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[Corai]

Absolutely not!

Creatures in df reproduce by spores! With corai around, a female cutebold will. Be poppin eggs before we know it, and then we'll be drowning in the things!

Marriage. Sentient creatures cannot produce spores until married. So all is good! Just keep me away, and all is good!

[Loud Whispers]

Creatures in df reproduce by spores! With corai around, a female cutebold will. Be poppin eggs before we know it, and then we'll be drowning in the things!

Not if all of the next boxes are claimed by King Snakes!

[Oliolli]

Absolutely not!

Creatures in df reproduce by spores! With corai around, a female cutebold will. Be poppin eggs before we know it, and then we'll be drowning in the things!

Marriage. Sentient creatures cannot produce spores until married. So all is good! Just keep me away, and all is good!

Sentient

There is the problem.

The real solution?

Kobold egg omelettes.

[Corai]

Absolutely not!

Creatures in df reproduce by spores! With corai around, a female cutebold will. Be poppin eggs before we know it, and then we'll be drowning in the things!

Marriage. Sentient creatures cannot produce spores until married. So all is good! Just keep me away, and all is good!

Sentient

There is the problem.

The real solution?

Kobold egg omelettes.

As far as I know, Kobolds ARE sentient, just stupid. At least if you make it [CIV_PLAYABLE]

Again, all is good!

[Loud Whispers]

You guys can't tell me that you wouldn't laugh yourselves sick after seeing the denizens of the HFS get subjected to 24hr saccharine injections, only to have them break down and beg for mercy. I know this forum too well, where we insult their demonic auras by growing strawberries down there, while sipping iced sunshine.

I just noticed this.

Now, not that I don't agree with the sentiments of this... But...

When Aussie did this....

He drove the entire species of Dwarf into extinction.

[Corai]

You guys can't tell me that you wouldn't laugh yourselves sick after seeing the denizens of the HFS get subjected to 24hr saccharine injections, only to have them break down and beg for mercy. I know this forum too well, where we insult their demonic auras by growing strawberries down there, while sipping iced sunshine.

I just noticed this.

Now, not that I don't agree with the sentiments of this... But...

When Aussie did this....

He drove the entire species of Dwarf into extinction.

He drove the entire species of Dwarf into extinction.

I LOVE THIS IDEA! PLEASE DO IT!

[Gizogin]

You guys can't tell me that you wouldn't laugh yourselves sick after seeing the denizens of the HFS get subjected to 24hr saccharine injections, only to have them break down and beg for mercy. I know this forum too well, where we insult their demonic auras by growing strawberries down there, while sipping iced sunshine.

I just noticed this.

Now, not that I don't agree with the sentiments of this... But...

When Aussie did this....

He drove the entire species of Dwarf into extinction.

It's a good thing I'm not a dwarf, then.

[wierd]

That's why we do it without completely opening the HFS!

We already know what's down there, and knowing is half the battle!

We don't need to open a full tunnel entrance...a teeny, tiny bore hole is sufficient!  Just make a teeny little hole, and start pumpin the saccharine!

Hole isn't nearly big enough for a demon to crawl through, (though fire, acid, webs, etc might get through), and we can stuff horrible, artifact grade (and thus, indestructable) evil through it, until the HFS surrenders!

[Corai]

That's why we do it without completely opening the HFS!

We already know what's down there, and knowing is half the battle!

We don't need to open a full tunnel entrance...a teeny, tiny bore hole is sufficient!  Just make a teeny little hole, and start pumpin the saccharine!

Hole isn't nearly big enough for a demon to crawl through, (though fire, acid, webs, etc might get through), and we can stuff horrible, artifact grade (and thus, indestructable) evil through it, until the HFS surrenders!

We should throw KodKod down, her evil will make the demons think there not good enough.

Spirit of Fire has been stricken by Melancholy! x129

[Saurinae]

Corai as long as you stay away from MY cutebold we are good.

Sadly, I do not think you can just drown the HFS anymore. We will find some horrible way to torment the demons.

[Splint]

Throw KodKod down with the demons? Come on, we're people! Not monsters! Pitting those poor bastards against KodKod is like fighting hippies with VX nerve gas. It's too horrible to think of even for me.

[Corai]

Corai as long as you stay away from MY cutebold we are good.

Sadly, I do not think you can just drown the HFS anymore. We will find some horrible way to torment the demons.

Oh, you are NOT telling the original fort's cutebold to back off!

You can call me a elf, since apparently California is a forest-retreat, but still.

Throw KodKod down with the demons? Come on, we're people! Not monsters! Pitting those poor bastards against KodKod is like fighting hippies with VX nerve gas. It's too horrible to think of even for me.

OOOOH? IS THE DWARF TO ELFISH TO GO THROUGH WITH IT? HMMMM? I would do it, why cant you? Thats like a kitten being braver then you!

[Saurinae]

Since they are immune to the ill effects of lava we can not cause them to feel the pain of having all their muscles and skin melted off.

[Saurinae]

I am not telling you to back off I just want her to myself.

[Corai]

Since they are immune to the ill effects of lava we can not cause them to feel the pain of having all their muscles and skin melted off.

There [NOFEAR] will not be enough to defeat KodKod!