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[Naryar]

Sorry, too busy keeping the gobbos at bay 2 against 55.

OH WAIT THEY ARE CHARGING *retreats behind line of traps*

Preposterous.
If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.

Yet you do not drink booze, and appear to not be suffering from booze deprivation slowdown syndrome. Care to explain this ?

Also, being a member of HFS doesn't mean you own hell.

And another thing - where would you find children's tears in hell ?

[wierd]

Believe it! She's got me working quadrupal duty making ashes, making lye, and making Unicorn_Soap, on top of my glass maker workload!

She only allows the ultra cute and unholy good to be made into toiletry products!

Sadly, she thinks forgotten beasts and kobolds are "ultra cute"...

I feel sorry for the poor fools supplying me with $spoilers!$ and $spoilers!$ fat..... when I find out how that closet ratted me out, rest assured it will pay dearly!

[Broseph Stalin]

Our leader would by default be the greatest warrior. Since we would immediately begin assassination attempts either because we wanted to be leader or because we couldn't fulfill a mandate and didn't want to get face hammered we would go through leaders until someone who was insanely difficult to kill.

[Naryar]

Our leader would by default be the greatest warrior. Since we would immediately begin assassination attempts either because we wanted to be leader or because we couldn't fulfill a mandate and didn't want to get face hammered we would go through leaders until someone who was insanely difficult to kill.

Hence proving furthermore my Kodkod demon theory...

[Broseph Stalin]

Hence proving furthermore my Kodkod demon theory...

We must throw her into magma to prove her worth. If she complains about being burned to death she is an abomination, if she admires the trade depot she is a dwarf.

[Naryar]

Hence proving furthermore my Kodkod demon theory...

We must throw her into magma to prove her worth. If she complains about being burned to death she is an abomination, if she admires the trade depot she is a dwarf.

But demons are immune to magma !

Let's throw her into magma regardless. MUAHAHAHAHA

[KodKod]

Yet you do not drink booze, and appear to not be suffering from booze deprivation slowdown syndrome. Care to explain this ?

That one is easy, I add enormous quantities of rum to everything I drink, no matter the time of day.
"Fond of despair and alcoholism."
 

And another thing - where would you find children's tears in hell ?

I couldn't, ipso facto I'm not a clown.

On a completely unrelated note I intend to have a GDS fill the Hammerer's position. Nothing says "You dun goofed" like deadly neurotoxin.

[wierd]

No silly. She will admire a fine lever, and a completely sublime bridge.

She will then complain about there not being enough chairs, and about her clothes burning off. Not one mention of the !!dwarf fat!! Though.

[Archereon]

=(

I'm too thin, beardless, and sober to be a Dorf...

Meaning in DF, I'd probably be a damn elf...

I'd make it my life's goal to be 1/15th as awesome as Cacamane though, so can I be in the fort?

[Naryar]

Yet you do not drink booze, and appear to not be suffering from booze deprivation slowdown syndrome. Care to explain this ?

That one is easy, I add enormous quantities of rum to everything I drink, no matter the time of day.

You are contradicting yourself, you said you drink only tears.

And dwarven tears are not rich enough in alcohol. Arguably plump helmet tears could but PHM don't cry !

On a completely unrelated note I intend to have a GDS fill the Hammerer's position. Nothing says "You dun goofed" like deadly neurotoxin.

I supposed you would have used jabberers, mostly for the pun with hammerer and the enjoyement of saying "You got jabberer'd" instead of the classic hammered line when a hammerer jabberer plucks a poor dwarf with it's beak and cuts it into two.

[wierd]

(Don't feel too bad. I'm a total lightweight myself. My native american heritage on dad's side makes me very vulnerable to alcohol. I can get plastered on 2 US winecoolers, but amusingly love the taste of hard liquors. Mmmm.. crown.... but it is of the devil.)

[Eric Blank]

Feel not shame! I have no taste for alcoholic beverages whatsoever, (they all taste like vomit in a bottle to me...) yet I am no elf with my beard, sadism, and love of stone! As long as you too can perform great acts of stupid dorf tricksarchitectural and mechanical 'wonders' and merciless slaughtering of non-sentient creatures (like goblins and elves), you can prove your dwarfhood, and even become a hero among dwarves!

Also, there's a steam group and DF multiplayer game set up, if anyone is interested in doing a community-wide fortress. We'd just have to get whoever it is that's hosting the server to use runesmith to change our attributes to fit our persons.

[GenJeFT]

Oh god... I'm a migrant... I'm going to be sacrificed to a lava pit...

[Talvieno]

I'm nowhere near to the same girth as a dwarf, but I, like the venerable Eric Blank, also have beard, sadism and love of stone. Also a love of blowing things to bits, and setting things on fire, but that's (slightly) different. I'm dwarfy, I think. Anyway... eh, let me sum it up:

Everything he said

This.

I'd be interested in doing a community-wide fortress. All forumites at once? Sounds dwarfy to me. We're doing another one kinda similar to this already, though - the "Ultimate Fortress" thread.

[Sus]

'Sus' Dogpulley

Adequate Butcher
Competent Mechanic
Skilled Animal Trainer
Novice Alchemist
Adequate Organizer
Expert Comedian

Likes dogs for their loyalty, wolves for their cunning, green glass, jet and mechanisms.