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[Broseph Stalin]

I happen to speak english fluently! And cat!


What did you say tomkins? OH GOD YOU DIRTY CAT, NO BROSPETH WOULD NOT LIKE THAT NO, NO. LALALALA DIDNT HEAR THAT! NO HE WOULDNT! HES A DWARF NOT A CAT! LALALALA!

This is unacceptable! The Kobold cannot be allowed to consort with the cats and by naming them cause the butcher to weep and abjure when the time to harvest their delicious organ meats! For our safety the Kobold must be put into the cages with the naked elves.

[Corai]

I happen to speak english fluently! And cat!


What did you say tomkins? OH GOD YOU DIRTY CAT, NO BROSPETH WOULD NOT LIKE THAT NO, NO. LALALALA DIDNT HEAR THAT! NO HE WOULDNT! HES A DWARF NOT A CAT! LALALALA!

This is unacceptable! The Kobold cannot be allowed to consort with the cats and by naming them cause the butcher to weep and abjure when the time to harvest their delicious organ meats! For our safety the Kobold must be put into the cages with the naked elves.

..........I call everything tomkins tomkins.......

[Talvieno]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

and I think cages full of nude elf women qualifies as "comfortable".

.........THOSE THINGS ARE THREE TIMES BIGGER THEN ME. And I dont mean overall either!



So im very worried 24/7, more then usual.

[Totally hellbound now.]

Don't worry little vermin, the spindly twig-like elf hussies are well know for "loving all living things".  The worst you have to worry about is that they might kill you with their love!

(That and the stumprot.)

This is a engraving of Corai's kobold camp and elves, the elves are massacring the kobolds, the kobolds are fleeing, this relates to the slaughter of kobolds in the year 2012


They love us plenty >.>

Well, that's not much of a happy ending. I'm sure the elves were displeased.

Edit:

I happen to speak english fluently! And cat!


What did you say tomkins? OH GOD YOU DIRTY CAT, NO BROSPETH WOULD NOT LIKE THAT NO, NO. LALALALA DIDNT HEAR THAT! NO HE WOULDNT! HES A DWARF NOT A CAT! LALALALA!

This is unacceptable! The Kobold cannot be allowed to consort with the cats and by naming them cause the butcher to weep and abjure when the time to harvest their delicious organ meats! For our safety the Kobold must be put into the cages with the naked elves.

Again, I lol'd.

[wierd]

The elves found a wooden spoon in the kolbold's larder.

Does it every time.

[Corai]

The elves found a wooden spoon in the kolbold's larder.

Does it every time.

I SWEAR IT WAS PLANTED!

[WillowLuman]

BTW, if I, while crafting, happen to make any images of kittens, restrain or imprison me somehow at once.

[Broseph Stalin]

..........I call everything tomkins tomkins.......

The kobold Corai calls cats tomkins because Corai calls everything tomkins and Cats are things. Cats have bones inside of them which are also things and therefore must also be called tomkins by Corai. Dwarves have bones which are things and therefore called tomkins and by having bones the dwarves themselves are things and as such must be called tomkins as well. Elves have bones (though of a much poorer quality) which are things and must then be called tomkins and by having bones must themselves ALSO be things causing elves to also be called tomkins. Kobolds are filled with bones which are things called tomkins and therefore things themselves so Kobolds are in fact tomkins. 

Ipso Facto Corai just confessed to being an elf and has accused us all of the same crime. 

[Corai]

..........I call everything tomkins tomkins.......

The kobold Corai calls cats tomkins because Corai calls everything tomkins and Cats are things. Cats have bones inside of them which are also things and therefore must also be called tomkins by Corai. Dwarves have bones which are things and therefore called tomkins and by having bones the dwarves themselves are things and as such must be called tomkins as well. Elves have bones (though of a much poorer quality) which are things and must then be called tomkins and by having bones must themselves ALSO be things causing elves to also be called tomkins. Kobolds are filled with bones which are things called tomkins and therefore things themselves so Kobolds are in fact tomkins. 

Ipso Facto Corai just confessed to being an elf and has accused us all of the same crime.

I actually called us all cats!

EQUALITY?

[Loud Whispers]

If everyone is equal, everyone is expendable.

[Talvieno]

BTW, if I, while crafting, happen to make any images of kittens, restrain or imprison me somehow at once.

It shall be done. It's the first sign that they're beginning to take hold of your mind for their own dark purposes.

..........I call everything tomkins tomkins.......

The kobold Corai calls cats tomkins because Corai calls everything tomkins and Cats are things. Cats have bones inside of them which are also things and therefore must also be called tomkins by Corai. Dwarves have bones which are things and therefore called tomkins and by having bones the dwarves themselves are things and as such must be called tomkins as well. Elves have bones (though of a much poorer quality) which are things and must then be called tomkins and by having bones must themselves ALSO be things causing elves to also be called tomkins. Kobolds are filled with bones which are things called tomkins and therefore things themselves so Kobolds are in fact tomkins. 

Ipso Facto Corai just confessed to being an elf and has accused us all of the same crime. 

He also just called us his deities. I think we can let it slide this once...

If everyone is equal, everyone is expendable.

I prefer to consider everyone invaluable.

[Corai]

If everyone is equal, everyone is expendable.

That also means everyones a noble, and nobles cant be drafted, so no more fighting!

And if were all nobles, noone will work, so everyone will starve.......I DOOMED US ALL I THINK.

[Broseph Stalin]

I actually called us all cats!

EQUALITY?

Equality is a myth perpetrated by gnomes to convince us that they don't deserve to be covered in gnome blight an laughed at even though their bones are smaller, fewer, and hold a poorer edge than those of proper races which I do not know because cutting gnomes open an making arrows from their parts is wrong.

[KodKod]

What is this I don't even.

[Corai]

What is this I don't even.

I believe I have re-sparked kobold-hatred with my existance.


I FEEL SUCCESSFUL NOW!

[Broseph Stalin]

What is this I don't even.

My stream of thought has become polluted beyond remedy but I'm fairly certain the kobold is trying to make the elves bugger cats in the caverns.