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Author Topic: How do kobolds choose what to steal?  (Read 35148 times)

psychologicalshock

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2012, 08:30:29 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:27:20 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 08:25:26 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:16:05 pm
We kobolds have a mental ability to sense where the most valuable object is.

Value measured in socks I presume.

Socks? socks? SOCKS? SOCKS?

WHAT KIND OF BARBARIANS DO YOU THINK WE ARE? We use mugs!
But mugs are completely useless, socks are useful... for 6 months.
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KodKod

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2012, 08:31:13 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:27:07 pm
You say that as if that's a bad thing.

A kobold is smaller than a dog, even.

I am squicked to the n'th.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2012, 08:31:48 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:30:29 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:27:20 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 08:25:26 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:16:05 pm
We kobolds have a mental ability to sense where the most valuable object is.

Value measured in socks I presume.

Socks? socks? SOCKS? SOCKS?

WHAT KIND OF BARBARIANS DO YOU THINK WE ARE? We use mugs!
But mugs are completely useless, socks are useful... for 6 months.

Exactly, with mugs theres no worry of the economy collapsing due to the money being tornusunder!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2012, 08:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:31:48 pm
Exactly, with mugs theres no worry of the economy collapsing due to the money being tornusunder!

Just you wait, that one day when a monkey with a tea addiction runs out of mugs, you're all doomed.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2012, 08:48:35 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 08:31:13 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:27:07 pm
You say that as if that's a bad thing.

A kobold is smaller than a dog, even.

Smaller means easier to force into submission, it makes sense!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2012, 08:50:17 pm »
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm »
Say which race likes to play with levers, gremlins was it?

My king requested one of those.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2012, 08:53:50 pm »
How does that even work?

...

Why are the rails always gone?
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2012, 08:54:10 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm
Say which race likes to play with levers, gremlins was it?

My king requested one of those.


A small army of kobolds with ropes on a gremlin trying to escape come struggling in

Heres your gremlin.....please take him now......
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2012, 08:55:17 pm »
I'm sure we're all excited about a discussion regarding which small creatures dwarves would most enjoy having sex with but let's never do that ever for any circumstances.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2012, 08:55:29 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm
Say which race likes to play with levers, gremlins was it?

My king requested one of those.

I d- OH...

BRAIN BLEACH! NOW!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2012, 08:56:25 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 08:54:10 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm
Say which race likes to play with levers, gremlins was it?

My king requested one of those.


A small army of kobolds with ropes on a gremlin trying to escape come struggling in

Heres your gremlin.....please take him now......

*King Urist Rapeape accepts your humble offering*
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2012, 08:57:16 pm »
inb4 crundle thread
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2012, 09:13:49 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 08:55:29 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm
Say which race likes to play with levers, gremlins was it?

My king requested one of those.

I d- OH...

BRAIN BLEACH! NOW!
Calm down, everything is consensual! Really.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2012, 09:20:47 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:13:49 pm
Calm down, everything is consensual! Really.

Kobolds only speak in [UTTERANCES], Gremlins... who even knows!

Wargbargle!
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