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[WillowLuman]

HELL NO. It can only end badly. Also, we need to do science to determine whether animal men have human DNA or not. If they do, it is possible that eating them could give us prion diseases.

As for crushed glass, weird, I'd just heard vietnam anecdotes from my uncles about kids giving out coca cola with crushed glass in, then soldiers finding out about it by the ones who drank it dying.

[Cellmonk]

I don't mind eating the spongified brains of plump helmet men, or Spongebob, but crundles are below my taste.

[KodKod]

Kobolds are prone to starvation and scavenging, eking out a desperate, pitiable life. I can't imagine there'd be much meat on them, and what there is would no doubt be awfully stringy.

[nekronuke]

Corai: silence. i'm making Theif soup. what race were you again? i'm missing one...

[Corai]

HELL NO. It can only end badly. Also, we need to do science to determine whether animal men have human DNA or not. If they do, it is possible that eating them could give us prion diseases.

As for crushed glass, weird, I'd just heard vietnam anecdotes from my uncles about kids giving out coca cola with crushed glass in, then soldiers finding out about it by the ones who drank it dying.

.....FREE BEER! FREE BEER! EVERYONE NEEDS BEER! I DONT DRINK SO I WONT DRINK IT!


No Freeble, dont drink the beer.

Corai: silence. i'm making Theif soup. what race were you again? i'm missing one...

Im a..............................................................................................



Yeah, I am a.

[wierd]

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

[WillowLuman]

Well, kobolds still have marrow that could be used to make gelatin, which could be used to make hard candy (actual candy, not the blue stuff). But I'm still against it.

[nekronuke]

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

[Corai]

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

Drink this beer. Drink it now.

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

Really? I see myself as smooth.

[Eric Blank]

EATING OF SENIENTS? YES OR HELL YES?

NO.
It's more an issue with desecrating the corpses of the dead than anything, but it's elven in suggestion. Dwarves aren't supposed to desecrate corpses (outside of the act of making them a corpse...), and neither are we. Only elves and goblins desecrate corpses, even if the goblins only impale them or hang them from a saquaro. Corpse desecration is an elfy or otherwise evil thing that even we should not sink to. Entomb/incinerate the dead, or at the very least elave them to rot in peace, even if it's not cannibalism to eat capybara men/women due to the species difference.

[Corai]

EATING OF SENIENTS? YES OR HELL YES?

NO.
It's more an issue with desecrating the corpses of the dead than anything, but it's elven in suggestion. Dwarves aren't supposed to desecrate corpses (outside of the act of making them a corpse...), and neither are we. Only elves and goblins desecrate corpses, even if the goblins only impale them or hang them from a saquaro. Corpse desecration is an elfy or otherwise evil thing that even we should not sink to. Entomb/incinerate the dead, even if it's not cannibalism to eat capybara men/women due to the species difference.

I just went with the two things everyone was saying when I posted.


Me no like goblin-pie.

[WillowLuman]

I just realized; what if kobolds are actually stunted elves/gobbos (or a hybrid) that became outcasts from society, then met up and bred a degenerate race with inborn cancer of the speech center of the brain? Which is why they can't talk?

[nekronuke]

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

Drink this beer. Drink it now.

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

Really? I see myself as smooth.

oh i see, you're a kobold! wait a minute...

Nekronuke looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible.

[Broseph Stalin]

HELL NO. It can only end badly. Also, we need to do science to determine whether animal men have human DNA or not. If they do, it is possible that eating them could give us prion diseases.

As for crushed glass, weird, I'd just heard vietnam anecdotes from my uncles about kids giving out coca cola with crushed glass in, then soldiers finding out about it by the ones who drank it dying.

Well if we're dwarves prion diseases don't spread easily between species.

[Corai]

I just realized; what if kobolds are actually stunted elves/gobbos (or a hybrid) that became outcasts from society, then met up and bred a degenerate race with inborn cancer of the speech center of the brain? Which is why they can't talk?

Goblins are far to violent for us to loose that trait, so by that were probably elves.



....................MASS SUICIDE!

Except kobolds aren't named after yucky taint skin patches.

Finally! Something to use the mechanically seperatedkobold flesh for!

I've had quite a bit of "industrial waste" since implementing the kobold taxidermy policy.

Drink this beer. Drink it now.

you're awful hairy for a punctuation mark.

Really? I see myself as smooth.

oh i see, you're a kobold! wait a minute...

Nekronuke looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible.

Corai draws his Large Copper Dagger in self defense, then runs. THIEF SKILLS BRO.