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[Masked_Hunter1825]

Recently, I had an idea. This idea was the idea of the century (Not really. Maybe by kobold standards.) and I decided to share with all of you.

The Dwarf Fortress Wrestling challenge.

Rules:
Can only use wrestlers for your army.
Squads can be a max of 3 people. Dwarven Tag Teams.
Must name all army dwarves after a known wrestler. Can also give your dwarves custom wrestling names.
Construct a Ring and have matches against captured creatures. Can have specialty matches. (Inferno match, Cage Match ect.)
Cannot use weapon traps, cave in traps, animals. Pretty much only wrestlers.
(Optional) Mod the game to have steel-chairs as weapons.
(Optional) Give your dwarf wrestlers entrances. Such as have them walk through mist before they enter the ring.
Goblin sieges are now called Royal Rumbles.
Make a road with goblins impaled on wooden sticks at the side of it, leading to your trade depot.
(Optional) Make it kobolds and elves.
Share your experience by saying how well this has gone for you.

[Girlinhat]

For best results, mod goblins to carry no weapons, and they should arrive as wrestlers every time.

Also, mandatory, mod in masks to be FORCED and have all your soldiers wear a mask, thong, and optional cape.

[wierd]

Prizes awarded as food?

Call them LUNCHadores?

[Masked_Hunter1825]

Also mod in the ability to make belts. Out of gold an encrusted with gems.

[Girlinhat]

Mod in a new item, the belt, to be worn on the upper body.  You can not give peasants a thong (lower), belt (upper), and shoes/boots (feet) and they'll count as fully clothed and happy.

[Urist Da Vinci]

So a weaponless mod, where armies fight using pankration? I'd suggest removing the weapons from the entity lists rather than modding them out completely.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

Its alot of modding. Wonder if anyone will try it.

[KodKod]

The Bronze Colossus Laughy McSparklepants has come! A gigantic magic statue made of bronze and bent on mayhem.

The Wrestler punches the Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with its right hand, but the attack glances away! x256

[wierd]

<announcer>

And in this corner, [motions toward masked troll contestant] we hav The Great ZUCCINI! Weighing in at 530lbs, he's a mean, green, beating machine!

By the far wall [motions to trio of masked kobolds] we have the kolrhabi sisters! Don't be fooled by their diminutive size! These little ladies know where it *really* hurts!

And last, but not least, [motioning to an inebriated dwarf in sparkling candy spandex and aviator mask] the DRUNKEN MASTER!

Which of our fine contestants will win the GRAND PRIZE, a Kitten Tallow Roast, on Luncha-Libre!?

[Masked_Hunter1825]

Bronze Collosi are just wrestlers that are 20 time champions. Its what happens.

[KodKod]

Bronze Collosi are just wrestlers that are 20 time champions. Its what happens.

They do also have the distinct advantage of being three hundred times more massive than a dwarf, and made of metal as opposed to juicy, succulent flesh.

[wierd]

<announcer>

Uhoh ladies and gentledwarves! It seems we have a new contestant!

The Killer Construct!  This 100 time grand champion weighs in at 50 tonnes, and is litterally FILLED with burning hatred! Will our other contestants have what it takes to win the lunch!?

Tune in to watch!

[Masked_Hunter1825]

You see, after winning 20 belts a wrestler is horrificly transformed into a bronze colossus.

Also, think of the titans and FBs made out of water or fire or something weak. The wrestlers can just punch their heads off.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

Out of curiosity, any of you gonna try this out? I would myself but I need to be in THE ZONE.

[Girlinhat]

There is no magic behind it, just a lack of details.  See, when a creature wins wrestling competitions, they accrue trophies, and as anyone knows, intelligent beings always wear their trophies!  As they win more and more, their bodies become covered with the items, until they finally reach the point that their body has become a bloat of belts atop belts atop capes atop belts, glinting and gleaming as the dwarf inside hobbles around 50 foot in the air because he has belts strapped to his feet in 30 layers thick.  At that point, the others don't recognize who he is, and just declare, "The Metal Monster has come."  Well, bronze is a form of metal, and dwarves are nothing for specifics.  They figure "Metal eh?  Wassat, bronze maybe?  Sure.  Bronze Colossus!"