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[kaijyuu]

That's a damn sexy thong.

[bombzero]

artifact thongs have me convinced all dwarves have some fucked up fetishes.

[kaijyuu]

With those spikes, maybe literally!

[xdarkcodex]

The name of the dwarf sown(?) on the thong is named Kosoth Whiprumors as well.

[Elone]

I just turn the artefacts off... I used to allow them, but I never end up using the junk, for anything at all. Theres that interesting bit with being able to make a legendary metalsmith or something, but until I figure out how that works, I have virtually zero use for the artefacts. The worst ones are made of cheap bone... eesh. And oak, dont talk so about it! If the dorf was gonna pick a log, he was gonna pick a log. The oak is the most epic one of them, unless you're aiming for a fancy colour from the caves.

Getting possessed is always such a waste. It potentially costs you a dwarf, with nothing gotten in return.

Oh and yeah, if I were to allow creation of an artefact, I would always PACK IT. That way I'd get something worth seeing.

[Findulidas]

I once got a steel mug with goblin bone and black diamonds on it. Sounds really cool but its completely useless ingame.

I also got a fell mood where the dwarf took my legendary weapon/armorsmith and butchered him and turned him into a chair. While not an useless artifact the loss of a legendary armor and weaponsmith far outweighed anything the dwarf ever could produce. DO NOT BUILD YOUR BUTCHER SHOP NEXT TO FORGES.

[bombzero]

I once got a steel mug with goblin bone and black diamonds on it. Sounds really cool but its completely useless ingame.

I also got a fell mood where the dwarf took my legendary weapon/armorsmith and butchered him and turned him into a chair. While not an useless artifact the loss of a legendary armor and weaponsmith far outweighed anything the dwarf ever could produce. DO NOT BUILD YOUR BUTCHER SHOP NEXT TO FORGES.

yes, build it next to the potash workers.

[xdarkcodex]

They said I could become anything...


So I became a chair.

[Garath]

a mango wood blowgun, decorated with steel, leather and yellow diamond.

[Sus]

artifact thongs have me convinced all dwarves have some fucked up fetishes.

I got one of those, too:

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...I'm fairly sure I've seen Lady Gaga wear this. 

[Garath]

I've got two thongs in my current fort, one leather and one silk. Something for everyone, I guess.

[Gizogin]

My current fort, Dragongild, has more than fifteen artifacts.  Of them, exactly three are usable: a hatch cover, a cage, and a ridulously awesome coffin.  The rest are all amulets, rings, earrings, and other such useless things.  I have no fewer than three perfect gems.  They are completely useless.

[Sonlirain]

My worst artifact so far?

A bone mace.
Just that.
A bone mace.
No engravings no bands...
No anything!

I'm quite sure it's just a large femur...

[Sus]

My worst artifact so far?

A bone mace.
Just that.
A bone mace.
No engravings no bands...
No anything!

I'm quite sure it's just a large femur...

Raise you an undecorated birch scepter.

[HiEv]

I just turn the artefacts off... I used to allow them, but I never end up using the junk, for anything at all. Theres that interesting bit with being able to make a legendary metalsmith or something, but until I figure out how that works, I have virtually zero use for the artefacts. The worst ones are made of cheap bone... eesh. And oak, dont talk so about it! If the dorf was gonna pick a log, he was gonna pick a log. The oak is the most epic one of them, unless you're aiming for a fancy colour from the caves.

Getting possessed is always such a waste. It potentially costs you a dwarf, with nothing gotten in return.

Oh, I totally disagree.  In my current fortress I've gotten an artifact statue and an artifact weapon rack, which are great for instantly elevating a room's value for nobles, plus I got an artifact crossbow.

Then again, I also got this:


Yeah, a single artifact sock.