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[KodKod]

Kobold hatred never died-down. I've just been too busy informing search parties on how best to locate kobold caves to preach my outrage at their existence. 

[Corai]

What is this I don't even.

My stream of thought has become polluted beyond remedy but I'm fairly certain the kobold is trying to make the elves bugger cats in the caverns.

Maybe I am, maybe im not, maybe im actually a dwarf in a kobold leather dress, maybe im a elf? Oh god no! Maybe im a goblin? Or a dragon? Perhaps I am you from another universe.

Oh perhaps im a kobold that has a pet cat called tomkins that has a phobia of elves.

[WillowLuman]

I actually called us all cats!

EQUALITY?

Equality is a myth perpetrated by gnomes to convince us that they don't deserve to be covered in gnome blight an laughed at even though their bones are smaller, fewer, and hold a poorer edge than those of proper races which I do not know because cutting gnomes open an making arrows from their parts is wrong.

Equality is a fact, because all gnomes get gnomeblighted equally

[wierd]

I have 3 cats.... they are attracted to small, furry, vulnerable, timid, skulking creatures..... because they like so very mych to play with them.... to death... followed by the eating... head first. Always head first with cats.... they have a nasty habit of leaving the legs and feet uneaten.

If I see your dismembered corpse, I know what happened.

(I took the cats to strengthen my mind against the mind control beams. They have been demanding out to find a handsome tom for days now. I take delight in the refusal. Their pitiful mewlings and yowling scratchings at the doors fill me with wicked delight! I am dwarf! I release a horrendous laughter, fell and terrible! Muahahahahhaah!)

[Corai]

I have 3 cats.... they are attracted to small, furry, vulnerable, timid, skulking creatures..... because they like so very mych to play with them.... to death... followed by the eating... head first. Always head first with cats.... they have a nasty habit of leaving the legs and feet uneaten.

If I see your dismembered corpse, I know what happened.

(I took the cats to strengthen my mind against the mind control beams. They have been demanding out to find a handsome tom for days now. I take delight in the refusal. Their pitiful mewlings and yowling scratchings at the doors fill me with wicked delight! I am dwarf! I release a horrendous laughter, fell and terrible! Muahahahahhaah!)

Corai laughs, fell and terrible!


Wierd has been struck down!


Fell dwarves always succeed in there murders from my records, so have fell kobolds.

[Broseph Stalin]

I have 3 cats.... they are attracted to small, furry, vulnerable, timid, skulking creatures..... because they like so very mych to play with them.... to death... followed by the eating... head first. Always head first with cats.... they have a nasty habit of leaving the legs and feet uneaten.

If I see your dismembered corpse, I know what happened.

(I took the cats to strengthen my mind against the mind control beams. They have been demanding out to find a handsome tom for days now. I take delight in the refusal. Their pitiful mewlings and yowling scratchings at the doors fill me with wicked delight! I am dwarf! I release a horrendous laughter, fell and terrible! Muahahahahhaah!)

This is factual. If Corai is found eviscerated with his bones missing he was clearly devoured by a cat and no investigation needs to be made.

[wierd]

Weird Joykill, ghostly alchemist has returned from the grave, and is slaying the living!

The kobold Corai has been found dead!

(Ghosts ignore armor, and all forms of protection, little vermin!)

[Corai]

Weird Joykill, ghostly alchemist has returned from the grave, and is slaying the living!

The kobold Corai has been found dead!

(Ghosts ignore armor, and all forms of protection, little vermin!)

CoraiUnki, ghostly...........kobold has returned from the grave, and is confused!


.....eep? Someone bury me so I can take another kobold's body and return. I already died six times now in this thread alone.


You all know it wont get rid of me that easily, kobolds are nigh-impossible to defeat without starving them, I once had a moma-kobold that made 86 pups.

[Loud Whispers]

If everyone is equal, everyone is expendable.

That also means everyones a noble, and nobles cant be drafted, so no more fighting!

And if were all nobles, noone will work, so everyone will starve.......I DOOMED US ALL I THINK.

No nobility, no military. Everyone equal. Fights will still continue, but there won't be a label, no organization to lead the fights.
No ownership. The Fortress will be the sum of it's efforts.

Or we could just continue with the current system... Which is exactly the same but with nobles involved.

[Oliolli]

I vote we dig deeper to find the magma sea and seal off any caverns we find while doing so. We must also prepare a checkerboard above every adamantine vein before we begin to mine them out.

[KodKod]

Checkers, chess? Heavens no. I want to play Scrabble with the clowns.

[Eric Blank]

"ThatAussieGuy! Report to the Table of Nobility at once! Bring your engineering blueprints. All of them!"

[ThatAussieGuy]

"ThatAussieGuy! Report to the Table of Nobility at once! Bring your engineering blueprints. All of them!"

Give me time with the minecarts when they're released and I'll go rollercoaster tycoon on them.

[wierd]

Checkers, chess? Heavens no. I want to play Scrabble with the clowns.

They always cheat, with words like "phlag'n."

[Talvieno]

I vote we dig deeper to find the magma sea and seal off any caverns we find while doing so. We must also prepare a checkerboard above every adamantine vein before we begin to mine them out.

I kind of agree with this. Eric Blank, however, requested a noble's room with a balcony overlooking the cavern - but I think he can afford to wait a bit - you know, until we have a dwarven military. No sense going out there ourselves, right?

Checkerboards are a must. There can be no Fun while our lives are at stake. At least we have ThatAussieGuy with us.


KodKod, I'll send you in there alone to play scrabble with them, if you'd like. Just trying to cater to your wishes.