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[Corai]

Three kobolds?

NOONE remove our enity from the raws, I do not want to be a father.

[Saurinae]

Soo, that's what, 3 kobolds in the fort now? If we get a few more we can start a mini-camp.

You know I would end up in that camp too right? Even though I am a dwarf..
My Kobold loves me so I wouldnt worry overmuch.

[Fen]

Soo, that's what, 3 kobolds in the fort now? If we get a few more we can start a mini-camp.

Three? Who is the third?

I heard there's a secret kobold werebull around here somewhere.

[Corai]

Soo, that's what, 3 kobolds in the fort now? If we get a few more we can start a mini-camp.

Three? Who is the third?

I heard there's a secret kobold werebull around here somewhere.

Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

[Saurinae]

Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

Get me the metal and I will make you a large dagger. IF a weapon smith is open.

[Fen]

Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

Get me the metal and I will make you a large dagger. IF a weapon smith is open.

You're gonna need a lot of Francium...

[Saurinae]

How do you know what it is weak to?

[Corai]

Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

Get me the metal and I will make you a large dagger. IF a weapon smith is open.

You're gonna need a lot of Francium...

Screw it then, im gonna use REASON.

Its either me, you, or Saurinae. Your the one that brought it up......Since its not a full moon.....

The spinning Large Silver Dagger strikes Fen in the right hand, shattering the bone, tearing the muscle, tearing the fat!

Foul beast! Preying on the weak, you turn to a twisted shape once a month! Prepare to be struck down!

inb4horribledeath

[Saurinae]

*picks up a silver claymore and joins fray on Corai's side* (Ï'm screwed)

[Corai]

*picks up a silver claymore and joins fray on Corai's side* (Ï'm screwed)

silly! Thats far far to heavy and large! Use a Silver shortsword if you want a two-handed weapon.

[Saurinae]

... *pats Corai on head* silly kobold

[Fen]

Uhhhh.

a wizard told me?

U  k

This is an engraving of Fen and a wizard. The wizard and Fen are conversing. The wizard is telling Fen the secrets of Francium and were-creatures. This relates to Fen learning how to effectively hide from the world the means of killing a Francium-weak werebull.

So yeah, I'm totally no-

The spinning Large Silver Dagger strikes Fen in the right hand, shattering the bone, tearing the muscle, tearing the fat!

Fen cancels bluff: Chasing Corai with -bismuth bronze chisel-

[Corai]

... *pats Corai on head* silly kobold

Ah I get what you mean from your post now, you want a kobold and a elf inside your dwarf's room.

You punch Fen in the left foot, bruising the muscle!

Fen counterstrikes!

You dodge out of the way!

[wierd]

Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

Get me the metal and I will make you a large dagger. IF a weapon smith is open.

You're gonna need a lot of Francium...

I presume that is supposed to be *pure* francium, right?


Well, I hope the kobold has a heavy leather glove to hold it with, and a space suit, because that is only the most electropositive rare earth metal known to science.  It oxidizes faster than you can shake a stick at, and for armok's sake, keep it away from halogens!

Just dropping it in water will result in a nasty explosion!

Not only that, its also radioactive, and the heat of decay is sufficient to vaporize it.  It has a half life of 22 minutes.

Better be quick with that highly unstable dagger little kobolds!

[Saurinae]

Saurinae swings claymore at Fen's left hand
Saurinae misses!