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[USEC_OFFICER]

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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz

Excuse me, but can you deliver a package to Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx? PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz I'm not going to do it, little fighter.

PF4-D529.Xcbbxz.mx.

Bzxcbzxczxcv. Vcz.

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz Fine, little Fighter. I'll do it.

Really? Praise be to the Sun God! Here's the package, and make sure that Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx sends a reply stating that he got it! PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz Fine, little Fighter.

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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz Here you go, little Fighter. Are you happy?

Of course! Many thanks, and may the Lightning God grant you a long life! PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz Sure, sure. Now go, little Fighter.

Aheui! Now to get the M081A3-Z4 filled out!


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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn

I've delivered the package. PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn And what did Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx say?

Ueui, I have no clue. I handed the package to a guard to deliver to Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx. PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn You handed the package to somebody else? You were supposed to deliver it in person! Can't you read? The computers are down. I can't process any forms here. Now scram.

What? You've filled out a B4742Y-23-V-123-GH and everything! PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn No I haven't.

Oeui. Well do you have a B4742Y-23-V-RE5737? PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn No, now scram.

That's illegal! Either fill out a B4742Y-23-V-123-GH and process my M081A3-Z4, or I'm going to report you! PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn I'd like to see you try.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,956)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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(that was fast you must have pre-made angry faces and such things so as to be able to post so quick.)

Yep. I'm surprised you haven't noticed already. Photoshop is pretty damn sweet.

Ya ever notice how the top eyeball looks like a one-eyed face whenever he is making an expression?

Yeah, I've noticed. No clue what else to do with it though.

[Aklyon]

This, while rather annoying, is less "no idea" and more 'bureaucracy'.
Wait patiently until the computers are back up. Then get what we bothered sending that package for.

[Hubris Incalculable]

File the report. Laugh as Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn's career goes down in flames.

[Mr. Palau]

File the report. Laugh as Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn's career goes down in flames.

[Vgray]

Figure out what you don't need forms for. And check the file depot line again.

[Dariush]

Stop railroading us.

PF4-D529, one sub-period ago a directive was issued stating that you must file any forms only after doing the associated action. Now go kill that clerk.

[LordSlowpoke]

It appears that we still own the package despite having delivered it.

Offer it as a bribe to get rank-rising forms in the post office. Make sure to get a bunch of bribe forms too, receiving and giving.

Then proceed to bribe a soldier so he accidentally loses a weapon that you just happen to find with the correctly filled out forms for possessing and operating it. With the air canister.

Well, I think Dariush knows what happens next...

[Dariush]

Don't you die on me.

[USEC_OFFICER]

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I was going to make a joke update, but it looked too close to the real thing to be funny.

Anyways I'll post an actual update when my drawing skills/feelings of self-worth align again, don't worry.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Necro the thread. Laugh as Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn's career goes down in flames.

[Mr. Palau]

Necro the thread. Laugh as Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn's career goes down in flames.

I've always hated Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn. He deserves this.

[USEC_OFFICER]

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Wow. I was just thinking about this thing today. However I'm currently too busy cramming knowledge into my head right now to work on anything else. Plus I have to port over the pictures from my old computer and look over my old drawings again... Say, an update in a weeks time? Does that sound good?

[Mr. Palau]

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Wow. I was just thinking about this thing today. However I'm currently too busy cramming knowledge into my head right now to work on anything else. Plus I have to port over the pictures from my old computer and look over my old drawings again... Say, an update in a weeks time? Does that sound good?

I take it that would be finals (I think public schools in America have finals around now right?). Yeah sure, whatever works.

[USEC_OFFICER]

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Wow. I was just thinking about this thing today. However I'm currently too busy cramming knowledge into my head right now to work on anything else. Plus I have to port over the pictures from my old computer and look over my old drawings again... Say, an update in a weeks time? Does that sound good?

I take it that would be finals (I think public schools in America Canada have finals around now right?). Yeah sure, whatever works.

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Yeah, more or less.

[Aklyon]

Canada, eh?
A week to re-update sound bueracratic, indeed.