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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3989601 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7440 on: September 14, 2012, 12:53:06 pm »

((MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!))

(...You guys need to GTFO like right now before more of you get permakilled. O.o Camera's broke anyway...)
((Yeah, no kidding.))


"GAGH! Damn it, Charro's body was pulverized, my leg is broken and Maurice is more injured than before. We need help, and we need to get the hell out of here."

Begin crawling towards the tower.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7441 on: September 14, 2012, 12:54:32 pm »

((Ohhh. ...Sorry.))
. . .
Let us get back now, shall we?..
Maurice chuckled dryly.
Give the working upper limb to Faith and drag her back towards the first Citadel we encountered. (( So, once again: which arm is damaged? :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7442 on: September 14, 2012, 12:56:22 pm »

(...You guys need to GTFO like right now before more of you get permakilled. O.o Camera's broke anyway...)
((Accepted.))

"Sigh. Camera is busted, our team is being broken in pieces, let's get back to the Fall already before all of us die."

Move back to the rest of the team, out of the Wyrm's path, and start dragging them to the Fall. Quickly.

"After the first time it passed, I told you to stay out of the Wyrm's way. Why you guys were still there is beyond me."

"Try to stay out of the path."
((:P))
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 03:07:49 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7443 on: September 14, 2012, 12:59:55 pm »

"Charro, for one."
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7444 on: September 14, 2012, 02:16:41 pm »

((Do we even have enough good people to help the invalids now?

And yeah, it's time to GTFO (actually, that was a few turns ago...), numbskulls.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7445 on: September 14, 2012, 02:23:20 pm »

((Well, current roster now looks like so:

Feyri - Stasis
Mason - Stasis
Thomas - Stasis
Charro - Sand

Maurice - Hobbling
Chin - Hobbling
Faith - Broken Leg
Simus - A Torso

Travis - Healthy
May - Healthy
Milno - Healthy


So no, we don't have one healthy person for every wounded person. We do have more healthy people than people who can't walk under their own power, though.))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7446 on: September 14, 2012, 02:39:20 pm »

"Uh....yah. Got another lighteater puddle here in the perimeter buildings. It's reacting to the sound like the last one. I suggest the Away Team either disable the sound or get back here quick, because I believe we'll have a problem soon.

...and Simus, it's not particularly safe out here either. Carrying you will slow me down. I can, but I would prefer not too. Think you can wait for the away team?"



Travis tosses an empty container into the black liquid, making sure to keep his distance. He observes the results. He then grabs the random assortment of artifacts, storing them the best he can, and checks a few other nearby buildings
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 02:41:31 pm by Orb »
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[Will:1] You scream. You scream like a little girl in pigtails and a tutu, flailing ineffectually like a starfish on meth.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7447 on: September 14, 2012, 02:56:49 pm »

It's not particularly safe anywhere here, and I have the feeling that the Away Team is in the most unsafe location of them all, since they're either at or near the center of the area. They may have their own problems to haul back, and besides, right now, I am a torso with arms and shrapnel for legs, and multiple other injuries besides. It would be a very bad idea for me to be separated for any real duration. However, if I absolutely must, then sure, I'll wait. Gods, I hate being useless.

And if you've got another liquid lighteater thing down there, I suggest you don't do anything to it, at all. Think about what happened to the last person who did, and how far we are from the exit, I don't think you'd last that long.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 03:30:39 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7448 on: September 14, 2012, 07:21:18 pm »

Hmm I'm not sure if I should do the turn since May, one of the few unbroken people, is still missing. Hmm. I'll give her a bit to do something and if not I'll assume she was just busy thinking of Thomas's penis or something and didn't realize everyone was dying.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7449 on: September 14, 2012, 07:23:41 pm »

Hmm I'm not sure if I should do the turn since May, one of the few unbroken people, is still missing. Hmm. I'll give her a bit to do something and if not I'll assume she was just busy thinking of Thomas's penis or something and didn't realize everyone was dying.
((Sounds reasonable and in-character for May. :P))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7451 on: September 14, 2012, 09:17:42 pm »

((MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!))

