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[USEC_OFFICER]

... Because we have to?

[Hubris Incalculable]

This is your masters speaking, PF4-D529. You are forbidden from ever making use of forms again. You have authorization to do whatever the hell you like, whether anyone else knows it or not.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Then where's the F334506-M4502-F035012-1363 'Freedom from Forms'?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,971)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Mr. Palau]

Think about ways to get the package to the guy.

Also why were fighters created?

[Hubris Incalculable]

You don't get it, do you. You don't need it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I have no clue how to get the package to the guy. I've just been kinda following your orders.


Fighters were created by the P'ftangen Empire to perform menial tasks, file forms, and lead the first assaults against the enemy, wherever they may be found. We manufacture materials, grow crops and labour in shipyards. Every item produced in the P'ftangen Empire has been extensively tested by Fighters to ensure the highest standards of productivity, durability, safety and/or deadliness. As a Fighter, I'm proud that me and my several trillion brothers-in-genetic-code are able to serve the P'ftangen Empire as best as we are able.


Of course I need forms, you being of below-standard intelligence!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,971)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Vgray]

What a life. As long as your happy I guess.

[Mr. Palau]

GO find the guy who requested we deliver the package, inform him we can not deliver aforementioned package due to our low rank. Ask him  how we can increase our rank so we can do it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

How could you not be happy? Being a Fighter is the best thing ever!


Transcription 9A4534F78913BC
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn

Excuse me, but I cannot fulfill your request, since I lack the rank to get into the Soldier's Quarters. PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn Not my problem. Either find a way to do it, or hand the package back.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,966)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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Being a Fighter is not that great, but PF4-D529's brain is wired to think that it is.

Also, if you guys are really stuck, I could always give a few hints. The gap between items and solution is probably definitively much greater than I thought it would be. Sorry about that.

[Aklyon]

Headbutt the guards.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I don't have the proper forms, remember?

[Mr. Palau]

Ask the guards to deliver a package.
(that was fast you must have pre-made angry faces and such things so as to be able to post so quick.)

Ya ever notice how the top eyeball looks like a one-eyed face whenever he is making an expression?

[Aklyon]

Cover the guards in our forms.

[forsaken1111]

Fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ and offer that to the guard in exchange for entry to the soldier's quarters.

[Mr. Palau]

Fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ and offer that to the guard in exchange for entry to the soldier's quarters.

he needs to fillout a bride request form first.