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[Loud Whispers]

Then I kobold a Necro's book, raise my clones. And go on to cause a zombie-apoc, and if I fail, just repeat x3000.

You Kobolded a Necro's book?

Hmm... I do worry about what would happen should one of us stumble upon a book written by Necro910.

"The book is roughly 90 pages long, and is on fire. It has it's moments of wit. It concerns the secrets of magma, magma and more magma."

[wierd]

It also smells of burned flesh, and sulfur.

The cover shows mysterious hammer marks.

[Broseph Stalin]

Clearly I have done something to cause a mass-underestimation of me. I shall ensure to rectify this in the future.

I think it's more that being part of the forums implies that you are a complete and total psychopath and many participants have some manner of debauchery as their claim to fame. I don't really recall you personally having done anything particularly groundbreaking in the field of insanity.

[KodKod]

My achievements are not limited to Dwarf Fortress.

[Broseph Stalin]

My achievements are not limited to Dwarf Fortress.

Michael Jordan didn't get to add his career baskets to his runs.

[wierd]

Once, back in the 40d days, I used DF companion for some lulz.

For one happily married couple, I transformed the husband into a minotaur, and locked them in the same room.

For another, I transformed the wife into a dog.

I then went on a silliness spree, and transformed all the kittens into dwarch children, and the baron into an elf.

When I was done, I uncorked the eerie glowing pits, and let the tentacle demons out.

The most hilarious part? The wife of the minotaur miscarried twice, and the dwarf's bitcdh wife birthed healthy puppies that weren't his.

[Corai]

Once, back in the 40d days, I used DF companion for some lulz.

For one happily married couple, I transformed the husband into a minotaur, and locked them in the same room.

For another, I transformed the wife into a dog.

I then went on a silliness spree, and transformed all the kittens into dwarch children, and the baron into an elf.

When I was done, I uncorked the eerie glowing pits, and let the tentacle demons out.

The most hilarious part? The wife of the minotaur miscarried twice, and the dwarf's bitcdh wife birthed healthy puppies that weren't his.

"Honey, it was a mis-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STRAY!"

[KodKod]

My achievements are not limited to Dwarf Fortress.

Michael Jordan didn't get to add his career baskets to his runs.

I don't know who that is and I'm quite sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Broseph Stalin]

I don't know who that is and I'm quite sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

It was a terrible metaphor. Michael Jordan was repeatedly an awesome basketball player and briefly a terrible baseball player (at the moment he's rocking a hitler moustache and sells mens underwear) the idea was that Dorf Cred is nontransferable.

[wierd]

Not surprising, he's a former allstar american basketball player, turned ...baseball jockey... if I recall correctly.


Pimped himself out hard to advertisers over the years. First nike for their "air jordan" line, and later to hanes underwear.

Never was much into sports, but as a kid, all the other brats were all "michael jordan this!" And michael jordan that!" 

Blah. 

[KodKod]

I had assumed that since we're talking about being put in a position in which we are whisked away to a magical wonderland Dwarf Fortress that various other factors would be transferrable.

For instance: If, in a completely hypothetical scenario, I I was an 8ft tall cyborg, more machine than KodKod, possessing laser death rays and missle pods, that'd make a slight bit of difference after I get dumped in the land of Oz by the tornado.

[wierd]

You bet it would!


How would you recharge your power cells!?  Them lasers don't power themseves!

[Corai]

Im special, I got to be a kobold instead of a human!


HAHAHAHAHAHohfu

[Broseph Stalin]

I had assumed that since we're talking about being put in a position in which we are whisked away to a magical wonderland Dwarf Fortress that various other factors would be transferrable.

For instance: If, in a completely hypothetical scenario, I I was an 8ft tall cyborg, more machine than KodKod, possessing laser death rays and missle pods, that'd make a slight bit of difference after I get dumped in the land of Oz by the tornado.

I guess it depends on whether Bay12 the forum is the mountain home or just the name of the hypothetical mountain home.

[wierd]

Kobold, smobold, I'm a mad scientist!

MUAHAHAHAH!

Here little kobold.... want to try my special patented liquid tantrum?! Garanteed non-leathal! (This time...)