I like all the creative misspellings of my nick that I keep running into...
Actually, I just thought of something else that's really dwarfy...
One of the game series that I play when I'm not playing DF are the games from
Gust Corporation. They have very alchemy/crafting heavy games, and their flagship series, the Atelier series, is all about playing as an alchemist who has to solve their problems by collecting rare forms of shrub or something and combining them into explosives and medicines and weapons.
They always have absolutely bizarre item combinations, however, and one thing that I was reminded of was Atelier Iris (1)'s "Eattle Brand" (portmanteau of "eat" and "battle"), made by the baker who decided that she should help the main character out by baking weapons-grade bread. This included the likes of "bread pants" and "cake armor".
They'd go well on a dwarf trying to defend the artifact kitten skull floodgates from invading titans.
There's also Atelier Rorona, whose main character, Rorona, loved baking increasingly bizarre and useless pies with alchemy, including a "living pie" (which attacked her for trying to eat it), "meteor pie" (made from a magic item that causes shooting stars to fall, and which causes pies to fall from the sky), "elixir pie" (a pie made of sacred medicine - it's actually good for you, but it tastes like medicine so nobody wants to eat it), and "gold pie" (it's filling is solid gold).