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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5978797 times)

Prosperus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2865 on: June 17, 2012, 09:02:05 pm »

We also don't have a tvtropes page. Yet.

Ok people, I think pretty much everyone is ready. These are the teams right now

Team a
Milno
Faith
cog
Lukas
neil

Team B
Empyrean
Thomas
Nick
nik
may

If something here is wrong then speak up now because the engines are warming up.

((OH MY GOD! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!...That's all.))
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You know what they say: It's all fun and games until a psycho-kinetic Armory Master rips your balls off.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2866 on: June 17, 2012, 09:05:04 pm »

((Yeah, aside from this being an obvious suicide mission everything looks good.))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2867 on: June 17, 2012, 09:07:25 pm »

(Well, why doesn't this have a TvTropes page?)
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2868 on: June 17, 2012, 09:09:28 pm »

((So then, team A is the habitual limb-loser Milno, the worst medic here, who decided not to help duting the loss of one of those limbs, then some others, I don't recognize.
Team B is a sniper with some odd attractions, an androgynous android with the mind of a penguin queen who is the subject of those attractions, two mad scientist BFFs and the final wily vet, who seems to be the sanest.
Sounds like the usual, folks, let's head out!))
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 09:48:17 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2869 on: June 17, 2012, 09:10:35 pm »

((Welcome to the HRMC. We don't run from the end of the world, we CHARGE!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2870 on: June 17, 2012, 09:14:28 pm »

((What? Faith didn't lose Milno any limbs. The first one was incurable by any means, and the second she even carried around for him.))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2871 on: June 17, 2012, 09:25:49 pm »

((Faith is a terrible, terrible medic, but a reasonable gory caddy. Also, her description in the main thread's second post is both accurate and funny.

I'm ok with the set-up and I think I'll turn into a troper.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

piecewise

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2872 on: June 17, 2012, 09:47:42 pm »

((Welcome to the HRMC. We don't run from the end of the world, we CHARGE!))
I like this line, I like it a lot.

Also you've all got 1 hour till take off.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2873 on: June 17, 2012, 09:49:03 pm »

((What? Faith didn't lose Milno any limbs. The first one was incurable by any means, and the second she even carried around for him.))
((Oh yeah, now she's a saint. Saint Faith, the Patron Saint of Limb Carrying.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2874 on: June 17, 2012, 09:50:06 pm »

Now for a combat test.

Make two hostile targets. Arm them with monoatomic razors. Have them at short range and charge me.

Shoot the Crystaline Projector at the first one, and then use the Crystalline Projector's...let's call it an injector, on the second one in melee combat, aiming for the chest. Observe if the 2nd opponent is able to attack before he dies. Roll 5's on all.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2875 on: June 17, 2012, 09:50:49 pm »

((Well she's got the wings for it. :D

Also, as long as we're sitting around waiting anyway, maybe we should coordinate or list our strengths or something?))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2876 on: June 17, 2012, 09:55:05 pm »

((Sounds good.
Thomas, team B

Massive battery pack on back
Good shot with con weps
Good intuition
Horrible medic
Bad at talking, pilioting and handiwork
))
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 10:00:40 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2877 on: June 17, 2012, 09:57:13 pm »

((Faith, Team A:

Good Dex, terrible Str/End
Advanced medkit, kinetic amplifier
Berserk button))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2878 on: June 17, 2012, 09:58:31 pm »

Get into a pod and prepare for Hidden Fun Stuff to occur.

((Nik x Nick won't really work for Nick either, as everything below his waist is metal now. And no, no robotic... "parts" here.

Also: Microwave Field Manipulator + AAA munition.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 4 (starting)
« Reply #2879 on: June 17, 2012, 10:02:44 pm »

Now for a combat test.

Make two hostile targets. Arm them with monoatomic razors. Have them at short range and charge me.

Shoot the Crystaline Projector at the first one, and then use the Crystalline Projector's...let's call it an injector, on the second one in melee combat, aiming for the chest. Observe if the 2nd opponent is able to attack before he dies. Roll 5's on all.

You summon up two flesh dummies armed with razors and set them to charge you from oh, 30 feet. As they charge you casually aim at one and fire; it continues to charge at you for a dozen more feet before the crystals grow to the point that it can't continue, mainly because its legs fell off.  You wait for the other to close the distance and you two spend the next several seconds dodging each others blows, neither landing anything.

((Sounds good.
Thomas, team B

Massive battery pack on back
Good shot with con weps
Good intuition
Horrible medic
Bad at talking, pilioting and handiwork
))
(Battery pack with no way to plug it into anything as of right now. You forgot to follow up on that universal plug idea.)
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