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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5822068 times)

Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5175 on: August 09, 2012, 02:04:36 am »

((Isn't the TV still on the zero-g jello wrestling channel?))
(What's the problem?)
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5176 on: August 09, 2012, 02:08:10 am »

((Isn't the TV still on the zero-g jello wrestling channel?))
(What's the problem?)
((No problem, just curious.))
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5177 on: August 09, 2012, 05:42:54 am »

Jack goes to search for someone to talk to.Yay.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5178 on: August 09, 2012, 06:29:57 am »

((Progress!))

Try thinning the industrial plate by half an inch. Check the differences.
It becomes half as protective in terms of crushing and other such mechanical forces.

Brandishing the rifle, approach the fire and demand the surrender of all.  Do not fire, but do return fire if fired upon.
[dex:6]
You stomp down stairs and out into the debris fields with a self assured swagger, your weapon resting on your shoulder. You approach the flickering light of the fire, the fire itself still hidden behind an uprooted section of foundation. You stop and grind your feet into the loose asphalt and crushed concrete pebbles.

[speech:6]
"NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YE COWARDLY SCAVENGING WORMS IS GONNA SURVIVE THIS! COME ON OUT AND MEET Y'ER UNMAKER!"

You catch a glimpse of shadows, elongated and distorted by the fire, running off into the dark.

"IT'S A CHASE YE WANT EH? I CAN GRANT THAT LAST REQUEST!"


Timmy finds some clothes, puts them on. Upon acquainting himself with the base's layout, he decides it's best to just go and watch TV.
You grab some clothing and flop down on the couch, still blowing stasis goo out of your nose. The Tv appears to have entered sleep mode and when you turn it back on it's on channel 1, the information channel.

Jack goes to search for someone to talk to.Yay.
You go over to Bishop and start jabbing him in the ribs.

"Hey! HEeeeEEY!"

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5179 on: August 09, 2012, 06:32:20 am »

Give up and find someone else to talk to.without prodding them.Talk to Steve.

« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 07:59:27 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5180 on: August 09, 2012, 07:49:16 am »

"Well, thank you Capitain Obvious, great capacity you have." Renen mumbles to himself.

Continue reading.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Zako

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5181 on: August 09, 2012, 08:27:47 am »

Bishop pondered the number for a bit before feeling an annoying feeling in his ribs. Taking off the helmet he glared at the idiot jabbing him.

"WHAT. What is it? And before you say anything, stop poking me or I'll break something."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5182 on: August 09, 2012, 09:26:57 am »

Ignore any useful information and change the channel, looking for something violent and fun to watch.
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5183 on: August 09, 2012, 11:50:55 am »

Wheel over to the rec room, still looking as pathetic as possible.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5184 on: August 09, 2012, 02:26:41 pm »

The hunt begins!

Chase them down and subdue without force if easy, but shoot if must.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5185 on: August 09, 2012, 02:36:46 pm »

(Further narrowing: Humanish or smaller as long as it's able to accept a human brain, no hands if possible but if not then just two. Also, no problem. Sorry for being so, er, inquisitive. ^^^; )
(Maybe I should bold these...)
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SerCon Shorts: This Is How You Do It - Twenty-three one minute or less videos of random stupidity in AC:U, Bloodborne, DS2:SotFS, Salt & Sanctuary, and The Witcher 3.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5186 on: August 09, 2012, 04:39:23 pm »

".... . -.-- | ... - . ...- . | -.. --- | -.-- --- ..- | -.- -. --- .-- | -- --- .-. ... . | -.-. --- -.. . |"

Tap out that message on my tube.
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5187 on: August 09, 2012, 06:13:03 pm »

((I'm sorry, but shouldn't that be
Code: [Select]
.... . -.-- | ... - . ...- . | -.. --- | -.-- --- ..- | -.- -. --- .-- | -- --- .-. ... . | -.-. --- -.. . |instead? ))
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Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5188 on: August 09, 2012, 06:17:12 pm »

(Can someone explain what that says for people who don't know Morse code, like, at all? ^^^; )
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SerCon Shorts: This Is How You Do It - Twenty-three one minute or less videos of random stupidity in AC:U, Bloodborne, DS2:SotFS, Salt & Sanctuary, and The Witcher 3.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5189 on: August 09, 2012, 06:21:17 pm »

(Can someone explain what that says for people who don't know Morse code, like, at all? ^^^; )
Spoiler: No Cheating, Steve! (click to show/hide)
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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