Head to the armory.

Hey, while the renovating crew is still about, could you see about the barracks? It got a little... trashed after that incident.
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