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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3978696 times)

Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4665 on: July 03, 2012, 06:11:34 pm »

(Oops!)

"Don't worry little girl, it's just a medically-induced coma.  Bye now!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4666 on: July 03, 2012, 06:18:30 pm »

"Clear! I'm heading upstairs."
Head upstairs.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4667 on: July 03, 2012, 06:18:54 pm »

"Well, good job boys, with upholding the HMRC's glorious reputation~"

Empyrean extricates herself from the crime scene.

"Hey, with luck that girl will grow to be a coldblooded assassin who will let herself loose on the universe just to take revenge... or whatever."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4668 on: July 03, 2012, 06:21:11 pm »

Well, at least we have that guy safely locked inside that house.
Now, should I administer the first aid to the people inside the house Thrak went into (if they happen to need it) and perform the checks on them,
commander, or do you want me to do something else?

(( By the way, was any one of Jim's last two messages broadcasted to us, or were they strictly group-channel and private-channel?  :P ))
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 06:24:21 pm by Nikitian »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4669 on: July 03, 2012, 06:24:18 pm »

(Private between Milno and Jim. The other eight of you don't have the security clearance to listen to us. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4670 on: July 03, 2012, 06:43:20 pm »

Milno waves towards the house Thrak is in.
"You can go in, but the doctor's pet is cuddling with a gigantic dog there."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4671 on: July 03, 2012, 06:47:27 pm »

(( Yeah, I supposed so. And what about "Good work, ..." one? ;) Though, actually, at the second glance, that one doesn't sound as heinous, and shouldn't matter so much.
Well, whatever. I guess the mission debriefing will have the number of civilian casualties mentioned  :) ))
I have no problems with that.
Enter the house. Look for survivors inhabitants.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4672 on: July 03, 2012, 07:01:14 pm »

"Down boy!"

Thrak administers a low power shock from the left gauntlet to attempt to stun the dog.


((Honestly, can a dog even seriously hurt me?))


((Also, hah:  I wasn't the first to score a civvie kill.  So much for THAT pool.))
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 07:02:47 pm by Toaster »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4673 on: July 03, 2012, 07:16:26 pm »

((Honestly, can a dog even seriously hurt me?))
((Technically he could probably eat your face right off your head.

So no, he can't hurt you.))

((Also, hah:  I wasn't the first to score a civvie kill.  So much for THAT pool.))
((Wait. Why are we not doing this? Steve tried to start a dead pool that never caught on, but we've never bothered with a civilian casualty or other Horrible Things pool?

What is wrong with us? For not having a Horrible Things pool, not in being so incompetent and/or malicious that we need one.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4674 on: July 03, 2012, 07:17:07 pm »

((Also, hah:  I wasn't the first to score a civvie kill.  So much for THAT pool.))
(Come to think of it Mesk now has one of the highest kill totals on the team, with three.  Not counting robots or the mini-star incident.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4675 on: July 03, 2012, 07:17:44 pm »

The man, seeing that you're looking at him, is already taking back off inside before you can really say much of anything, He has his door slammed shut before you can get off so much as a "Hey! You!"

((That's it! He's your guy! I love this mission. :D))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4676 on: July 03, 2012, 07:24:58 pm »

((We won't know for sure until Mesk has booted him in the head. And then we still won't know, but that's besides the point. :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4677 on: July 03, 2012, 07:27:04 pm »

((We won't know for sure until Mesk has booted him in the head. And then we still won't know, but that's besides the point. :P))

((Yeah, now the local community not only has a serial killer to deal with but also a series of killers.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4678 on: July 03, 2012, 07:28:33 pm »

(We should just kill/disable everyone and let the cops sort 'em out. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 5: Serial killer Spring Break
« Reply #4679 on: July 03, 2012, 07:29:26 pm »

(We should just kill/disable everyone and let the cops sort 'em out. :P)
((Typical HRMC work ethic.))
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