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[Corai]

Early-fort danger rooms, I hate to admit it but I need that wooden armor.....

[wierd]

What about all the delicious giant creatures they sell?

I have giant lions, giant hyenas, giant dingoes, and now giant eagles thanks to them!

[Tsuchigumo550]

I generally steal all the elves stuff then immediately rush to make that magma pump, conveniently labeled "Fuck Nature"

[Corai]

What about all the delicious giant creatures they sell?

I have giant lions, giant hyenas, giant dingoes, and now giant eagles thanks to them!

I can kill one soldier, get a super-soldier of pure steel that can send a demon ARMY running in fear, then kill them all, without even getting a bruise.

Yeah, masterwork kills the elf's usefulness.

[obolisk0430]

You may consider me undwarfy for this, but I buy all their booze for the variaty.

[Morpha]

You may consider me undwarfy for this, but I buy all their booze for the variaty.

Sacrifice the elf lover!

[Corai]

You may consider me undwarfy for this, but I buy all their booze for the variaty.

Sacrifice the elf lover!

Indeed! He should be killing them for booze!

[Dish It Out!]

You may consider me undwarfy for this, but I buy all their booze for the variaty.

Sacrifice the elf lover!

Indeed! He should be killing them for booze!

But you can't distill the elf corpses.

Or... can you?

[IT 000]

While you can't take corpses, in theory you should be able to take body parts, such as arms and legs, and make a drink out of it.

[Corai]

You may consider me undwarfy for this, but I buy all their booze for the variaty.

Sacrifice the elf lover!

Indeed! He should be killing them for booze!

But you can't distill the elf corpses.

Or... can you?

We brew the blood, not the corpse you fool!

[obolisk0430]

Why would I waste effort killing elves when I can just have one guy sit in a room making useless shit from stone I don't need for a whole year, shove a pile of it at the elves, and take their booze?  It seems like less effort to me.  It's a good outlet for the stone, it keeps a worker busy, and it provides my dwarves with several different types of booze without having me mess around with above ground farming.  It's the ultimate scam.

[Corai]

Why would I waste effort killing elves when I can just have one guy sit in a room making useless shit from stone I don't need for a whole year, shove a pile of it at the elves, and take their booze?  It seems like less effort to me.  It's a good outlet for the stone, it keeps a worker busy, and it provides my dwarves with several different types of booze without having me mess around with above ground farming.  It's the ultimate scam.

Cause elves dont die, you anger Armok due to your idioticy!



No offense, Im in charecter. :3

[obolisk0430]

Bah, I dun give a crundle's ass whether ur not any of them elves dies by my warriors hands.  It's far more fittin' that they slave away, only to be rewarded with trinkets of no value.
 

[rridgway]

You should be able to make a reaction in which booze is made from blood...


Elf blood wine, served with elf cakes? Yummy.

[Dish It Out!]

Why would I waste effort killing elves when I can just have one guy sit in a room making useless shit from stone I don't need for a whole year, shove a pile of it at the elves, and take their booze?  It seems like less effort to me.  It's a good outlet for the stone, it keeps a worker busy, and it provides my dwarves with several different types of booze without having me mess around with above ground farming.  It's the ultimate scam.

I might be irresponsible saying this because I'm not really an expert on the innards of DorfFort, but, I've heard that making items will contribute to FPS death over time, even when those items disappear for some reason, like being sold to elves and taken off the map.