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NEW POLL: Deebus's custom job title?

Saviour
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Kobold
- 73 (36.9%)
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- 19 (9.6%)

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Author Topic: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.  (Read 193069 times)

Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #330 on: July 30, 2012, 11:48:10 pm »

Bogeymen. Dozens of them.

Down in the depths of HFS, a bogeyman sat down in a chair and began a tale to the pups, one of untold horror. A force of true holiness and goodness. One that should NEVER be uttered.

"Pups, let me tell you the tale of Deebus. By the end of the tale you will understand why no bogeyman goes out during the day."
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Hanslanda

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #331 on: July 30, 2012, 11:52:27 pm »

Bogeymen. Dozens of them.

Down in the depths of HFS, a bogeyman sat down in a chair and began a tale to the pups, one of untold horror. A force of true holiness and goodness. One that should NEVER be uttered.

"Pups, let me tell you the tale of Deebus. By the end of the tale you will understand why no bogeyman goes out during the day."

 
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Explains much, this does.
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wolfwood296

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #332 on: July 31, 2012, 03:17:32 am »

posting to watch.

this kobold is the best
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Jahsg

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #333 on: August 02, 2012, 08:47:23 am »

Daww, also how do i get adventure mode reactions to work
« Last Edit: August 02, 2012, 09:20:11 am by Jahsg »
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #334 on: August 03, 2012, 02:36:21 pm »

Posting to watch
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Eric Blank

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #335 on: August 03, 2012, 04:40:40 pm »

Daww, also how do i get adventure mode reactions to work

To get a reaction to work in adventure mode, all you really need to do is replace the [BUILDING:[string]] tag with [ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED].

Of course, you actually have to get the reaction working in the first place. Try reading the wiki page and looking at the reactions already present in the game to determine how they work.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #336 on: August 07, 2012, 11:43:42 am »

I'm petitioning that Deebus needs his own wiki page.

This guy is a freaking badass.
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wolfwood296

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #337 on: August 07, 2012, 02:18:36 pm »

I'm petitioning that Deebus needs his own wiki page.

This guy is a freaking badass.
Deebus: a cute little kobold that is so good he took down a titan solo.
now you know why you fear the kobolds.
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Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #338 on: August 07, 2012, 04:12:21 pm »

I'm petitioning that Deebus needs his own wiki page.

This guy is a freaking badass.
Deebus: a cute little kobold that is so good he took down a titan solo.
now you know why you fear the kobolds.

Deebus NEEDS a wikipage.

Corai, kobold has mandated 1/1 wikipages!
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Xantalos

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #339 on: August 07, 2012, 04:19:56 pm »

I'm petitioning that Deebus needs his own wiki page.

This guy is a freaking badass.
Deebus: a cute little kobold that is so good he took down a titan solo.
now you know why you fear the kobolds.

Deebus NEEDS a wikipage.

Corai, kobold has mandated 1/1 wikipages!
Corai, kobold has suffered an unfortunate accident!
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WillowLuman

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #340 on: August 07, 2012, 06:28:56 pm »

Go ahead and make one. I'd feel vain if I did it myself.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #341 on: August 23, 2012, 10:44:58 pm »

Updaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

After his rather strange triumph over the great glass monster, Deebus simply continued on south and westwards near the coast. For most of the day, he was in and out of sand-place and tundra. Towards night, he finally came to the tundra where the bear Emär dwelt. The sun was beginning to set. Deebus felt there would be enough time to reach the bear's den, though, so he pressed on. What the reports of the area had failed to mention, though, were the standing stones. Tall pillars, eerily smooth and made of a rock like many small pebbles pressed together. They seemed scattered about in no order, like trees. In the center of the field of pillars, there was a large shape in the snow, a rise. Something white with a blanket of white over it. Deebus crept closer. A shape, like a big, flat rock of some white-ish, somewhat sparkly stone. He crept closer still. Then, thinking better of it, he cautiously drew out the iron dagger and hurled it at the stone.
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There was a loud crack. Deebus crept over and brushed off the snow from the stone. It seemed to be a large carved figure, with two arms and legs like a kobold. The head had large, delicate, crystalline things coming out of it, like moth-whiskers. The head was separated from the rest of it. From the looks of it, it must have been fairly weathered, and the striking of his dagger had been the final push. Deebus sniffed. There was something odd about the smell, too. Picking up a fleck of the stone from around the neck, he tasted it. Salt?

Deebus retrieved his dagger and left, wondering about who carved these stone pillars and salt-figures. Going east and south, he managed to find the hole in the snow just as the sun was setting. Emär was huge, yes, and fierce-looking too, but not the fiercest bear Deebus had ever seen. An arrow to one leg, the hurled dagger to another for good measure, and he was bleeding on the floor of his cave. Emär never got back up.

Another day, another kill. One day, there would be no more. One day.

A thought just occured: what if someone did a dramatic reading of this? Of course, pictorial portions might be difficult.
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Hanslanda

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #342 on: August 23, 2012, 10:59:25 pm »

The dramatic reading would be hilarious. :D Also awesome.
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Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #343 on: August 23, 2012, 11:02:15 pm »

Deebus, Fischer, duel now.


Fischer can destroy entire armies of spawn.

Deebus makes megabeasts look like children's toys.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #344 on: August 24, 2012, 01:54:36 am »

Deebus killed a Titan by accident?! Corai, you better hury up about finding a way to assasinate Deebus. Hire an entire worlds worth of trolls or something, but for the love of god, STOP THAT KOBOLD!
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