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Author Topic: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....  (Read 6197 times)

Broseph Stalin

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2012, 06:02:35 pm »

Sponge men unlike giant sponges have parts that you can hack off. Give your doodze some edge weapons and have them mob the sponge men.

Corai

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2012, 06:03:08 pm »

Sponge men unlike giant sponges have parts that you can hack off. Give your doodze some edge weapons and have them mob the sponge men.


Im using Kobolds, no weapons.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2012, 06:05:12 pm »

Kobolds have teeth.  Go at it!

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2012, 06:05:45 pm »

There will be yearly sacrifices of the Head Kobold as well, if I can make a menacing spike that is.

Hurling themselves off cliffs like lemmings would be preferable, but I suppose that will have to do.
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2012, 06:05:58 pm »


Im using Kobolds, no weapons.
You're playing Kobold Camp right? You should be able to make bone weapons at the scrimshaw workshop.

Corai

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2012, 06:07:50 pm »


Im using Kobolds, no weapons.
You're playing Kobold Camp right? You should be able to make bone weapons at the scrimshaw workshop.

Yaks have enough bones for three soldiers, right?
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2012, 06:11:03 pm »



Yaks have enough bones for three soldiers, right?
I can't remember if they use entire stacks but if they don't you'll have more than enough.

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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2012, 06:24:56 pm »

i tried making armor out of bones, needed 3 pieces for greaves, had 8 but in 2 stacks

drain the river! make pumps and funnel it off the map
make sure to have butcheries and food stockpiles at the ready

i would dam the river with floodgates for later use and possible trap ;)
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2012, 06:29:29 pm »

i tried making armor out of bones, needed 3 pieces for greaves, had 8 but in 2 stacks

drain the river! make pumps and funnel it off the map
make sure to have butcheries and food stockpiles at the ready

i would dam the river with floodgates for later use and possible trap ;)


Again, Kobolds, they dont know where pups come from.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2012, 06:43:30 pm »

Your shrine so far KodKod.



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Your underground, with your prisoners in the wood-walled in room.

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Main structure.

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The future sacrifice area. :P
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2012, 06:46:57 pm »

I have to say this is probably the first time anyone has ever built a shrine to me. I am pleased.

There is something rather pleasant about knowing that many kobolds are breaking their backs labouring over a construction in your honour, knowing full well that it will lead to their own deaths.

Way to go little guys.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2012, 06:48:22 pm »

I have to say this is probably the first time anyone has ever built a shrine to me. I am pleased.

There is something rather pleasant about knowing that many kobolds are breaking their backs labouring over a construction in your honour, knowing full well that it will lead to their own deaths.

Way to go little guys.

Now if they learn that dumping the food for prisoners in the hole to the cell means that your suppost to dump the food for prisoners in the hole to the cell.


Edit: OH THATS ADOREABLE! TWO PRISONERS MARRIED EACHOGTHER WHILE IN THE CELL! DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2012, 06:55:18 pm »

Whelp, one of them must be the first sacrifice. Sure you don't want prisoners running around being happy? What will all the other kobolds think?

They might get it into their heads that going to jail will get them a sweet kobold mate, and then what do you end up with? A society of lawless kobolds, that's what.

Examples must be made in order to keep the peace.
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2012, 06:58:40 pm »

Whelp, one of them must be the first sacrifice. Sure you don't want prisoners running around being happy? What will all the other kobolds think?

They might get it into their heads that going to jail will get them a sweet kobold mate, and then what do you end up with? A society of lawless kobolds, that's what.

Examples must be made in order to keep the peace.

Yes my lord. What do you want? Death by flood, spike, or starvation?
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Re: OH.MY.GOD.IF SPONGES WERE BAD FOR DWARVES....
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2012, 07:03:15 pm »

Well since we have no cake to give them... spike.
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