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[mesor]

Back away rapidly.

"Can I help you with something Timmy?"

[Taricus]

((OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU SUMMONED HIM, YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIM TOO!))

[Radio Controlled]

((OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU SUMMONED HIM, YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIM TOO!))

((Then I'm afraid you'll have to make him face it, somehow.

Also, we're much farther into the future than I thought. I guessed we were in the 2500-3000 ish. Oh well, doesn't really matter anyway.))

'Hey Leon, you should go talk to him, he'll probably listen to you. The rest of you, i suggest you start fanning out.'

[Radio Controlled]

((Hey people, I just noticed that Einsteinian Roulette isn't in the Hall of Legends anymore.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=89305.0

I think we should try to remedy that.))

[piecewise]

Back away rapidly.

"Can I help you with something Timmy?"

You try to take a step back but Timmy raises a hand and you jerk forward, feet grinding against the ground as you're pulled in toward him.

((Hey people, I just noticed that Einsteinian Roulette isn't in the Hall of Legends anymore.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=89305.0

I think we should try to remedy that.))

We used to be? Huh. I could have sworn that lovecraft/df story of mine and the "On the origin of Dwarves" (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/On_the_origins_of_dwarves) post I wrote up used to be on there too.

[mesor]

Wait patiently.

"What do you want of me timmy?"

(( I'm not holding my pack at the moment am I since it was on my head and that was merged with my body and I forgot to pick it up? ))

[Yoink]

((The pack is inside of you, obviously.

Also, PW, have my backstories so far stuck to the history? That's something I try to make sure of when I'm writing them.))

[mesor]

(( It better not be lol, it's bad enough I can't get to the gun in the pack, even worse if it's inside me, what if I fart and lasers come flying out? I might hurt somebody. ))

[kisame12794]

((..... That's not gonna happen.))

[Orb]

(( It better not be lol, it's bad enough I can't get to the gun in the pack, even worse if it's inside me, what if I fart and lasers come flying out? I might hurt somebody. ))

((I believe you have bigger issues at the moment.  ))

[mesor]

(( Bigger then farting lasers and having god knows what stuck inside me? I see your point I can worry about that once Timmy is not trying to do god knows what to me. ))

[Pancaek]

You squint at the ball of fire that is timmy. Well, he's bright and shiny and probably not safe to rub your genitals on.

((how informative))

Subtly move into cover FAR away

[Zako]

"Nice knowing you Leon. Take cover everyone!"

Book it for cover and hide! Don't hide near the controls for the tram.

[IronyOwl]

You squint at the ball of fire that is timmy. Well, he's bright and shiny and probably not safe to rub your genitals on.

((how informative))

((On this ship that may be more informative than you think.))

[piecewise]

Wait patiently.

"What do you want of me timmy?"

(( I'm not holding my pack at the moment am I since it was on my head and that was merged with my body and I forgot to pick it up? ))

(pack is on your neck.)
You grind your way to timmy who promptly catches you by the throat and lifts you into the air. You can hear your stony flesh cracking under his fingers.

You squint at the ball of fire that is timmy. Well, he's bright and shiny and probably not safe to rub your genitals on.

((how informative))

Subtly move into cover FAR away

You run to the control booth that Wolfe was occupying and hide behind his chair.

"Nice knowing you Leon. Take cover everyone!"

Book it for cover and hide! Don't hide near the controls for the tram.

You turn the corner and flatten yourself against the wall, muttering death curses at Leon.

You squint at the ball of fire that is timmy. Well, he's bright and shiny and probably not safe to rub your genitals on.

((how informative))

((On this ship that may be more informative than you think.))

Lady speaks the truth.