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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3995124 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3480 on: June 05, 2012, 12:40:52 am »

(I prefer 173 myself. :D And that's exactly what I'm doing. Every time Feyri turns around I'm going to put my remaining hand a little closer to her until eventually she turns and sees it almost at her throat. Then when she's done being terrified I'm just going to pat her on the shoulder and walk off nonchalantly.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3481 on: June 05, 2012, 12:52:42 am »

(I prefer 173 myself. :D And that's exactly what I'm doing. Every time Feyri turns around I'm going to put my remaining hand a little closer to her until eventually she turns and sees it almost at her throat. Then when she's done being terrified I'm just going to pat her on the shoulder and walk off nonchalantly.)

((But as far as we know, there is only one 173. Weeping Angels, on the other hand...))
« Last Edit: June 05, 2012, 01:12:02 am by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3482 on: June 05, 2012, 01:25:30 am »

(That's just what we need, give the GM ideas about SCPs...)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3483 on: June 05, 2012, 02:01:16 am »

(That's just what we need, give the GM ideas about SCPs...)

((106 steps out of the device...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3484 on: June 05, 2012, 05:31:41 am »

(I prefer 173 myself. :D And that's exactly what I'm doing. Every time Feyri turns around I'm going to put my remaining hand a little closer to her until eventually she turns and sees it almost at her throat. Then when she's done being terrified I'm just going to pat her on the shoulder and walk off nonchalantly.)
((I was wondering when you'd link that one, SC.

Also...aren't you a headless one-armed bandit?  :P Where...is your brain again?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3485 on: June 05, 2012, 05:33:18 am »

((He's like Eric, he's got his brain in his torso in an armored braincase.

...

I wonder if it is ejectable...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3486 on: June 05, 2012, 05:34:33 am »

((New body modification idea indeed!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3487 on: June 05, 2012, 09:08:55 am »

(What, slot machine reels on Jim's chest he can randomly spin?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3488 on: June 05, 2012, 01:03:56 pm »

(Television screen on your belly!)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3489 on: June 05, 2012, 01:09:01 pm »

((Pelvic gauss weapon activated by thrusting his hips forward and screaming "OH YEAH!".))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3490 on: June 05, 2012, 01:11:30 pm »

(Suggestion noted and rejected, Cael. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3491 on: June 05, 2012, 01:17:07 pm »

(Suggestion noted and rejected, Cael. :P)
((Extra fun if the slugs happened to be nuke-tipped.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3492 on: June 05, 2012, 01:19:05 pm »

"Great. I'm going to see if I can keep this thing from blowing up the whole asteroid we're on. Get moving Feyri, we probably don't have much time."

Keep an eye on the console for strange activity. Try not to panic.
The console seems almost completely static and nonreactive.

(Poor Bishop.  He's the only sane and healthy person left on the mission.   And when you call someone like Bishop the sane one...)
(( >:( I'm SANE!))

Get back to the observation room.

"Thanks Mesk, Jim, could I request use of your weaponry and items...again?"

Get what Mesk gave, and...check on Jim since he's not responding.

"Jim? Are you receiving this?"
You walk back to the elevator platform and ride it back up to the 5th floor. The advanced kit is laying in the hall near the elevator door when you get there. You scoop up the kit and give jim another call. He doesn't answer.

Jim waited until Feyri turned around, then shifted position slightly. Not enough to be immediately noticeable, but just enough to unsettle her when she looked at him again.
You're on the wrong floor for that.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3493 on: June 05, 2012, 01:20:43 pm »

(Just let my action ride until I have something more useful I can do or it becomes relevant. ^^^)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 3: Healing via kicks to the ribs.
« Reply #3494 on: June 05, 2012, 09:33:55 pm »

"Bishop, returning to your position. Mesk fortunately was able to supply the needed materials, but they're for medical care. I guess it's with Jim.

Does anyone know where he is?!"


Search for Jim?
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