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[LeonL]

one of the cornerstones of live comedy is that men in women's clothing is always funny...

Only if you're British or like British flavored comedy...


Long live Monty Python!!

[Masta Crouton]

see, that's just not true.

american media outside of theater? sure. but let me tell you, the Python tradition is alive in well on the stages of the good ol' U.S of A.

[Girlinhat]

I could imagine Kodkod being rather well-dressed at a wedding.  Long, draping dress with several thin layers, each tugged and pinned slightly to give a cascading appearance, combined with full shoulders (no halter-top type) and a pair of sensible flats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She would not be overly happy with it, though she would secretly enjoy the exotic feeling of sophisticated daintiness and privately revel in the sway of the fabric and the freedom of the legs, it wouldn't really stick with her over the long term, and she'd store the dress away peacefully.  Except every once in a while tend to imagine the feel again, but never actually bring herself to get it down from the attic.

Also she'd be really self-important the first time she wore it, feeling fashionable and somewhat powerful, almost refreshed, though if she were to ever wear it a second time or onward it would be with a feeling of expectation and disappointment, as she doesn't quite get the unexplainable power trip from wearing the dress, and instead endures it casually, but secretly waits for it to "kick in".

Also what's a suicide summons?

[Corai]

I could imagine Kodkod being rather well-dressed at a wedding.  Long, draping dress with several thin layers, each tugged and pinned slightly to give a cascading appearance, combined with full shoulders (no halter-top type) and a pair of sensible flats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She would not be overly happy with it, though she would secretly enjoy the exotic feeling of sophisticated daintiness and privately revel in the sway of the fabric and the freedom of the legs, it wouldn't really stick with her over the long term, and she'd store the dress away peacefully.  Except every once in a while tend to imagine the feel again, but never actually bring herself to get it down from the attic.

Also she'd be really self-important the first time she wore it, feeling fashionable and somewhat powerful, almost refreshed, though if she were to ever wear it a second time or onward it would be with a feeling of expectation and disappointment, as she doesn't quite get the unexplainable power trip from wearing the dress, and instead endures it casually, but secretly waits for it to "kick in".

Also what's a suicide summons?

This.


KODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKODKOD


Now, lets see if it works and she appears.

[Monk321654]

I wonder why pants were invented...
It's easier to run in a kilt/skirt.
Or so I've heard.
I guess pants can protect your legs from bad weather...
At the cost of mobility...
Am I correct about this?

[Masta Crouton]

sometimes, not having your lower legs exposed to branches, stinging plants, insects, mud, water, the sun, cold, wind and small animals is nice.

[Girlinhat]

Pants are easier to run in.  Skirts are just a bit eh for running.  If they're long enough to protect you from rain/sun, they're long enough to prevent running or climbing.  In general, they're fine as long as you're not moving.

[Eric Blank]

I wonder why pants were invented...
It's easier to run in a kilt/skirt.
Or so I've heard.
I guess pants can protect your legs from bad weather...
At the cost of mobility...
Am I correct about this?

They also provide some protection against horrible, painful things coming up from below. Well-fitting, moderately elastic pants don't hinder movement that much anyway, but like GIH mentioned, having thick bands of fabric wrapped around both legs is akin to being tied up. You're not going anywhere fast.

Dorfs in dresses could definitely appear manly, if it's not a bloody sky-blue prom dress or something.

[Girlinhat]

These are Dwarves.  A "dress" is probably more like "butcher's apron".  Well, these are Dwarves.  A dress might be a robin's egg blue nightgown.  Because Dwarves.

[Monk321654]

A sky blue dress might not seem so wimpy when the man/woman wearing it has ripped your teeth out and shoved them in your eyes.

[Loud Whispers]

In addition, if you repeat my name seven times while circling a boulder I’ll kill you in your sleep.

How big must aforementioned boulder be...?

[KodKod]

I could imagine Kodkod being rather well-dressed at a wedding.  Long, draping dress with several thin layers, each tugged and pinned slightly to give a cascading appearance, combined with full shoulders (no halter-top type) and a pair of sensible flats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She would not be overly happy with it, though she would secretly enjoy the exotic feeling of sophisticated daintiness and privately revel in the sway of the fabric and the freedom of the legs, it wouldn't really stick with her over the long term, and she'd store the dress away peacefully.  Except every once in a while tend to imagine the feel again, but never actually bring herself to get it down from the attic.

