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Author Topic: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.  (Read 14227 times)

Corai

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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2012, 09:59:25 pm »

I just imagined her as that pale thing she uses as her forum avatar.

She has a name, you know. It’s Misery.

My hair is not black; it ranges from bright red to coagulated-blood red depending on how long it has been since I last dyed it. Though funnily enough I am thinking about going blue, but I’d have to bleach it first and I’m still not sure that I’m comfortable doing so much damage to it.

I am not a goth. I dislike labels, but as they are a simple means of conveying information then I dress more like a punk.

I do not wear dresses, I find them too limiting and I dislike to display skin.

Your face.

Baths and showers.

That time you got drunk on national TV with a goblin.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2012, 09:59:53 pm »

Misery from the movie of the same name?

Yup, sounds like a real winner.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2012, 10:00:55 pm »

Misery from the movie of the same name?

No... Misery from Cave Story, not the flipping Steven King novel.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2012, 10:08:49 pm »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

EDIT: KodKod, I'm referring to you as Smiles from now on.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2012, 10:10:34 pm by King DZA »
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Corai

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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2012, 10:10:59 pm »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

EDIT: KodKod, I'm referring to you as Smiles from now on.

I always imagined her avatar was watching a kobold being tortured.
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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2012, 10:21:27 pm »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

Funnily enough in the game her name does not seem related to how she feels so much as what she exists to cause.

I would prefer 'KodKod', 'Kod', 'God-Empress KodKod', 'KodKod - Eater of Worlds', 'Loud KodKod', 'Urist McBitchface', 'KodKod-sans-hat', 'Leopardus guigna', 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants', or 'She Who Reigns Over All Things Fwuffy and Adorable' but I suppose that 'Smiles' will do at a push.
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Corai

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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2012, 10:22:18 pm »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

Funnily enough in the game her name does not seem related to how she feels so much as what she exists to cause.

I would prefer 'KodKod', 'Kod', 'God-Empress KodKod', 'KodKod - Eater of Worlds', 'Loud KodKod', 'Urist McBitchface', 'KodKod-sans-hat', 'Leopardus guigna', 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants', or 'She Who Reigns Over All Things Fwuffy and Adorable' but I suppose that 'Smiles' will do at a push.

Okay Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2012, 11:28:14 pm »

All right, Glasglow Smiles
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2012, 11:54:36 pm »

Epicness. "My expedition leader cross-dresses" derailed into "What does KodKod wear?"

1. Misery looks cute-ish.
2. 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants' sounds hilarious and harmless.
3. I'd figured out the lesbian thing a while back...
4. Ironically, if 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants' belongs to KodKod, I'm still just as scared for my life,
5. All dwarves are cross-dressers, given the chance.
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Corai

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« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2012, 11:57:30 pm »

Epicness. "My expedition leader cross-dresses" derailed into "What does KodKod wear?"

1. Misery looks cute-ish.
2. 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants' sounds hilarious and harmless.
3. I'd figured out the lesbian thing a while back...
4. Ironically, if 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants' belongs to KodKod, I'm still just as scared for my life,
5. All dwarves are cross-dressers, given the chance.

It took me awhile.


Explains why shes so evil, two women.......


Oh god, KodKod must teach her evil, she teaches KodKod make-up!


IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!



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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2012, 12:10:43 am »

/isitbadthatIgettheKodKodsignalthing
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2012, 12:12:56 am »

This is a Friday night, and she is a single lesbian, in the big city.  I'd hazard a guess she won't be on until tomorrow. :)
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Corai

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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2012, 12:21:36 am »

This is a Friday night, and she is a single lesbian, in the big city.  I'd hazard a guess she won't be on until tomorrow. :)



...She said she was single? How do we know she is, maybe your secretly a woman, that follows her.



HMMMMMM?


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King DZA

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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2012, 12:24:52 am »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

Funnily enough in the game her name does not seem related to how she feels so much as what she exists to cause.

I would prefer 'KodKod', 'Kod', 'God-Empress KodKod', 'KodKod - Eater of Worlds', 'Loud KodKod', 'Urist McBitchface', 'KodKod-sans-hat', 'Leopardus guigna', 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants', or 'She Who Reigns Over All Things Fwuffy and Adorable' but I suppose that 'Smiles' will do at a push.

Hmm...God-Empress...That, along with your little world changing rant in the other thread...

If I didn't despise competing for power so much, I might actually admit to respecting you a little bit more.

Corai

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« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2012, 12:25:52 am »

Wait, Misery...? That's deliciously ironic considering her gleeful appearance. If I knew a person like that in real life, I would give them an equally ironic nickname. Like Smiles, or Cheery....

Funnily enough in the game her name does not seem related to how she feels so much as what she exists to cause.

I would prefer 'KodKod', 'Kod', 'God-Empress KodKod', 'KodKod - Eater of Worlds', 'Loud KodKod', 'Urist McBitchface', 'KodKod-sans-hat', 'Leopardus guigna', 'Fuzzyfwoo Kittenpants', or 'She Who Reigns Over All Things Fwuffy and Adorable' but I suppose that 'Smiles' will do at a push.

Hmm...God-Empress...That, along with your little world changing rant in the other thread...

If I didn't despise competing for power so much, I might actually admit to respecting you a little bit more.

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