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[PyroDesu]

((Good poem, PW. Here's a limerick:
Prisoners more often than not,
The corps leaves many to rot,
But in fulfilling their post
They receive not the most,
But a chance to return, for their job))

Advance into the building, carefully stepping over the wire.

[sambojin]

(( I can only bump the thread, so it's not too hard to find in the New Year with this:

There once was a man from Nantucket........

(feel free to help me compose this festive limerick)
))

[Prosperus]

(( who took a crap in a rusty bucket.))

[Harry Baldman]

((I think the line "Who decided to go 'ah, fuck it'" fits better.))

[IronyOwl]

((There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose helmet looked much like a bucket,
He panicked and fled,
Was shot in the head,
So his teammates just shrugged and said "Fuck it."

There once was a man from Versailles,
And with a murderous gleam in his eye,
His amp went to hell,
Burned him to a shell,
And made his surviving friends cry.))

[Tavik Toth]

((Let's hope there is a place named after versillies. I think that's its spelling. Why am I getting a mental image of amps in world war one or two?))

[Prosperus]

((There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who put chocolate in a bucket.
He stuck in his dick.
He called his chick.
And then he told her to suck it.))

[Harry Baldman]

((There once was a man from old China-9
Whose fortune was grim due to lack of spine.
His luck turned around
When in a river he found
A golden filling and two pounds of metal.

I'm terrible at poetry, by the way.

I swim in a tank
And lament my lack of balls.
Blush - bad idea.))

[sambojin]

"There once was a man from Nantuckett,
Who said to his girl to just pluck it,
But not with those words,
'Twas not about birds,
But she said she wouldn't do it anyway."

[Prosperus]

((There once was a man named Nate.
He took his sister out on a date.
They watched NASCAR, drank beer.
They shot themselves some deer.
And that evening they both got laid.))

[piecewise]

There once was a man without much time
Far too little to think up a rhyme

but he wanted to wish you
a merry christmou

And hint that he is still working

...on something.

(I'll be back with a real post on probably the 28th  once I'm not posting on dialup on a Mac.)

[Toaster]

A mac?  You must really be in the middle of nowhere!

[Spinal_Taper]

A mac?  You must really be in the middle of nowhere!

((San Francisco, maybe.))

[Corsair]

I've Heard about this RTD and am interested in joining are any spots available?

[SeriousConcentrate]

(There's unlimited spots for play, but this current mission is full. You can go ahead and make a character in the On-Ship thread, and PW generally puts new people onto the next mission. Also, welcome to the boards, Corsair. ^^^)