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[Naryar]

Naryar has become a Speardwarf.

Military skills - Adequate speardwarf, novice dodger, adequate armor user, competent fighter, novice wrestler, novice striker, novice observer.

Equipment : -iron mail shirt-, +iron spear+, iron high boot, -iron high boot-, *iron gauntlet*, -iron gauntlet-, +iron helm+

Naryar goes stand at the main entry, vigilant as ever.

[wierd]

Flips through clipboard.

"Eldritch horrors of extradimensional and cosmic nature, down the hall, passed the dining room, down 200 flights of stairs, through the adamantine spire, and into the glowing pit. Don't call us, we'll call you."

[Talvieno]

Sounds like KodKod got ahold of Saltmummy. lol   

And I'll take one of those drinks, Garath. Might as well after a long day.

On a semi-related note, I need an avatar, and according to certain people the one I had up yesterday/last night didn't fit me at all... Therefore I have no idea what to get. Would anyone helpful be willing to post/PM me ideas? I'd post this in general discussion, but I never go there, and nobody knows me. Here, though, I have a little bit of a history.

A Vile Force of Darkness has Arrived!

My friends!!! *rushes out to meet them* Hey, guys! How ya doin, what's happ --  <impaled by spear>


As to military skills, I'd probably have... some in swordfighting and spear, very high in dodging, moderate in throwing, moderate-high in wrestling, and a bit in striking and kicking, too. As to armor, I've got nothing.

How do I keep getting ninja'd?

[KodKod]

Sounds like KodKod got ahold of Saltmummy. lol

What am I, the Scorpion Queen now?

[Talvieno]

Sounds like KodKod got ahold of Saltmummy. lol

What am I, the Scorpion Queen now?

Sort of:

KodKod, Scorpion Pit Overseer

Self-appointed, but still cool.

[wierd]

Let's put it another way:

Who would you rather have in charge of the giant scorpion pit?

Somebody *told* to do it, or somebody that *loves* to do it?

I rest my case.

[Coco146]

Coco146 has climbed to the top of a cliff

Coco146 has jumped to his death

[FortKiller]

Cut down all the trees.
Mine all the candy.
Kill the human diplomat.
Attract necromancers.
Run.

[Loud Whispers]

The Ghostly Dwarf Necromancer Mayor gestures!
The Coco146 corpse LIIIIIIIVVES

[KodKod]

Let's put it another way:
Who would you rather have in charge of the giant scorpion pit?
Somebody *told* to do it, or somebody that *loves* to do it?
I rest my case.

They're like my little stabby children.

[Forumite]

Novice Farmer
Adept Cook
Skilled Marksdwarf (very rusty)
Competent Mechanic
Adequate Record Keeper

Forumite has been quite content lately.
He is almost never sick and agile.
Forumite likes wood, beds, cabinets, jade and admires cats for their aloofness, and ants for their industriousness. When possible he prefer to consume mead and cave wheat biscuits. He absolutely detests spiders.

Forumite has become a Crossbowdwarf
Forumite grabs a ≡featherwood crossbow≡
Forumite grabs a Troll Fur Quiver
Forumite grabs a Silver Bolt[25]
Forumite grabs a ☼Alder Bolt[25]☼
Forumite grabs a *Pig Tail Cloak*
Forumite grabs a ☼Pig Tail Cloak☼
Forumite grabs a Giant Cave Spider Left Sock*
Forumite grabs a -Dog Leather Trousers-
Forumite grabs a ≡Troll Fur Cloak≡
Forumite grabs a *Pig Tail Cloak*
Forumite grabs a *Pig Tail Cloak*

[Talvieno]

Let's put it another way:

Who would you rather have in charge of the giant scorpion pit?

Somebody *told* to do it, or somebody that *loves* to do it?

I rest my case.

Hmm, good point. I'd totally rather have someone just told to do it. Someone who loves to do it would be a lot more likely to set them on me in my sleep.

[Coco146]

I LIVE AGAIN
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[mdqp]

I would probably end up being the fifth fisherdwarf migrant our overseer wouldn't need, and get assigned to hauling, or to be cannon fodder during the next siege, if I am lucky.

[Mapleguy555]

since i'm new, i would have to line up properly in the chain of command.

Sign me up as a SPEARDWARF.

Naryar has become a Speardwarf.

Military skills - Adequate speardwarf, novice dodger, adequate armor user, competent fighter, novice wrestler, novice striker, novice observer.

Equipment : -iron mail shirt-, +iron spear+, iron high boot, -iron high boot-, *iron gauntlet*, -iron gauntlet-, +iron helm+

Naryar goes stand at the main entry, vigilant as ever.

I hire you guys.

Urist McMaple has changed AleandSteel's rank to "Spartan Rusher".
Urist McMaple has changed Naryar's rank to "Spartan Rusher".
"Now! Go forth and rush that vile force of sunshine and rainbows."