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[kerlc]

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

[Devling]

Hola mi fellow Tropicans...

Welcome back to another year of this infernal páramo de sueños muertos dirigidos por idiotas corruptos!

Los medicamentos para obtener los medicamentos!

*bzzzzzt*



*bzzzzt*

Mis disculpas, por favor perdóname. Let us continue the "news."


As you can see, the "wonderful" joder capitilism dragged us out of our death pit of an economy.


As Senor Presidente rolls in the money within our nations coffers, he enacts a corrupt "permit" to funnel money from our pockets.


Well here we are. What to do in our condenado tres veces al infierno jaula dorada, hmmm?

[NRDL]

Hmm...just keep making money, in every way possible.  Bonus points if you oppress the people to make more money.

Any tips on how to actually get a good economy in this game?  That way I can apply it to Tropico 4. 

[MarcAFK]

Slightly too much flavour, my spanish is mucho retardo.

[Devling]

Slightly too much flavour, my spanish is mucho retardo.

I know, that is what I thought. This episode he just freaked out.  I'll scale it back a lil'.

Hmm...just keep making money, in every way possible.  Bonus points if you oppress the people to make more money.

Any tips on how to actually get a good economy in this game?  That way I can apply it to Tropico 4. 

Farms, Lumber farms. I can literally subsist just like that through out my games, but I'm sure tourism is a good source of income. Haven't touched that particular aspect of the game to much. Also, I want to use this as an excuse to point out that when your guys load goods unto the boats that come in, you instantly get money. Seriously, it freaks me out. One minute your considering cutting everyones pay into the negatives, and the next second your giving everyone a tax break.

[Devling]

Hello mi Tropicans!

I am happy to report that I my depresión is under control with liberal application of píldoras de la felicidad.
Anyhow, on to hermoso Tropico.


Here you can see the construction and overview of our island, I mean look at those beautiful leaves swaying over the poor, fatigued, and dieing people.

Las pastillas, las pastillas de obtener las píldoras!
No, no quiero que las píldoras, aléjate de mí, ¡ah!

Sorry about that dear Tropicans.


This is the view of our year in review. Our crushing, poverty ridden, year. One moment Tropicans.


Today we look at this little girl! I mean, who can not do without a little girl? A grimy, hungry little girl.

See you next time mi Tropicans!

[Devling]

Hey guys, its been awhile.
Sorry about that, but I'm putting this on the back burner, let my energy recharge, all that crap.
I will finish up this chapter this weekend.
Probably.
Maybe.
I hope.