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[Corai]

Urist Mcjakson remains haunting, as he is a zombie, Corai is a ghost, uncapable of engraving!


Plus he cannot spell it correctly.

[wierd]

Well, since this isn't an autozombie biome....



Weird joykill opens fire on urist mcjackson, setting his hair on fire!

[Corai]

A thief! Kill the skulking filth!


Told you I would-OH GOD IM MARKED AS ENEMEY.


/dftherapist

[wierd]

The eerie rainbow colored light creeping out from behind the bricks subsides.

Urist mcjackson smoulders, fueled by the excess of haircare products containing cyclopentasiloxane, burning up completely!

[Corai]

...Weird Joykill, I stole you a candy on the way here!

Drops the lollipop, and runs like HFS is chasing him.

[Reudh]

Urist McJackson is caught in a burst of molten cyclopentasiloxane! x34

[wierd]

Weird joykill collects the lollypop.......sniffs it.... eyes it suspiciously.... turns to head towards lab.....remembers the emergency obsidian purge.

Weird joykill kicks wall.

Weird joykill gives the lollipop to a stunned and terrified kobold that survived the diningroom massacre, having been in one of the previously boogieing chairs.

Shuffles off to find a pick.

[Corai]

The kobold is struck with 100 pounds of adamantite! (Yes, that much.)

I hope Joykill likes that adamantite.

[wierd]

(And thus, is explained how the demons beneath the 12th bay were initially unleashed!)

[WillowLuman]

Au contraire. Ever been caught in burst of boiling blood! before? Or how about:
his intestines are badly burned

Seen both, even in 31.25

[Reudh]

In 31.25 I had a dwarf fall into a cavein from above and get caught in a BURST OF BOILING ORTHOCLASE/CLAY.

[wierd]

Ever tested the flamability of "frizz control" hair products?

Cyclopentasiloxane burns quite viggorously, with lots of smoke, floating white ashy bits, and heat.

Urist mjackson is going up like a torch, and won't go out until his dessicated plastic body is naught but ash!

[Corai]

Ever tested the flamability of "frizz control" hair products?

Cyclopentasiloxane burns quite viggorously, with lots of smoke, floating white ashy bits, and heat.

Urist mjackson is going up like a torch, and won't go out until his dessicated plastic body is naught but ash!

Which never happens in DF. So we got a immortal Mcjackson!

[wierd]

Well, rocknut oil has an ignition point.... my "napalm" is made out of it.... so....


(Holds the trigger down)

Urist mcjackson has been struck with a !!rocknut oil glob!! x50!

[Corai]

Well, rocknut oil has an ignition point.... my "napalm" is made out of it.... so....


(Holds the trigger down)

Urist mcjackson has been struck with a !!rocknut oil glob!! x50!

You fool! Your making him the ultimate weapon! AGAINST US!


Quick, someone hold down Joykill! Hes helping the elves kill us!