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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3972505 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11070 on: December 22, 2012, 01:39:07 am »

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"Well come on, we're not here to hurt you," Faith called into the structure. "Open up or we'll bash the door down. Or wall."

She then turned to her teammates.

"Feel free to knock it down if they don't answer. Just make sure you do it in a way that won't hurt anybody hiding in there."

Attempt to reason with crashing noises.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11071 on: December 22, 2012, 01:44:51 am »

Watch the windows for movement with the motion sensor and alert the team if I see anything.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11072 on: December 22, 2012, 02:18:26 am »

Strange times are upon us, As I'm sure you've seen,

and the ground has been dusted with ash.

And while you sit down there, snug in your tombs,

I've found something odd in my memory cache.

A thought most intriguing, though I don't think it's my own,

something kicked up from the darkness,

in this great brainpan your predecessor's call home. 

It is these lines, regarding what I can't tell,

But it seems directed at all you down there,

So warm and safe in your plague-ridden hell.

"May these days be easy,

and all pain dulled,

may your questions be answered,

And your enemies culled.

Your time may be short,

And death never far,

But may it be happy,

Where ever you are."

Thats their message to you,

Make of it what you will.

Just don't let their sentimentality

Erode your capacity to kill.

And If you think I've gone soft, you have no need to fear.

Enjoy your holidays, dear transient friends,

I'll kill you in the new year.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 02:22:04 am by piecewise »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11073 on: December 22, 2012, 02:50:50 am »

((Aw, Merry Christmas to you too, Steve. :))))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11074 on: December 22, 2012, 02:54:22 am »

(Steve's Christmas present this year was that all the idiots who believed in the whole Mayan end of the world deal were wrong and he still has lots of time left to screw with us. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11075 on: December 22, 2012, 02:56:34 am »

(That was beautiful ;-;)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11076 on: December 22, 2012, 03:25:35 am »

Check the whole street, peek inside every house (with normal and heat vision).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11077 on: December 22, 2012, 03:44:30 am »

((Heh. Not even the end of the world can stop the HRMC.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11078 on: December 22, 2012, 03:50:46 am »

Stacy, Team C Physimancer, In The Dead Scientist House...

"Well, better get back to work."

Follow Miyamoto from a respectable distance. Keep an eye out for any more unburnt buildings.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11079 on: December 22, 2012, 05:08:19 am »

Name:Flint/Deeper Scum - Team C - C block, not with the leader

"Be there in a jiffy boss. Just gonna do a quick search 'round here first."

Do a quick search of the buildings on the street I'm in for anything unburnt. If nothing is found, follow the leader.

((Aaah... Confusion and beautiful poems. The best gifts one can have.))

((Hey, this could be explained as a message from one of the brains of the members of the previous HMRC teams. Maybe it's the same man May's pet lizard-abomination came from.))
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 05:24:07 am by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11080 on: December 22, 2012, 07:57:25 am »

((Nice poem.))

[Team B Leader=Milno]

"Well, I'm moving to the hotspot. Not wasting any time." Milno said before preparing to take flight.

Fly to a point near the window and peek inside carefully, blaring again: "We were sent to rescue you and any crimes you committed during the quarantine will receive clemency from the higher-ups. If you keep firing at us, we will retaliate. At least try talking before firing, you won't like us shooting at you."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11081 on: December 22, 2012, 10:06:21 am »

((Lars is filled with holy delight.))


((You know, at the poem.  Not Milno's ass.))


Keep on guard.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11082 on: December 22, 2012, 11:56:29 am »

"Our shooter is, or, uh, was in the window. He's likely trying to move. Guys, uh, I think we should move up too with Milno."
Head up a little, find cover there. Continue giving scans. Are there more of them?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11083 on: December 22, 2012, 03:33:13 pm »

(( A beautiful poem and a lovely, Fun-promising punchline. These are great times indeed. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11084 on: December 22, 2012, 04:22:24 pm »

Team D - Lukas

knock down door with prison door if no one answers.
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