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[Saurinae]

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are the plans?

My kobold tribe that you would know about if you read carefully will charge blindly to attack!

Let's try not to make the Kobolds do suicide runs. Someone would probably miss them.

[Corai]

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are the plans?

My kobold tribe that you would know about if you read carefully will charge blindly to attack!

Let's try not to make the Kobolds do suicide runs. Someone would probably miss them.

We already have them going into goblin-towers to steal there stuff. They been doing suicide runs since they were pups! So one year ago.

[MrButtchicker]

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are our plans?

I run off to the nearest slide. That's what.  SLADE. I. MEANT. SLADE!

[Saurinae]

It seems I will have a job crafting the poor kobolds some equipment. Come by later if your Tribe wants some better equipment.

[wierd]

Nonono!  Skulking filth leaves the fortress to try to nick goodies, and often die trying. This is as it should be!

Kobolds have no concept of ownership! Give them better pokey sticks, and they will be pokeying me to steal the sparklies I make in the lab!

No! Kobolds open locked doors, and have trap avoid!  They are a menace, and a terrible disaster just waiting to happen!

I mean, just think about it my way for a second:

The goblins come over to visit to find out where all their shiny steel goblinite is going to, and we lock the doors.

But of course, the kobolds can't speak, and have no concept of language. So, they don't know why we locked the doors!  They peek out the fortification slit, see shiny goblinite to steal, and BLAMMO, they open the locked doors and let the goblins right in!

No no no!  Natural population control on the resident kobold population is not cynical, it is absolutely essential for fortress security!  We shouldn't have any in here to begin with!

(I leave out little treats for them all the time as it is, and they still keep breeding!)

[Corai]

Thats why my kobolds have been taught Koboldish. A language of "His" and "Shinies" to form a un-usable language! It has four words that every kobold are taught the second there hatched. "Do not open doors."

[Saurinae]

I'm glad I educated her. I would probably go insane if she died via "Mysterious Circumstances". She knows the Dwarven and Human languages right now.

[Oliolli]

Keep the kobolds in small, walled-off rooms so they can't even reach the doors.

Man, any damn animal in the DF world is braver than me.

Even the Fluffy Wambler?

They kill bronze colossi, you know.

I'm up for sending Oliolli into the HFS with a pick axe. He could probably take down the car by himself, by all rights he shouldn't even be alive right now...

*Grabs pick axe and enters adamantine spire*

Wall it off once I'm in. Things are going to get [insert punny adjective here].

I suck at puns.

Not in anger, not in wrath
the Reaper came today
An angel visited this gray path
and took the HFS away

I'm up for sending Oliolli into the HFS with a pick axe. He could probably take down the car by himself, by all rights he shouldn't even be alive right now...

Indeed. How he survives the Wrath of KodKod, I have no idea.

Hes the anti-Kod, he was sent from Armok to slew KodKod!

I am Ohrajyvä, destroyer of all that is indestructible, sent by Armok, god of blood, magma and cupcakes?, down to this land to cleanse it of all that defiles Armok's unique right to indestructibility. Woe to all those who stand in my way.

No-one eat the cookies if they came out of Wierd's lab.

*eats cookie that came out of Wierd's lab for good luck against the demons*

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are our plans?

Wierd makes some napalm, which we use to set a fire into the caverns. Anything that survives the massive fires is then massacred by our kobold strike force, inserted via kobold drop pods.

[wierd]

Good! Then she won't nick any of the fabulous items from my lab!

If she wants hair gel for her purile beauty regimen on your beard, she can buy it at the market like everyone else!

(What I am trying to say, is kobolds aren't allowed in my quarters, or in my laboratory. Bad bad things will happen to the ones that do.  Trap avoid has its limitations, when the air supply becomes horribly toxic, for instance.)


*resumes cooking napalm. Threatens to pour the toxic byproducts of the biodiesel synthesis reaction down the kobold hole to watch them scream and run around from they highly caustic nature of the waste.*

*offer oliolli an antidote mint for what was in the cookie*

[Oliolli]

Trap avoid has its limitations, when the air supply because horribly toxic, for instance.

Comparable to [TRAP_AVOID]s trying to survive a swim in the magma sea?

*offer oliolli an antidote mint for what was in the cookie*

Don't worry, Oliollis are immune to most poisons. We were created to do Armok's dirty work, after all.

I just hope there was no spinach in the cookie...

[Corai]

Good! Then she won't nick any of the fabulous items from my lab!

If she wants hair gel for her purile beauty regimen on your beard, she can buy it at the market like everyone else!

(What I am trying to say, is kobolds aren't allowed in my quarters, or in my laboratory. Bad bad things will happen to the ones that do.  Trap avoid has its limitations, when the air supply because horribly toxic, for instance.)

I can breath-

Kobold cancels bring gift, choking to death on blood.

[Saurinae]

She makes the stuff herself . Although it does require me to have a little side-room for her plants.

[Corai]

She makes the stuff herself . Although it does require me to have a little side-room for her plants.

Okay who are these kobold's parents, there must be a elf or human in that gene-pool.

[Saurinae]

Highly educated XD. Normally an oxymoron when it comes to Kobolds. I have been teaching her since I met her.

[Corai]

Highly educated XD. Normally an oxymoron when it comes to Kobolds. I have been teaching her since I met her.

Okay, what drug is that thing on, no kobold naturally becomes that intelligent without a drug.


I will never forget those days of my kobold-childhood, never again.