Also she'd be really self-important the first time she wore it, feeling fashionable and somewhat powerful, almost refreshed, though if she were to ever wear it a second time or onward it would be with a feeling of expectation and disappointment, as she doesn't quite get the unexplainable power trip from wearing the dress, and instead endures it casually, but secretly waits for it to "kick in".

Also what's a suicide summons?

I get the feeling that you’re describing your life experiences as opposed to what you expected of me. Is there something you want to tell us?

Well-dressed is right but I'm afraid you're a bit out with the rest of your guesswork. I don't wear dresses, I really don't. I haven't worn a dress once in my time as an adult woman, I do not even OWN a dress and the last time I must have worn one would have been about 15 years ago.

I was originally planning on wearing a very smart blouse/skirt number, but I made a last minute decision to forgo that and instead wear black suit pants and a smart white shirt. This white shirt in particular is the love of my life. It’s got thick black hearts for the top three buttons. Thick black hearts! I don’t wear it nearly often enough, and when I do it’s usually with this awesome retro red plaid skirt complete with bigass safety pin and all the works, and thigh-highs, though that’s obviously not wedding material.

Out of over two hundred guests, of which probably 70% were woman, I was the only one not wearing a dress. Frankly some women really have no idea how to dress themselves. For instance, if you have rolls and rolls of back-fat why wear an open-back dress that makes it all hang out? Nobody wants to see that! Or maybe so many people there made so many poor choices intentionally? After all it certainly made the bride look extra-special by comparison to their ugly mushes.

[Corai]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I could imagine Kodkod being rather well-dressed at a wedding.  Long, draping dress with several thin layers, each tugged and pinned slightly to give a cascading appearance, combined with full shoulders (no halter-top type) and a pair of sensible flats.
[spoiler]

She would not be overly happy with it, though she would secretly enjoy the exotic feeling of sophisticated daintiness and privately revel in the sway of the fabric and the freedom of the legs, it wouldn't really stick with her over the long term, and she'd store the dress away peacefully.  Except every once in a while tend to imagine the feel again, but never actually bring herself to get it down from the attic.

Also she'd be really self-important the first time she wore it, feeling fashionable and somewhat powerful, almost refreshed, though if she were to ever wear it a second time or onward it would be with a feeling of expectation and disappointment, as she doesn't quite get the unexplainable power trip from wearing the dress, and instead endures it casually, but secretly waits for it to "kick in".

Also what's a suicide summons?
[/quote]

I get the feeling that you’re describing your life experiences as opposed to what you expected of me. Is there something you want to tell us?

Well-dressed is right but I'm afraid you're a bit out with the rest of your guesswork. I don't wear dresses, I really don't. I haven't worn a dress once in my time as an adult woman, I do not even OWN a dress and the last time I must have worn one would have been about 15 years ago.

I was originally planning on wearing a very smart blouse/skirt number, but I made a last minute decision to forgo that and instead wear black suit pants and a smart white shirt. This white shirt in particular is the love of my life. It’s got thick black hearts for the top three buttons. Thick black hearts! I don’t wear it nearly often enough, and when I do it’s usually with this awesome retro red plaid skirt complete with bigass safety pin and all the works, and thigh-highs, though that’s obviously not wedding material.

Out of over two hundred guests, of which probably 70% were woman, I was the only one not wearing a dress. Frankly some women really have no idea how to dress themselves. For instance, if you have rolls and rolls of back-fat why wear an open-back dress that makes it all hang out? Nobody wants to see that! Or maybe so many people there made so many poor choices intentionally? After all it certainly made the bride look extra-special by comparison to their ugly mushes.
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WHY KODKOD. WHY MUST YOU GIVE ME THESE IMAGES!

[Girlinhat]

Wow you flubbed up your quoting and spoiling there

[KodKod]

WHY KODKOD. WHY MUST YOU GIVE ME THESE IMAGES!

Forget mental images, I was the one who was actually there having to witness a walrus in a tight open back dress bouncing around on the dancefloor.

Sheesh. I'm surprised I didn't lose my lunch. Why do some people assume that the best way to make themselves NOT unattractive is to squeeze into as tight a number as possible and hope that nobody notices the vast oceans of flab that cover their MacDonalds eating asses?