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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5999047 times)

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6660 on: September 06, 2012, 01:37:41 am »

(( Uhm what are you offering to do for him from behind him mate :P )).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6661 on: September 06, 2012, 01:42:44 am »

(( I cant afford a gunner bot though so im hoping i get lucky and can get a free prototype of this. Im sure i wont but cant hurt to try. )).

Saves the final schematic then sends a message to Steve and the AM along with a copy asking if i can get a prototype of this systems

>Ah,well lets see what We have here. Oh, it's something that does the same thing as something we already have, but costs more and doesn't have as many features. Yep, I'll totally pay money for that. Except I won't.


Run after the nurse. If she tries to run, try to cut off her avenue of escape (without magic). If I can't do that, use magic to temporarily paralyze her legs.
"Hey, what did I say? What did I say? Wait up! Just tell me! I won't hurt you, honest! Well, unless you really piss me off. Then I might consider it."
If she tells me what she knows, leave quietly.
You start running after the Nurse when a surge of electricity to the brainstem puts you on your back.

>Now, I don't mind you killing each other, but leave the innocents out of this. If you feel like assaulting someone, either platonically or romantically, I'm sure there's another teammate you could play with.


Walk up behind Denzel. Ask him if he'll give me two credits. I offer to do something of equal or greater value in return.
You walk up behind Denzel and start demanding tokens in return for "Services".

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6662 on: September 06, 2012, 01:51:40 am »

"Ow. That really, really, hurt. And I wasn't going to assault anyone! I was just going to ask a perfectly reasonable question."
Timmy takes a moment to cope with the shock and stand up.
"Wait, who are you, Mr. Voice In The Sky? Are you like the Gazer or something? 'Cause that would make this the second religious experience I've had today."
He thinks for a second.
"Hey, if you're the Gazer, could you tell me what happened to this nurse?" Timmy describes the nurse (the one whose mind he entered). "Do you know where she is and if she's okay?"
Upon getting my questions answered, head back to the rec room and watch TV. Sweet, sweet TV.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2012, 07:41:22 am by Harry Baldman »
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Radio Controlled

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6663 on: September 06, 2012, 02:05:22 am »

'Very interesting stuff, indeed.' Miyamoto muttered as he was returning the datachip.
'I'm starting to feel lucky I got locked away and forgotten in a stasis pod during all that. Probably what saved my sorry ass.
Here's your chip back.'
He said, while resting his elbows on the counter and coming a bit closer to the AM to say the following.
'Say, seeing how you are this ship's resident amp expert, you wouldn't know if there were any people here who are really good with manipulators, would you?''

Ask above.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2012, 02:10:26 am by Radio Controlled »
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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6664 on: September 06, 2012, 02:12:38 am »

You flick around till you find a show called Depleted Uranium chef, a competitive cooking show. Seems that every episode the chefs are given one heavy metal they have to make use of in the dish. Tonight is lead.
"Aaah, that's nice." Lukas puts his feet up and his hands behind his head. "Better lead than dead, he mumbles."
Watch the show.
Oh, one guy is using it as side dish with a garlic topping. Idiot, lead is sweet, you have to mix it with something to complement the taste. IT WILL CLASH! IT WILL CLASH!

Lukas jumps up in outrage. "You idiot! Why'd you choose garlic over battery acid? I can't take this much amateurism."

Lukas tries to find a channel with something educational.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6665 on: September 06, 2012, 02:23:28 am »

"I'm a techie, not a soldier. I'm more used to having machines and other people kill things for me."

Try again.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6666 on: September 06, 2012, 02:36:53 am »

Load up a VR session.  See if I can make myself a custom scenario.

(Woo.  Reply #6666.  Now with 33% more evil!)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6667 on: September 06, 2012, 06:30:25 am »


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The armory master hands you a plastic card after taking your tokens.

"Head to the Infirmary, just follow the signs, and give them this card, they'll handle it. "

All right, thanks

I walk to the the infirmary, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings on the way

Hello? Is there anyone here who can help me with this card? And maybe give me a regular checkup as well? I don't want any side effects from being in that stasis pod.
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6668 on: September 06, 2012, 06:51:16 am »

Go back onto the VR machine and begin designing a bot in the shape of a hawk include.
"Thermal and Standard Camera systems in the eyes. Take the standard spy drones propulsion and triple it and add extra propulsion on the flanks to enable more complex maneuver's and give it more control. Input a battery 5x as powerful as the standard drone's and add a capacitor to store up extra charge to enable short bursts of speed or rapid maneuvers. Add a much more durable armored casing to the drone and then input a wireless uplink directly to my HUD"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6669 on: September 06, 2012, 07:03:34 am »

((Timmy is hilarious. :) Actually, the entire ship is buzzing with weird goings-on.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6670 on: September 06, 2012, 10:03:02 am »

((50% survival rate, none will emerge unscathed.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6671 on: September 06, 2012, 10:45:57 am »

"Thats it. NOW IM ANGRY!"

Use anything and everythnig to kill the creature.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6672 on: September 06, 2012, 11:04:07 am »

((Huh. Steve is pretty cool guy.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6673 on: September 06, 2012, 12:37:26 pm »

Examining the frame in greater detail, Lars frowns.  This won't do- too heavy.  Let's see what else there is.

Action:  Look through the VR catalog for some form of hover/anti-grav platform that is self-supporting and can hold additional weight.  Compare specs of ones that can hold 100, 300, and 500 pounds.  Get a reference of token price, if possible.

((Essentially a platform that can serve as a base to attach other things.  I'm thinking 4' square or so.

Also, I'm just bolding "Action" then describing it for these VR things, given that that much bold is distracting.)) 
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: 6 months of alien brain rape and counting
« Reply #6674 on: September 06, 2012, 12:41:39 pm »

((50% survival rate, none will emerge unscathed.))
(I think it was mentioned a long time ago that HMRC missions have a 20% survival rate on average.  I wonder why we haven't seen that?)
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