(...You guys need to GTFO like right now before more of you get permakilled. O.o Camera's broke anyway...)
((Yeah, no kidding.))


"GAGH! Damn it, Charro's body was pulverized, my leg is broken and Maurice is more injured than before. We need help, and we need to get the hell out of here."

Begin crawling towards the tower.
[str:4-1]
[int:6]

You start dragging yourself wildly toward where you think the tower is, your hands slipping helplessly on the stone. You're lost in the dark and you have no idea how far you've gotten, but at least you don't hear the Wyrm coming for you.

((Ohhh. ...Sorry.))
. . .
Let us get back now, shall we?..
Maurice chuckled dryly.
Give the working upper limb to Faith and drag her back towards the first Citadel we encountered. (( So, once again: which arm is damaged? :P ))
(the one that wasn't severed at the forearm before. So You're kinda screwed, son)

You look around. Oh wait, it's completely dark and you have no goddamn idea where faith could have landed. Hmm. You're not even 100% on where you are.
[int:1]

You wander around in the dark, completely lost and only making yourself more lost in your panic.

(...You guys need to GTFO like right now before more of you get permakilled. O.o Camera's broke anyway...)
((Accepted.))

"Sigh. Camera is busted, our team is being broken in pieces, let's get back to the Fall already before all of us die."

Move back to the rest of the team, out of the Wyrm's path, and start dragging them to the Fall. Quickly.

"After the first time it passed, I told you to stay out of the Wyrm's way. Why you guys were still there is beyond me."

"Try to stay out of the path."
((:P))
[int:5]
You remember the way back, even in the dark, but you're not sure where Faith and Maurice are in the dark, They're all talking over the radio so it's completely silent around you. Well not completely silent...the Wyrm as started to turn around again.

"Uh....yah. Got another lighteater puddle here in the perimeter buildings. It's reacting to the sound like the last one. I suggest the Away Team either disable the sound or get back here quick, because I believe we'll have a problem soon.

...and Simus, it's not particularly safe out here either. Carrying you will slow me down. I can, but I would prefer not too. Think you can wait for the away team?"



Travis tosses an empty container into the black liquid, making sure to keep his distance. He observes the results. He then grabs the random assortment of artifacts, storing them the best he can, and checks a few other nearby buildings
You toss a container into the goo. It vanishes into the goo for an instant before the goo leaps from it's alcove, dragging itself along, using the container to get traction on the stone.

You decide that perhaps it is a good idea not to wait for it to crawl over to you and instead duck back out into the other room, shove a few random things in your bag and move on to the next building. This one seems almost completely empty save for several black goo filled alcoves (All twitching and growing) and a massive collection of tablets.

"WEEEEEE!"

GTFO Like everyone in this Busta Rhymes music video.
[int:4+1]
You run through the dark, remembering your way back to the tower and the entrance of the building flawlessly, even in complete darkness.




The Wyrm vanishes into the darkness but the constant grind of it's movement never quite vanishes, just dulls  and then begins to grow again as it turns and moves back toward the scattered, injured party.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7452 on: September 14, 2012, 09:19:52 pm »

Keep crawling. I'm surrounded by towers, hitting one is both likely and good, right?
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7453 on: September 14, 2012, 09:27:23 pm »

"Well, you really should be proud right now." Milno commented.

Leave trail of rope, lights and anything else possible as a security measure and get back to the party, avoiding the Wyrm's path. Pull anyone out of the path if there is still time to make it without being severed in half. Take a length of rope and swing it around a certain distance to hit people in the dark.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6:In which Simus falls off everything
« Reply #7454 on: September 14, 2012, 09:56:24 pm »

((Well, Charro is not going to miss his laser rifle now...))
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